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Title: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: NO_SLAVE on June 24, 2011, 01:55:07 AM
30 minutes before the "grand reopening" and 90% of users still have no email confirmation of account claim.

No surprise, classic GOX.  Ive been Goxed about 12 times this week.  the frustration is tangible everywhere in the BTC community.

The whole thing hinging on one/two guys...the irony of a decentralized currency. ::)


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: true on June 24, 2011, 01:57:06 AM
Yeah, I got goxed a couple times today. Lost 2BTC directly to goxing, and my engine temp in my truck goxed on the way home. Thankfully it was just low fluid - let it cool and put some coolant in, all better, but still, didn't need goxed like that.

They've got my damned money, have made me jump through hoops to get it back, and I still don't know what the hell is going on. I want my fucking money.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: d.james on June 24, 2011, 01:58:21 AM
Someone plz write the definition for the new internet word: "Goxed"


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: Chick on June 24, 2011, 02:00:07 AM
7 minutes before the "grand reopening" and 90% of users still have no email confirmation of account claim.

No surprise, classic GOX.  Ive been Goxed about 12 times this week.  the frustration is tangible everywhere in the BTC community.

The whole thing hinging on one/two guys...the irony of a decentralized currency. ::)

7 minutes before 1 hour.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: bitcoinminer on June 24, 2011, 02:00:52 AM
I propose a new site named Mt Cox, where you basically climb to the top of the mountain, and push the summit of Mt. Cox right into your butthole, and then tell people you're not pushing a Mountain of Cox into their butthole.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: NO_SLAVE on June 24, 2011, 02:02:10 AM
GOXED:  Fluxomed, Misled, Frustrated by inaccuracies, withholding of monetary information or resources and non transparency in dealing with BitCoin.

example:  "That jerk sold me a NVDA graphics card, hes got my BTC, and I have no NVDA graphics card.  He keeps emailing me though, Ive been totally GOXED!!!" (or "this is a GOXY situation")


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: chihlidog on June 24, 2011, 02:03:51 AM
I propose a new site named Mt Cox, where you basically climb to the top of the mountain, and push the summit of Mt. Cox right into your butthole, and then tell people you're not pushing a Mountain of Cox into their butthole.


I am very seriously considering quoting this for my sig. Someone needs to archive this for posterity.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: NO_SLAVE on June 24, 2011, 02:04:38 AM
7 minutes before the "grand reopening" and 90% of users still have no email confirmation of account claim.

No surprise, classic GOX.  Ive been Goxed about 12 times this week.  the frustration is tangible everywhere in the BTC community.

The whole thing hinging on one/two guys...the irony of a decentralized currency. ::)

7 minutes before 1 hour.

3 am GMT -   10 pm EST  -  11 pm EDT  - No?


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: AtlasONo on June 24, 2011, 02:11:02 AM
http://www.google.com/search?q=time+in+japan


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: Maria on June 24, 2011, 02:11:36 AM
GOXED:  Fluxomed, Misled, Frustrated by inaccuracies, withholding of monetary information or resources and non transparency in dealing with BTC.

example:  That jerk sold me a NVDA graphics card, hes got my BTC, and I have no NVDA graphics card, I was totally GOXED!!!
Me rei mucho.  :D

Maria.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: dserrano5 on June 24, 2011, 02:16:11 AM
Y yo xD.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: magik on June 24, 2011, 02:21:34 AM
loolololol we've all been totally been Goxed

what's more scary though - what if they re-open trading with still 90% people un-claimed.... the price is going to be back at 0 before you'll even be able to sell the bitcoins they have of yours

i'd like to re-iterate the sentiment above with another:

GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING MONEY


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Vince Torres on June 24, 2011, 02:22:39 AM
Quote from: NO_SLAVE link=topic=21742.msg273260#msg273260 date=1308880507

No surprise, classic GOX.  Ive been Goxed about 12 times this week. 
[/quote
+1


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: NO_SLAVE on June 24, 2011, 02:28:20 AM
GOXED, already added to urban dictionary, Damn that was fast.  :D


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Bit_Happy on June 24, 2011, 02:30:32 AM
Actually still a half hour
2:29am Friday (GMT) - Time in GMT
Takes time to send a huge amount of emails...


