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Thank you for your attention (I advise reading the whole thread) ;D

K.

I'd buy one of these, but I'm still wating for my BFL and CedarTec ASICs :P

Nice one!

You need to cancel them, think of the children ;D

K.

Looks legit.
Been at the factory too...

Mine arrived a few days ago, ill make a video soon

But I can't cancel, they're gonna ship my ASICs to me in 2 years months :D

best. asic. ever.

Can these be used for litecoins too?

Sure, It has a BBQ pit in the garden, just check above for more info ;)

@All - thank you for you continued support in our product, and I hope it is everything you hoped it would be ;D

K.

How fast do you send them?

17.3kph

K.

Is this real...?

edit: For 1 BTC I would purchase this in a heartbeat. It'd pay my rent.  :o

Please tell me this shit legit..

lol, coolest dollhouse asic ever  :D

Could use a ceiling fan to keep the components cool.

I've already ordered two hundred jalapenos from BFL. I then proceeded to use my last 500 bitcoins on a 97% satoshidice bet and lost. Then some Nigerian prince stole the rest of my litecoins. In other words, I can't buy this ASIC.  :(

You are missing the point. This Dollhouse runs so cool you actually need a small fireplace just to keep it warm. I am developing this as a add-on component to keep the circuits from freezing up.

 :o , Then for you, we'll throw in the miniature solar panels for the roof absolutely free.

K

I am holding out for one with pink circuit boards and sparkly windows!!!

Thank-you, and you are quite correct. We look forward to testing your heating solutions ;D

K.

Funny you should say that, have you been spying on the Mk 2?

K.

lol im the idiotest idiot who ever idioted.

lol, don't be so hard on yourself, I could sell ice to the Eskimos...

K.

Yes
Send your btc to
13amgDcYE2VPLoQoAyeLJWmAh4TcvT1CS3

lol, nice try ;D

But serious now, if you want to purchase one, the address is in my sig ;)

K.

send a few to devs first so that we know you're really shipping these over9000gh/s units.

Don't listen to the people spreading FUD about the Firefly labs Mk1. They're just haters who missed out on the pre-order window!

http://slickzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/haters-gona-hate3_thumb.gif

Exactly ;D, I'm glad your enjoying your new toy* kooke ;)

*WARNING: Using the Dollhouse while mining has proved troublesome (37 hospitalized) - we are working on the issue.

K.

5000GH/s + the 2 Additional options 500GH/s x2 = 6000GH/s, not 9000GH/s (optional GPU and CPU ports available also)

I mean, how can you not believe it?

K.

Thanx for the good mood :)) Starter post and comments are the best :))

Firefly Labs - when butterflies just don't get the fire going :D

Well done :)

lol, That should be my new catchphrase ;D

K.

Will you also create an usb-version?

We did manage to make a USB version of the majority of the parts, but the furniture wouldn't fit. We then abandoned the project, sorry.

K.

I did it to make people smile ;)

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

K.

I need a version with freezer with 750Gh/s, microwave oven with 1.5Th/s, TV (on your choice, but not lower than 1.2-1.3Th/s) and electric shaver with 0.5Ph/s.
How much of fakecoins it would cost? I'll send them in june (which year i dunno). :D

OK I'm going to fess up.  I was using a Firefly labs dollhouse to mine YAC that's how I got up to a peak of 46,000 kh/s on yac.dontmine.me.

The design of the unit is a bit disconcerting at first but keep in mind it was done to keep these units cool.  They run so cool, in fact, that if you keep a six pack of beer near one it will keep it at a near optimal 53 degree F drinking temperature.

Color me impressed.  I have ordered 400

Someone mentioned USB.  The dollhouse does not require USB or a PC it works via Sat uplink

There is also no need to install any mining software or tell it which pools to connect to.  It does all that automatically out of the box and, in fact, does all currency trades too with optimal pricing.

Just install the 9V battery (it doesn't need AC) and put it near a window.  Once you register a bank account the bucks just roll in.  Easy Money baby.  Easy Money

Hey, fenican, and how about 51% attack? This is foul play :(

I want a plasma TV which does 2 PH/s. Unfortunately, Racecar Labs LTD has been saying I'll get it in a few weeks for years now. I WANTS IT NAO!!!111oneoneone

Your hired ;D

K.

So what is the temperature at 100% load?

I'm glad you asked that, a feature of the AD mk1 is it's ability to make toast, and other grilled style products :)

...But don't worry, I'm sure fire is covered in your home insurance...

K.

WHO STOLE MY BACON

Firefly labs also has better IT systems than BFL.

While BFL can only process 1,000,000 pre-orders FFL can handle over 1,000,000,000.

