[NEW] **ASIC with OFF & WDC support!**

[fenican]

Someone mentioned USB.  The dollhouse does not require USB or a PC it works via Sat uplink

There is also no need to install any mining software or tell it which pools to connect to.  It does all that automatically out of the box and, in fact, does all currency trades too with optimal pricing.

Just install the 9V battery (it doesn't need AC) and put it near a window.  Once you register a bank account the bucks just roll in.  Easy Money baby.  Easy Money

[Desten]

Hey, fenican, and how about 51% attack? This is foul play

[live627]

I want a plasma TV which does 2 PH/s. Unfortunately, Racecar Labs LTD has been saying I'll get it in a few weeks for years now. I WANTS IT NAO!!!111oneoneone

[Kruncha]

Someone mentioned USB.  The dollhouse does not require USB or a PC it works via Sat uplink

There is also no need to install any mining software or tell it which pools to connect to.  It does all that automatically out of the box and, in fact, does all currency trades too with optimal pricing.

Just install the 9V battery (it doesn't need AC) and put it near a window.  Once you register a bank account the bucks just roll in.  Easy Money baby.  Easy Money

Your hired

K.

[wesleyrbk]

So what is the temperature at 100% load?

[Kruncha]

So what is the temperature at 100% load?

I'm glad you asked that, a feature of the AD mk1 is it's ability to make toast, and other grilled style products

...But don't worry, I'm sure fire is covered in your home insurance...

K.

[live627]

WHO STOLE MY BACON

[fenican]

Firefly labs also has better IT systems than BFL.

While BFL can only process 1,000,000 pre-orders FFL can handle over 1,000,000,000.

Every man, woman, child, and pet in the U.S. could queue up a pre-order

[wesleyrbk]

So what is the temperature at 100% load?

I'm glad you asked that, a feature of the AD mk1 is it's ability to make toast, and other grilled style products

...But don't worry, I'm sure fire is covered in your home insurance...

K.

Ah, so that is why it has BBQ support.

[kooke]

Firefly labs also has better IT systems than BFL.

While BFL can only process 1,000,000 pre-orders FFL can handle over 1,000,000,000.

Every man, woman, child, and pet in the U.S. could queue up a pre-order

Seems like BFL could learn a thing or two from Firefly labs

[Kruncha]

I've had a PM asking about shipping/website and order details.

PLEASE don't make me take your money, unless it's for lol's (donations to any address below welcome ).

If I was heartless, and could live the rest of my life without liking myself - I'd be rich.

K.

[josiasrdz]

I've had a PM asking about shipping/website and order details.

PLEASE don't make me take your money, unless it's for lol's (donations to any address below welcome ).

If I was heartless, and could live the rest of my life without liking myself - I'd be rich.

K.

you should take the money and embrace your scammer tag like limitless 

[defaced]

I've already ordered two hundred jalapenos from BFL. I then proceeded to use my last 500 bitcoins on a 97% satoshidice bet and lost. Then some Nigerian prince stole the rest of my litecoins. In other words, I can't buy this ASIC.  

  , Then for you, we'll throw in the miniature solar panels for the roof absolutely free.

K

This is legit AF. Best idea ive seen yet.

Your daughter will be shocked. LITERALLY.

[Kruncha]

I've already ordered two hundred jalapenos from BFL. I then proceeded to use my last 500 bitcoins on a 97% satoshidice bet and lost. Then some Nigerian prince stole the rest of my litecoins. In other words, I can't buy this ASIC.  

  , Then for you, we'll throw in the miniature solar panels for the roof absolutely free.

K

This is legit AF. Best idea ive seen yet.

Your daughter will be shocked. LITERALLY.

Thankyou

Testament from a happy customer:



K.

[nerdcustoms]

I just "pre-ordered" $100k worth of units from you.  As long as you keep me updated along the way, I will wait up to 15 years for delivery... just make sure you keep me posted with regular shipping updates, and more pics!

[Kruncha]

I just "pre-ordered" $100k worth of units from you.  As long as you keep me updated along the way, I will wait up to 15 years for delivery... just make sure you keep me posted with regular shipping updates, and more pics!

Thankyou, That money will help us get the deliveries out much quicker. We are currently delivering on foot, and the first order was in China, we expect our delivery guy to be back around 2017 (at which point we'll splash out on a skateboard).

K.

[stulowe]

http://thumbs3.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mtCE7ZHlMw-Epiq-zGHJwVw.jpg
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8100/8503678813_0004a66393.jpg


I'm ready to pull the trigger on my order but was wondering if you would you be able to integrate these with a few gh/s in them to help me with my 'pump and dump' strategy I lie to people about all day?

[nerdcustoms]

I just "pre-ordered" $100k worth of units from you.  As long as you keep me updated along the way, I will wait up to 15 years for delivery... just make sure you keep me posted with regular shipping updates, and more pics!

Thankyou, That money will help us get the deliveries out much quicker. We are currently delivering on foot, and the first order was in China, we expect our delivery guy to be back around 2017 (at which point we'll splash out on a skateboard).

K.

China has enough people, you guys can just stretch out across the ocean and start an assembly line for hand deliveries.  Probably still get here faster than BFL.

[deadweasel]

How fast do you send them?

Is that Mumra in sunglasses for your avatar?

[tom_o]

            Announcing the all new ASIC Dollhouse
 While you mine Bitcoins*, your daughter will be shocked by the dollhouse (literally).
                          These are shipping now for 1BTC, so grab one while you can

    
              
                      

                      To place an order just email Kruncha@bollocks.com

            Additional modules: The garage and the conservatory have 500GH/s each.

      *Other accessories include: BBQ pit (PCI-Ex16) and a YAK enclosure (Sandybridge).

                                          


Thank you for your attention

K.

Do you mind if I advertise these in the custom hardware forum? Might get more attention, Especially from that Anonymous64!



ps. DAMN I was gonna do that next week when I got home from uni with an old VCR set. Beaten to it, great minds think alike!