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May 09, 2013, 04:52:54 PM
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Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't, because you can't and it just looks silly.
Just throw it girlie under-arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get hurt."


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May 09, 2013, 05:06:57 PM
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No one is going to make it out alive



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May 09, 2013, 06:06:47 PM
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No one is going to make it out alive

Except me.
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May 09, 2013, 07:47:54 PM
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Don't drink the water.  It'll kill you.

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May 09, 2013, 08:53:25 PM
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Never believe anything a politician says, even if they're telling you the truth they're probably hiding something.
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May 09, 2013, 09:37:56 PM
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Trust no one.
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May 09, 2013, 09:40:28 PM
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Assume that everything your teacher says is the exact opposite of the truth and get a decent education out of public school.  Grin

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May 10, 2013, 02:51:16 AM
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Do not pet cute animals in Australia. The cute ones will kill you. The non-cute ones will kill you too. In fact, just stay the fuck away from Australian animals in general. And some of the plants. Don't swim in the water, either. Stay away from the water. But not so far away that you're in the middle of the desert. You know what, if survival is a priority, visiting Australia is just a really bad idea.

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May 10, 2013, 12:45:14 PM
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Buy and hold Bitcoins.
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May 10, 2013, 04:28:24 PM
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Don't visit there for too long at one time and always have an escape route in mind.

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May 10, 2013, 04:32:17 PM
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Assume that everything your teacher says is the exact opposite of the truth and get a decent education out of public school.  Grin

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May 10, 2013, 06:30:08 PM
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Some people aren't nice. And even more follow these non-nice people...

And you will die.

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May 10, 2013, 07:45:48 PM
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get yours and fk everybody else

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May 10, 2013, 08:13:35 PM
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get yours and fk everybody else

What did I say Grin

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