I am Spartacus, here's my side.

[bitrebel]

I'm starting a Bitcoin Arbitration business, and I was wondering if I can sign up Mt Gox and Kevin Day as my first clients.

If you have a dispute concerning bitcoins, i'll help settle it for 10% of the disputed value.

I have experience and i'm fully qualified. I have over 150 bitcoin forum posts.

[imperi]

WHAT THE ****. YOU ONLY HAVE 151 FORUM POSTS. WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM.

edit:

you originally said 300 and I got upset.

[Synaptic]

I'm starting a Bitcoin Arbitration business, and I was wondering if I can sign up Mt Gox and Kevin Day as my first clients.

If you have a dispute concerning bitcoins, i'll help settle it for 10% of the disputed value.

I have experience and i'm fully qualified. I have over 9000 bitcoin forum posts.

Hell, that many posts qualifies you to run 90% of the BTC market exchange volume!

[bitrebel]

WHAT THE ****. YOU ONLY HAVE 151 FORUM POSTS. WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM.

edit:

you originally said 300 and I got upset.

Yeah, I realized that it was false advertising, so I changed it. Sorry. Please don't sue me.

[bitrebel]

I'm starting a Bitcoin Arbitration business, and I was wondering if I can sign up Mt Gox and Kevin Day as my first clients.

If you have a dispute concerning bitcoins, i'll help settle it for 10% of the disputed value.

I have experience and i'm fully qualified. I have over 300 bitcoin forum posts.

Hell, that many posts qualifies you to run 90% of the BTC market exchange volume!

Well, I don't know about that, but it definitely qualifies me to settle 90% of the disputes concerning hacked trades.

[Synaptic]

I'm starting a Bitcoin Arbitration business, and I was wondering if I can sign up Mt Gox and Kevin Day as my first clients.

If you have a dispute concerning bitcoins, i'll help settle it for 10% of the disputed value.

I have experience and i'm fully qualified. I have over 300 bitcoin forum posts.

Hell, that many posts qualifies you to run 90% of the BTC market exchange volume!

Well, I don't know about that, but it definitely qualifies me to settle 90% of the disputes concerning hacked trades.

I think you're only being 60% forthcoming with us, bitrebel.

What're you hiding behind that sly handsome smile?

[Oldminer]

Yeah, I realized that it was false advertising, so I changed it. Sorry. Please don't sue me.

So accountancy's not your speciality then? 

[Horkabork]

WHAT THE ****. YOU ONLY HAVE 151 FORUM POSTS. WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM.

edit:

you originally said 300 and I got upset.

Yeah, I realized that it was false advertising, so I changed it. Sorry. Please don't sue me.

Imperi, if you want to sue him, I'll arbitrate for only 9.5% of the settlement. I have experience and i'm fully qualified. I have over 100 bitcoin forum posts, a full two of which are actually useful.

[JTaBitCoinKing]

GOVERNMENT ROBOTS!!!

[bitrebel]

WHAT THE ****. YOU ONLY HAVE 151 FORUM POSTS. WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM.

edit:

you originally said 300 and I got upset.

Yeah, I realized that it was false advertising, so I changed it. Sorry. Please don't sue me.

Imperi, if you want to sue him, I'll arbitrate for only 9.5% of the settlement. I have experience and i'm fully qualified. I have over 100 bitcoin forum posts, a full two of which are actually useful.

I'll bid 1 bitcoin on that arbitration contract.

[finnthecelt]

WHAT THE ****. YOU ONLY HAVE 151 FORUM POSTS. WHAT THE **** IS YOUR PROBLEM.

edit:

you originally said 300 and I got upset.

That was double talk.....