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Title: Jokes - Off topic Post by: Benson Samuel on May 23, 2013, 06:18:52 AM Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have?
Nice tits. Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: drdanishkhan on May 23, 2013, 06:39:46 AM Now this is what happens when bitcoin loses its flare.. ;D
Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: Benson Samuel on May 23, 2013, 12:26:52 PM Now this is what happens when bitcoin loses its flare.. ;D Bah.. Bitcoiny never losing flair. Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: BitcoinBaBa on May 23, 2013, 12:30:34 PM The only downside you see to bitcoins is that you can't ever find any between the sofa cushions!
Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: Benson Samuel on May 23, 2013, 12:31:53 PM The only downside you see to bitcoins is that you can't ever find any between the sofa cushions! Unless you throw a pen drive with your wallet.dat between the cushions!. ba dap dum tish Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: BitcoinBaBa on May 23, 2013, 12:36:02 PM The only downside you see to bitcoins is that you can't ever find any between the sofa cushions! Unless you throw a pen drive with your wallet.dat between the cushions!. ba dap dum tish hahaha...these jokes will be called funny only after 3 confirmations.. ;D Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: Benson Samuel on May 23, 2013, 12:42:57 PM The only downside you see to bitcoins is that you can't ever find any between the sofa cushions! Unless you throw a pen drive with your wallet.dat between the cushions!. ba dap dum tish hahaha...these jokes will be called funny only after 3 confirmations.. ;D lol... Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: drdanishkhan on May 23, 2013, 03:02:05 PM Ohh look the flare in bitcoin is back.. benson does it have anythin to do with you?? :P
Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: Wilson on May 28, 2013, 06:17:49 PM Benson!!!
One more joke! I know you can do better. :P Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: legendster on June 09, 2013, 03:45:44 PM Lisa has 750 friends, next week she gets 150 more.
What does she have ? A married man talking about her on bitcointalk forum. Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: legendster on June 15, 2013, 09:31:51 PM Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: krishatnet on February 15, 2014, 06:13:49 AM Two husbands were having a conversation, First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: Benson Samuel on February 15, 2014, 05:34:06 PM Two husbands were having a conversation, First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Was her name Lisa? Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: rohnearner on February 19, 2014, 06:27:55 PM nice ride of old couple i am sure they will beat Amir khan in DHoom 3 hehehehe.....:P Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: kishornayak on February 20, 2014, 08:32:09 AM Now I believe Dhoom 3 is a real big hit!!
Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: E.exchanger on March 06, 2014, 08:25:21 PM I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.
Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: bitkanu on March 11, 2014, 05:51:47 PM I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does. E.exchanger please clear me who is hooker and She in this :P i am very confusing about this :P Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: E.exchanger on March 13, 2014, 05:43:56 PM I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does. E.exchanger please clear me who is hooker and She in this :P i am very confusing about this :P Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: buysellbitcoin on March 14, 2014, 07:34:26 AM I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does. E.exchanger please clear me who is hooker and She in this :P i am very confusing about this :P You know now ? Its all about confusing and confusion. Regards Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: globalgaurav on March 14, 2014, 08:16:45 AM these jokes will be called funny only after 3 confirmations.. ;D Its all about confusing and confusion. rofl Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: hensi on March 22, 2014, 01:11:44 PM Jab kismat hi ho phuddu,, jab kismat hi ho phuddu.........tab kya karega bournvita wala dudhu!! @|"/=§¥€£*
Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: DrCherryCollier on March 23, 2014, 04:45:21 PM wow amazing ,,, i love jock ,,,,,
i always like jokes ;D :) :-[ Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: Ketan1234 on March 26, 2014, 05:26:38 AM It is really funny.
Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: rohnearner on March 26, 2014, 10:02:29 AM Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? I have nice tits too.! :p Huge man boobs.. but i don't get Friends..? why so.? :p Nice tits. Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: rohnearner on April 11, 2014, 07:40:35 AM So these are the 10 Lines I'll share for the day , all about India
1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time 2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life 3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you 4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA 5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India 6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss 7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks 8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals 9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars 10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair !! :'D Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: bitkanu on April 11, 2014, 05:36:30 PM So these are the 10 Lines I'll share for the day , all about India 1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time 2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life 3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you 4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA 5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India 6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss 7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks 8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals 9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars 10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair !! :'D nice article on India its such trues line which happens in my daily life Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: dashingriddler on May 05, 2014, 06:54:40 AM So these are the 10 Lines I'll share for the day , all about India I agree !1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time 2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life 3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you 4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA 5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India 6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss 7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks 8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals 9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars 10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair !! :'D Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: xb0x on May 07, 2014, 08:35:02 PM So these are the 10 Lines I'll share for the day , all about India 1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time 2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life 3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you 4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA 5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India 6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss 7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks 8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals 9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars 10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair !! :'D haha, yes. Need to agree. Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: xb0x on May 07, 2014, 08:35:34 PM Jokes? Here you go:
