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May 23, 2013, 06:18:52 AM
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Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have?

Nice tits.

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May 23, 2013, 06:39:46 AM
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Now this is what happens when bitcoin loses its flare..  Grin

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May 23, 2013, 12:26:52 PM
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Now this is what happens when bitcoin loses its flare..  Grin

Bah.. Bitcoiny never losing flair.

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May 23, 2013, 12:30:34 PM
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The only downside you see to bitcoins is that you can't ever find any between the sofa cushions! 
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May 23, 2013, 12:31:53 PM
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The only downside you see to bitcoins is that you can't ever find any between the sofa cushions! 

Unless you throw a pen drive with your wallet.dat between the cushions!.

ba dap dum tish

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May 23, 2013, 12:36:02 PM
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The only downside you see to bitcoins is that you can't ever find any between the sofa cushions! 

Unless you throw a pen drive with your wallet.dat between the cushions!.

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May 23, 2013, 12:42:57 PM
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The only downside you see to bitcoins is that you can't ever find any between the sofa cushions! 

Unless you throw a pen drive with your wallet.dat between the cushions!.

ba dap dum tish

hahaha...these jokes will be called funny only after 3 confirmations..  Grin

lol...

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May 23, 2013, 03:02:05 PM
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Ohh look the flare in bitcoin is back.. benson does it have anythin to do with you?? Tongue

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May 28, 2013, 06:17:49 PM
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Benson!!!
One more joke! I know you can do better.  Tongue
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June 09, 2013, 03:45:44 PM
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Lisa has 750 friends, next week she gets 150 more.

What does she have ?


A married man talking about her on bitcointalk forum.


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February 15, 2014, 06:13:49 AM
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Two husbands were having a conversation, First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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February 15, 2014, 05:34:06 PM
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Two husbands were having a conversation, First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Was her name Lisa?

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February 19, 2014, 06:27:55 PM
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nice ride of old couple i am sure they will beat Amir khan in DHoom 3   hehehehe.....Tongue
so what you are telling me is that if Uncle is with turban sitting on back seat is Aamir khan then  Aunty g Sitting in driving seat is Katrina.. ?

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Now I believe Dhoom 3 is a real big hit!!
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I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.
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March 11, 2014, 05:51:47 PM
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I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.

E.exchanger please clear me who is hooker and She in this Tongue i am very confusing about this
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March 13, 2014, 05:43:56 PM
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I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.

E.exchanger please clear me who is hooker and She in this Tongue i am very confusing about this
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your English is way beyond the limit of my understanding,  i can't answer you as now iam confused in your question  Tongue Roll Eyes
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March 14, 2014, 07:34:26 AM
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I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.

E.exchanger please clear me who is hooker and She in this Tongue i am very confusing about this
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your English is way beyond the limit of my understanding,  i can't answer you as now iam confused in your question  Tongue Roll Eyes

You know now ?
Its all about confusing and confusion.

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March 14, 2014, 08:16:45 AM
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these jokes will be called funny only after 3 confirmations..  Grin

Its all about confusing and confusion.

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