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Title: Top tips for surviving life on planet earth Post by: dancupid on May 09, 2013, 04:52:54 PM "Hey Girls!
Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't, because you can't and it just looks silly. Just throw it girlie under-arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get hurt." Please feel free to add your own 'life survival tips' Title: Re: Top tips for surviving life on planet earth Post by: BitcoinBarrel on May 09, 2013, 05:06:57 PM No one is going to make it out alive
Title: Re: Top tips for surviving life on planet earth Post by: wachtwoord on May 09, 2013, 06:06:47 PM No one is going to make it out alive Except me. Title: Re: Top tips for surviving life on planet earth Post by: Mike Christ on May 09, 2013, 07:47:54 PM Don't drink the water. It'll kill you.
Title: Re: Top tips for surviving life on planet earth Post by: Lethn on May 09, 2013, 08:53:25 PM Never believe anything a politician says, even if they're telling you the truth they're probably hiding something.
Title: Re: Top tips for surviving life on planet earth Post by: mc_lovin on May 09, 2013, 09:37:56 PM Trust no one.
Title: Re: Top tips for surviving life on planet earth Post by: Anon136 on May 09, 2013, 09:40:28 PM Assume that everything your teacher says is the exact opposite of the truth and get a decent education out of public school. ;D
Title: Re: Top tips for surviving life on planet earth Post by: Foxpup on May 10, 2013, 02:51:16 AM Do not pet cute animals in Australia. The cute ones will kill you. The non-cute ones will kill you too. In fact, just stay the fuck away from Australian animals in general. And some of the plants. Don't swim in the water, either. Stay away from the water. But not so far away that you're in the middle of the desert. You know what, if survival is a priority, visiting Australia is just a really bad idea.
Title: Re: Top tips for surviving life on planet earth Post by: b!z on May 10, 2013, 12:45:14 PM Buy and hold Bitcoins.
Title: Re: Top tips for surviving life on planet earth Post by: RoadToHell on May 10, 2013, 04:28:24 PM Don't visit there for too long at one time and always have an escape route in mind.
Title: Re: Top tips for surviving life on planet earth Post by: Welsh on May 10, 2013, 04:32:17 PM Assume that everything your teacher says is the exact opposite of the truth and get a decent education out of public school. ;D Perfect! Title: Re: Top tips for surviving life on planet earth Post by: Ekaros on May 10, 2013, 06:30:08 PM Some people aren't nice. And even more follow these non-nice people...
And you will die. Title: Re: Top tips for surviving life on planet earth Post by: juggalodarkclow on May 10, 2013, 07:45:48 PM get yours and fk everybody else
Title: Re: Top tips for surviving life on planet earth Post by: Ekaros on May 10, 2013, 08:13:35 PM get yours and fk everybody else What did I say ;D |