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: steelhouse on June 24, 2011, 02:34:29 AM
Mt Gox did everything right and professional.  If you want to see un-professionalism look at the Fed and the U.S. federal government - what a mess.  Board seems full of plants.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: enmaku on June 24, 2011, 02:36:12 AM
25 minutes to go and no response email here. As far as I'm concerned, I'll be withdrawing anything I've got there and jumping ship to TradeHill.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: NO_SLAVE on June 24, 2011, 02:36:27 AM
Mt Gox did everything right and professional.  If you want to see un-professionalism look at the Fed and the U.S. federal government - what a mess.

No doubt, Totally Goxed!


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: pjce on June 24, 2011, 02:38:27 AM
I propose a new site named Mt Cox, where you basically climb to the top of the mountain, and push the summit of Mt. Cox right into your butthole, and then tell people you're not pushing a Mountain of Cox into their butthole.

This is the most hilarious thing I've read in a long time!  ;D

Seriously though, I hope MtGox AND TradeHill survive. I want competition.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: REF on June 24, 2011, 02:43:20 AM

Seriously though, I hope MtGox AND TradeHill survive. I want competition.

+/-1

con I personally like the large volume both surviving will reduce it for each of them.
Pro hopefully fees will grow smaller through competition


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: dinzy on June 24, 2011, 02:44:03 AM
Oh shit we all did get goxed.  Not now but no ETA :S    


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: NO_SLAVE on June 24, 2011, 02:44:47 AM
GOXED AGAIN....


Mtgox delays 24 more hours
Today at 02:42:58 am
   Reply with quote  #1
22:40 < jetcore> sharkasgo u dont know a shit .. stop people telling that somebody is
                 working his ass of - you know nothing
22:40 < MtGox_Adam> Some unfortunately news everyone, we're pushing back 24 hrs. Many of
                    the claims are taking more time to process than we originaly thought
22:41 < JerleMinara> surprise
22:41 < bliket> HAHAHAA
22:41 < MtGox_Adam> **unfortunate
22:41 < JerleMinara> shock
22:41 < JerleMinara> awe.



[Update June 24 - 02:39 GMT]

We're seeing that the amount of claims that need review is much higher than what we had anticipated, and consequently it is taking us considerably more time to process the claims.

We want to be as accurate as possible when approving claim forms to ensure accounts are issued back to the original account holders, so we humbly ask for continued patience while we work through the outstanding claims. If we were to stick to the launch time of 3:00 GMT the majority of accounts will still not have access to Mt.Gox at the reopening.  We want to ensure as many users as possible have equal access when we are ready to open the site again.

Email confirmation and rejections have started going out. If you received a "rejection" email, please go through the claim process again  at claim.mtgox.com and add additional account information such as the account numbers of the services you used to deposit along with the amounts.

We understand many of you are eager to get access to your account, and we are doing our best to ensure this happens as quickly and with as much confidence as possible.

Thank you for your patience and understandinge look forward to getting through the claims and continue trading as soon as possible.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: elvis on June 24, 2011, 02:50:09 AM
Huge number of account reclaim requests? Really? What were they expecting?
Just got a response to my ticket regarding the missing reclaim email after 48 hrs: they closed the ticket, no comments/action whatsoever taken.
What will be tomorrow's excuse???


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: dennis_sweden on June 24, 2011, 02:50:23 AM
My girlfriend earned $1000 on Tradehill, but all I got was goxed.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: bitcoinminer on June 24, 2011, 02:51:32 AM
BuGOXxee'd!!!


