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Bitcoin => Bitcoin Discussion => Topic started by: bitrebel on June 21, 2011, 01:03:57 AM



Title: I am Spartacus, here's my side.
Post by: bitrebel on June 21, 2011, 01:03:57 AM
I'm starting a Bitcoin Arbitration business, and I was wondering if I can sign up Mt Gox and Kevin Day as my first clients.

If you have a dispute concerning bitcoins, i'll help settle it for 10% of the disputed value.

I have experience and i'm fully qualified. I have over 150 bitcoin forum posts.





Title: Re: I am Sparticus and this is My Side...
Post by: imperi on June 21, 2011, 01:05:02 AM
WHAT THE ****. YOU ONLY HAVE 151 FORUM POSTS. WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM.

edit:

you originally said 300 and I got upset.


Title: Re: I am Sparticus and this is My Side...
Post by: Synaptic on June 21, 2011, 01:05:38 AM
I'm starting a Bitcoin Arbitration business, and I was wondering if I can sign up Mt Gox and Kevin Day as my first clients.

If you have a dispute concerning bitcoins, i'll help settle it for 10% of the disputed value.

I have experience and i'm fully qualified. I have over 9000 bitcoin forum posts.





Hell, that many posts qualifies you to run 90% of the BTC market exchange volume!


Title: Re: I am Sparticus and this is My Side...
Post by: bitrebel on June 21, 2011, 01:06:09 AM
WHAT THE ****. YOU ONLY HAVE 151 FORUM POSTS. WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM.

edit:

you originally said 300 and I got upset.

Yeah, I realized that it was false advertising, so I changed it. Sorry. Please don't sue me.


Title: Re: I am Sparticus and this is My Side...
Post by: bitrebel on June 21, 2011, 01:07:51 AM
I'm starting a Bitcoin Arbitration business, and I was wondering if I can sign up Mt Gox and Kevin Day as my first clients.

If you have a dispute concerning bitcoins, i'll help settle it for 10% of the disputed value.

I have experience and i'm fully qualified. I have over 300 bitcoin forum posts.





Hell, that many posts qualifies you to run 90% of the BTC market exchange volume!

Well, I don't know about that, but it definitely qualifies me to settle 90% of the disputes concerning hacked trades.


Title: Re: I am Sparticus and this is My Side...
Post by: Synaptic on June 21, 2011, 01:09:58 AM
I'm starting a Bitcoin Arbitration business, and I was wondering if I can sign up Mt Gox and Kevin Day as my first clients.

If you have a dispute concerning bitcoins, i'll help settle it for 10% of the disputed value.

I have experience and i'm fully qualified. I have over 300 bitcoin forum posts.





Hell, that many posts qualifies you to run 90% of the BTC market exchange volume!

Well, I don't know about that, but it definitely qualifies me to settle 90% of the disputes concerning hacked trades.

I think you're only being 60% forthcoming with us, bitrebel.

What're you hiding behind that sly handsome smile?


Title: Re: I am Sparticus and this is My Side...
Post by: Oldminer on June 21, 2011, 01:11:00 AM

Yeah, I realized that it was false advertising, so I changed it. Sorry. Please don't sue me.

So accountancy's not your speciality then?  ;D


Title: Re: I am Sparticus and this is My Side...
Post by: Horkabork on June 21, 2011, 01:11:18 AM
WHAT THE ****. YOU ONLY HAVE 151 FORUM POSTS. WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM.

edit:

you originally said 300 and I got upset.

Yeah, I realized that it was false advertising, so I changed it. Sorry. Please don't sue me.

Imperi, if you want to sue him, I'll arbitrate for only 9.5% of the settlement. I have experience and i'm fully qualified. I have over 100 bitcoin forum posts, a full two of which are actually useful.


Title: Re: I am Sparticus, here's my side.
Post by: JTaBitCoinKing on June 21, 2011, 01:11:37 AM
GOVERNMENT ROBOTS (http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/fake-twitter-users-tried-to-bring-down-weiner-20110620-1gala.html)!!!


Title: Re: I am Sparticus and this is My Side...
Post by: bitrebel on June 21, 2011, 01:13:43 AM
WHAT THE ****. YOU ONLY HAVE 151 FORUM POSTS. WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM.

edit:

you originally said 300 and I got upset.

Yeah, I realized that it was false advertising, so I changed it. Sorry. Please don't sue me.

Imperi, if you want to sue him, I'll arbitrate for only 9.5% of the settlement. I have experience and i'm fully qualified. I have over 100 bitcoin forum posts, a full two of which are actually useful.

I'll bid 1 bitcoin on that arbitration contract.


Title: Re: I am Sparticus and this is My Side...
Post by: finnthecelt on June 21, 2011, 03:05:33 AM
WHAT THE ****. YOU ONLY HAVE 151 FORUM POSTS. WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM.

edit:

you originally said 300 and I got upset.

That was double talk.....