One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks, "Tell me, what happened to your back?" The patient replies, "Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning, I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony, I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I was very angry. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. It was very heavy. That was how I strained my back." Later that day, a second patient arrives and he appears he had been in a car wreck. The doctor said, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible! What the hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and I was late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it! I was hit by a fridge! I don't know how the fridge fell on me, or where it came from!" Before closing hours, the third patient came in. He looks like he was punished in hell. The doctor is shocked. He asked, "What the hell happened to you?!" The patient replies, "Well, It started like this - I was hiding in a fridge..." Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: rohnearner on May 08, 2014, 03:51:26 AM Jokes? Here you go: This is how a lady fncks all three men at once..! One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks, "Tell me, what happened to your back?" The patient replies, "Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning, I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony, I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I was very angry. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. It was very heavy. That was how I strained my back." Later that day, a second patient arrives and he appears he had been in a car wreck. The doctor said, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible! What the hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and I was late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it! I was hit by a fridge! I don't know how the fridge fell on me, or where it came from!" Before closing hours, the third patient came in. He looks like he was punished in hell. The doctor is shocked. He asked, "What the hell happened to you?!" The patient replies, "Well, It started like this - I was hiding in a fridge..." Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: newIndia on May 18, 2014, 04:37:35 PM Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? I have nice tits too.! :p Huge man boobs.. but i don't get Friends..? why so.? :p Nice tits. You may contact Vod regarding this ;) Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: hensi on May 18, 2014, 06:30:02 PM modi to amit shah
modi : chal maze lete hai... amit shah : kaise? modi : mayawati se phone pe call karke puchte hai ki samarthan degi ya nahi :p hahaha Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: deadley on May 18, 2014, 06:36:00 PM modi to amit shah modi : chal maze lete hai... amit shah : kaise? modi : mayawati se phone pe call karke puchte hai ki samarthan degi ya nahi :p hahaha nice one, before election Mayawati told she wont give support to MODI in any condition. she was right coz she did not won even single seat so how she will give support without MP. lol Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: dashingriddler on May 18, 2014, 06:44:30 PM Congress getting less than 50 seats is a pre-plan so that they can form a whatsapp group without excluding any ;)
Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: hensi on May 18, 2014, 06:49:38 PM Congress getting less than 50 seats is a pre-plan so that they can form a whatsapp group without excluding any ;) hahahahahaha...nice one. congress will operate on whatsapp and now bjp will have to use another service.Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: newIndia on May 18, 2014, 08:42:44 PM Congress getting less than 50 seats is a pre-plan so that they can form a whatsapp group without excluding any ;) hmm.... now I get it... this is the reason they gave a ticket to Nandan Nilekani... hmmm :) Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: dashingriddler on May 19, 2014, 07:53:58 AM AAP can hire a driver and still go to LS in Tata Nano while the Congress would need an RTC bus
Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: 1bithot on May 23, 2014, 06:28:41 AM Moral of 2014 Elections:
A Gujarati can do anything if denied a VISA to US. Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: amitrwt on June 03, 2014, 06:28:47 PM Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050 Your Grandchild to You : "Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? " Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: deadley on June 03, 2014, 07:06:21 PM Not a joke but something I read that made me smile : Year 2050 Your Grandchild to You : "Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? " lol, It is really nice. hope it will be true. Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: xb0x on June 04, 2014, 05:29:39 AM Not a joke but something I read that made me smile : Year 2050 Your Grandchild to You : "Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? " haha, it makes me lol :P Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: dashingriddler on June 04, 2014, 11:07:52 AM Not a joke but something I read that made me smile : Good one !Year 2050 Your Grandchild to You : "Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? " Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: bitmaster111 on June 04, 2014, 04:27:48 PM - Knock Knock
- Who's there? - CP - CP who? - You'll never be able to mine Bitcoins that way! Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: ashish12 on June 05, 2014, 05:00:47 AM Not a joke but something I read that made me smile : Year 2050 Your Grandchild to You : "Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? " I would be saving 1 bitcoin for that day Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: amitrwt on June 05, 2014, 09:29:19 AM Not a joke but something I read that made me smile : I would be saving 1 bitcoin for that dayYear 2050 Your Grandchild to You : "Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? " Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: dashingriddler on June 05, 2014, 07:16:35 PM Not a joke but something I read that made me smile : "Yeah, I can still show you the transaction where i started spending it in 2020. I am still left with 0.5 bitcoins out of that though"Year 2050 Your Grandchild to You : "Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? " Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: amitrwt on June 05, 2014, 07:23:43 PM Not a joke but something I read that made me smile : "Yeah, I can still show you the transaction where i started spending it in 2020. I am still left with 0.5 bitcoins out of that though"Year 2050 Your Grandchild to You : "Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? " Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: dashingriddler on June 05, 2014, 07:57:03 PM Not a joke but something I read that made me smile : "Yeah, I can still show you the transaction where i started spending it in 2020. I am still left with 0.5 bitcoins out of that though"Year 2050 Your Grandchild to You : "Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? " Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: hyipworld on June 06, 2014, 05:44:34 AM Satoshi: We'll change the world!
Community: Yay! Yay! Satoshi: Goodbye for 10 years. Community: Nope! No... 10 years later... Satoshi: We changed the world! Community: Huh? Who are you? Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: anujjain on June 06, 2014, 12:06:24 PM Not a joke but something I read that made me smile : Year 2050 Your Grandchild to You : "Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? " Its really very nice. make me smile too. Title: Re: Jokes - Off topic Post by: dashingriddler on June 06, 2014, 03:04:06 PM Husband goes to an ENT doctor and informs that he is having a doubt with the hearing capability of his wife which seems to have decreased significantly since few months and he loves his wife so much that he do not want his wife to know about it but really want to get her treated.
Doc suggests the husband to know from how far she can hear the normal tone voice by trying to talk to her from different distances. Husband sees that the wife is cooking something in kitchen and facing the wall. Husband uns to the main door and "honey what are you cooking?" - No reply Comes 3 steps closer - "honey what are you cooking?" - No reply Comes 3 more steps closer - "honey what are you cooking?" - No reply Comes near her ear and says "honey what are you cooking?" Wife turns and screams - "For gods sake this is the fifth time i m saying 'i am cooking pasta honey!' " |