Every man, woman, child, and pet in the U.S. could queue up a pre-order

Ah, so that is why it has BBQ support.

Seems like BFL could learn a thing or two from Firefly labs :P

I've had a PM asking about shipping/website and order details.

PLEASE don't make me take your money, unless it's for lol's (donations to any address below welcome ;D).

If I was heartless, and could live the rest of my life without liking myself - I'd be rich.

K.

you should take the money and embrace your scammer tag like limitless  ;D

This is legit AF. Best idea ive seen yet.

Your daughter will be shocked. LITERALLY. :)

Thankyou ;D

Testament from a happy customer:

http://s18.postimg.org/c78figgax/shocking_wiggles.jpg

K.

I just "pre-ordered" $100k worth of units from you.  As long as you keep me updated along the way, I will wait up to 15 years for delivery... just make sure you keep me posted with regular shipping updates, and more pics!

Thankyou, That money will help us get the deliveries out much quicker. We are currently delivering on foot, and the first order was in China, we expect our delivery guy to be back around 2017 (at which point we'll splash out on a skateboard).

K.

http://thumbs3.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mtCE7ZHlMw-Epiq-zGHJwVw.jpg
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8100/8503678813_0004a66393.jpg


I'm ready to pull the trigger on my order but was wondering if you would you be able to integrate these with a few gh/s in them to help me with my 'pump and dump' strategy I lie to people about all day?

China has enough people, you guys can just stretch out across the ocean and start an assembly line for hand deliveries.  Probably still get here faster than BFL.

Is that Mumra in sunglasses for your avatar?

Do you mind if I advertise these in the custom hardware forum? Might get more attention, Especially from that Anonymous64!



ps. DAMN I was gonna do that next week when I got home from uni with an old VCR set. Beaten to it, great minds think alike!

 ;D sure you can ;D

K.

Firefly Labs :D

Awesome thread 8,5/10

Thank you kind sir ;D

K.

Sorry, I'm late to the thread. Has John K agreed to escrow these purchases? ;)

No need, I'm the one who vouched for John K to get him started ;D

K.

9/10.

10/10 if you had LTC support.

I like it!  ;D

The BBQ pit is PCI-Ex16, so will work with any GPU coin.

 ;D

K.

To pay.

to pay, or not to pay, that is the question.

Personally, I'd advise against it ;D

K.

Oh are you offering free samples? Nice one!

Yes!!!

Just send 150BTC for shipping, and we'll have one sent out to you straight away*

*When our delivery guy gets back is anyones guess - predicted arrival: possibly June, on a Wednesday, year 2078

K.

Shit i thought it was supposed to be 2 months, never mind!

Well, we where hoping that with enough pre-orders, we'd be able to buy our guy a moped (when he gets back from China that is)

That would speed things up immensely.

Our tech guys are also working on Cryo-Stasis capsules, so no matter how little you mine, you can sleep until it's worth millions ;D

K.

http://youtu.be/nWd56Qj5548 (http://youtu.be/nWd56Qj5548)

your doll house asic doesnt hold a chance against this robot with intel processor,it could probably mine any coin you want just by asking it. this robot even watches movies and has some interesting things to say.

me "robot, Please mine some LTC for me"

Robot " Sure, but that is very boring , i want new parts in return"

me " robot, please go feed the dog"

Robot " you please feed the dog, im busy mining litecoins"

me late too! nice thread!

Thank you ;D


We have a robot on our production line, unfortunately, since some one left Wall-E on in the canteen, It just goes around chatting up toasters etc.

K.

I already don't like you, there is no need for two of us to do that!

BTW, can we get a stripper pole in there? I hate cords, how about bluetooth power and internet?

Just to warn new users:

This seller scammed me 1 satoshi!

lol, really? - I will bestow upon thee many offerings if thee choose Cthulhu....

/or tell me how, and i'll reimburse you more meaningfully ;D

K.

These ASICs are the ultimate long term investment - Have you seen the price of old dollhouses?

K.

+1  :D

Really cool stuff :).

Anyone with any News on when the new upgraded mk2 version is hitting the shops....

I'm glad you asked, our guy just got back from the first shipment, and is about to start on the second. We have developed a mk3, but have to hold of on selling pre-orders until mk1 has finished shipping (our guy now has a moped and access to flights - this should reduce delivery estimations by around 15 years)

I hope you continue to shop with FireFly Labs ;D

K.

On a side note, I had mentioned our cryogenic option (you freeze until your rich) speed doesn't matter then...

Unfortunately, the freezers we used on test subjects were from our restaurant - well needless to say, people weren't just eating chicken...

This was a slight set-back, but we'll have some updates soon (we now store them in a freezer with the vegeburgers, it's never used)

K.