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: pointbiz on June 24, 2011, 02:56:03 AM
i have not received a response email :(


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Lupus_Yonderboy on June 24, 2011, 03:02:58 AM
Hmmm, probably taking them a bit longer than anticipated to get their new identities ready. I have the feeling 'Goxed' is going to mean a whole lot more nasty things before this is all said and done. Fortunately I have only lost about 100 btc if they never open back up. But such is the free market. Someone trying to get their money back from an unregulated exchange dealing in virtual goods is going to find it extremely difficult to pursue in any legal manner. I am reminded of the EBank scandal (http://pc.ign.com/articles/100/1002527p1.html) from Eve. Trying to convince a a jurist of the differences between Bitcoins and ISKs will be a challenge indeed.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: dennis_sweden on June 24, 2011, 03:19:46 AM
No doubt it would/could/maybe will be a real legal challenge getting any funds back from Mtgox, however, a big difference between EVE and Bitcoins is that EVE money was never intended to be used outside of the game envrionment, which even contradicted the End User License Agreement.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: enmaku on June 24, 2011, 03:21:18 AM
Hmmm, probably taking them a bit longer than anticipated to get their new identities ready. I have the feeling 'Goxed' is going to mean a whole lot more nasty things before this is all said and done. Fortunately I have only lost about 100 btc if they never open back up. But such is the free market. Someone trying to get their money back from an unregulated exchange dealing in virtual goods is going to find it extremely difficult to pursue in any legal manner. I am reminded of the EBank scandal (http://pc.ign.com/articles/100/1002527p1.html) from Eve. Trying to convince a a jurist of the differences between Bitcoins and ISKs will be a challenge indeed.

Who said anything about legal manners? If I were Mt Gox I would be least worried about the folks with lawyers - I'm more frightened of the folks with baseball bats  ;D


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: Littleshop on June 24, 2011, 03:30:31 AM
Someone plz write the definition for the new internet word: "Goxed"

I thought I had coined it a few months ago when I referred to turning my coins into USD as goxing.  "I gox my coins daily to be less affected by the exchange rate" for example.  Now with the problems gox has been having I think it will take on a less favorable meaning. 


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: elggawf on June 24, 2011, 04:04:52 AM
They've got my damned money, have made me jump through hoops to get it back, and I still don't know what the hell is going on. I want my fucking money.

It's not the hoops that are the problem - opening on the 23rd was never going to happen to begin with.

If you've got money in there, you shouldn't be pissed you can't get to it without jumping through hoops - you should be pissed that the hoops weren't thought out well enough that they actually thought they'd get through a few thousand accounts in a matter of a day or so.

IMHO it's not that they're deliberately fucking you over by postponing it - it's that they set unreasonable expectations.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: NO_SLAVE on June 24, 2011, 04:05:19 AM

Who said anything about legal manners? If I were Mt Gox I would be least worried about the folks with lawyers - I'm more frightened of the folks with baseball bats  ;D


I think Marc and Adam should be most concerned with how their lives will be completely and utterly ruined by 61,000 hacker, murderer, assassin, troll, anarcho, sadisto, pornographer, capitalist, beastial, pirate, libertarian, randroid, bastards haunting, hacking and hunting them at every corner.


Marc: "Whats my motivation?"

"Your life"  in unison say the 61,000 hacker, murderer, assassin, troll, anarcho, sadisto, pornographer, capitalist, beastial, pirate, libertarian, randroid, bastards, haunting, hacking and hunting them at every corner. 


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: beeph on June 24, 2011, 04:12:03 AM

Who said anything about legal manners? If I were Mt Gox I would be least worried about the folks with lawyers - I'm more frightened of the folks with baseball bats  ;D


I think Marc and Adam should be most concerned with how their lives will be completely and utterly ruined by 61,000 hacker, murderer, assassin, troll, anarcho, sadisto, pornographer, capitalist, beastial, pirate, bastards haunting, hacking and hunting them at every corner.


Marc: "Whats my motivation?"

"Your life"  in unison say the 61,000 hacker, murderer, assassin, troll, anarcho, sadisto, pornographer, capitalist, beastial, pirate, bastards, haunting, hacking and hunting them at every corner. 


its true but i mean look at all the other con men noone ever really gets em.. worst case scenario they go to jail.  Everyone thinks this when they are getting conned but a good conman will do delays and draw it out.. soon the initial anger will subside.... then finally acceptance.



Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2011, 04:37:56 AM
Libya is currently getting goxed by obama.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: freequant on June 24, 2011, 05:15:18 AM
You have just been GoxRolled


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: enmaku on June 24, 2011, 02:24:12 PM

Who said anything about legal manners? If I were Mt Gox I would be least worried about the folks with lawyers - I'm more frightened of the folks with baseball bats  ;D


I think Marc and Adam should be most concerned with how their lives will be completely and utterly ruined by 61,000 hacker, murderer, assassin, troll, anarcho, sadisto, pornographer, capitalist, beastial, pirate, bastards haunting, hacking and hunting them at every corner.


Marc: "Whats my motivation?"

"Your life"  in unison say the 61,000 hacker, murderer, assassin, troll, anarcho, sadisto, pornographer, capitalist, beastial, pirate, bastards, haunting, hacking and hunting them at every corner. 


its true but i mean look at all the other con men noone ever really gets em.. worst case scenario they go to jail.  Everyone thinks this when they are getting conned but a good conman will do delays and draw it out.. soon the initial anger will subside.... then finally acceptance.



Y'know how everyone on the internet says "oh, don't mess with Anonymous"?

Y'know how everyone's first reaction was to point at LulzSec because we all know there's heavy anonymous presence here?

'Nuff said...


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: GeniuSxBoY on June 24, 2011, 02:28:38 PM
Yeah, I got goxed a couple times today. Lost 2BTC directly to goxing, and my engine temp in my truck goxed on the way home. Thankfully it was just low fluid - let it cool and put some coolant in, all better, but still, didn't need goxed like that.

They've got my damned money, have made me jump through hoops to get it back, and I still don't know what the hell is going on. I want my fucking money.


Radiators don't ever lose fluid unless there's a leak. Be sure to find the leak and replace/repair it before it does major damage to your engine.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: SirArthur on June 24, 2011, 02:33:31 PM
So, what we will make "Goxed" stand for?

a) Be scammed: «Hey dude! You'd been goxed!»

b) A place where they do things their way without give a damn for what others may think or not of it: «Jizz man! That place's admin is such a gox!»

c) A place that lacks basic security opening its users to be hacked: «That site is such a gox!» or «Got goxed by using site X!»


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: GeniuSxBoY on June 24, 2011, 02:35:18 PM
Your English is straight up goxed.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: nosfera2 on June 24, 2011, 02:36:07 PM
I propose a new site named Mt Cox, where you basically climb to the top of the mountain, and push the summit of Mt. Cox right into your butthole, and then tell people you're not pushing a Mountain of Cox into their butthole.


WHOIS information for mtcox.com (http://!http://mtcox.com") :

[Querying whois.verisign-grs.com]
[whois.verisign-grs.com]

Whois Server Version 2.0

Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.

   Domain Name: MTCOX.COM
   Registrar: DYNADOT, LLC
   Whois Server: whois.dynadot.com
   Referral URL: http://www.dynadot.com
   Name Server: NS1.DYNADOT.COM
   Name Server: NS2.DYNADOT.COM
   Status: clientTransferProhibited
   Updated Date: 10-jun-2011
   Creation Date: 10-jun-2011
   Expiration Date: 10-jun-2012


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: imperi on June 24, 2011, 02:36:23 PM
So, what we will make "Goxed" stand for?

a) Be scammed: «Hey dude! You'd been goxed!»

b) A place where they do things their way without give a damn for what others may think or not of it: «Jizz man! That place's admin is such a gox!»

c) A place that lacks basic security opening its users to be hacked: «That site is such a gox!» or «Got goxed by using site X!»

When someone takes something of yours, and they keep saying they'll get it back, but they don't.


Like "Hey man can I borrow your bike?" "Sure"

2 days later...
"Can I have my bike back?"
"Ok, tomorrow"
Next day...
"It's tomorrow, can I have my bike back?"
"Sorry, need another day"
Next day...
"Now can I??"
"Tomorrow I can return the bike"

Goxed.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: andes on June 24, 2011, 05:03:22 PM
GOXED:  Fluxomed, Misled, Frustrated by inaccuracies, withholding of monetary information or resources and non transparency in dealing with BTC.

example:  That jerk sold me a NVDA graphics card, hes got my BTC, and I have no NVDA graphics card, I was totally GOXED!!!
Me rei mucho.  :D

Maria.
Tambien yo!  :D


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Bunghole on June 24, 2011, 06:24:02 PM
So that would make MagicalTux's mom a mother goxer?  A "mogo" for short?


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: d.james on June 24, 2011, 07:07:46 PM
So that would make MagicalTux's mom a mother goxer?  A "mogo" for short?

MagicalTurd is the Gox King


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: saqwe on June 24, 2011, 07:25:14 PM
So, what we will make "Goxed" stand for?

a) Be scammed: «Hey dude! You'd been goxed!»

b) A place where they do things their way without give a damn for what others may think or not of it: «Jizz man! That place's admin is such a gox!»

c) A place that lacks basic security opening its users to be hacked: «That site is such a gox!» or «Got goxed by using site X!»

When someone takes something of yours, and they keep saying they'll get it back, but they don't.


Like "Hey man can I borrow your bike?" "Sure"

2 days later...
"Can I have my bike back?"
"Ok, tomorrow"
Next day...
"It's tomorrow, can I have my bike back?"
"Sorry, need another day"
Next day...
"Now can I??"
"Tomorrow I can return the bike"

Goxed.

LOL  ;D


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: BCEmporium on June 24, 2011, 07:29:46 PM
Can I gox your car instead of your bike?  ;D


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: lemonginger on June 24, 2011, 07:37:14 PM
evidently none of you were poker players at Full Tilt.

Patience grasshoppers. Better a longer wait than (an even bigger) shitstorm.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: BCEmporium on June 24, 2011, 07:45:55 PM
What's so special about Full Tilt? I use to play at PokerStars, BWin, Everest... does FT have something different than those?


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: NO_SLAVE on June 24, 2011, 07:47:44 PM
Here is what will be published in Urban Dictionary....They have approved it already....although it is not posted yet

-----------------------------------------------
GOXED:

Fluxomed, Misled, Frustrated by inaccuracies and uncertainty, withholding of monetary information or resources and non transparency in dealing with BitCoin or other valuables.

MT. Gox.com once handled 90% of the total worldwide Bitcoin to Dollar exchange. After the complete user data base was stolen through a hack, or security breach, the site was shut down, and for days on end relaunching was postponed, leaving 61000+ users clueless as to whether they would ever retrieve their millions in dollars or bitcoins.

example: "That jerk sold me a NVDA graphics card, hes got my BTC, and I have no NVDA graphics card. He keeps emailing me though, Ive been totally GOXED!!!" (or "this is a GOXY situation")


-------------------------------

This one is accurate too:

Like "Hey man can I borrow your bike?" "Sure"

2 days later...
"Can I have my bike back?"
"Ok, tomorrow"
Next day...
"It's tomorrow, can I have my bike back?"
"Sorry, need another day"
Next day...
"Now can I??"
"Tomorrow I can return the bike"

Goxed.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: bitcoinminer on June 24, 2011, 08:03:40 PM
Reminds me of Munsoned:

Derived from the film "Kingpin" starring Woody Harrelson whose characters last name is Munson. Also mentioned in the Bloodhound Gang song "Pennsylvania" the word describes someone who has everything going for them and when they reach the pinnacle of their success they do something that causes them to lose it all. Usually whatever makes that person lose it all is by a bad decision they have made driven by greed.

"Jerry already had made a million gambling and was munsoned at the crap table."


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: NO_SLAVE on June 24, 2011, 08:12:03 PM


"Jerry already had made a million gambling and was munsoned at the crap table."


Gox got munsoned, and the clients were goxed


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: bitcoinminer on June 24, 2011, 08:13:14 PM


"Jerry already had made a million gambling and was munsoned at the crap table."


Gox got munsoned, and the clients were goxed

I cant wait until Mt. Cox gets ungoxed, because I have something on the order of 38 cents munsoned in their squirrely website.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: zef on June 24, 2011, 08:20:38 PM
speaking of gox, does anyone know if the opening 4:00 GMT is 4pm or 4am? 


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: BCEmporium on June 24, 2011, 08:23:28 PM
speaking of gox, does anyone know if the opening 4:00 GMT is 4pm or 4am? 

AM, that's 24 hours time (0~23)


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: zef on June 24, 2011, 08:48:11 PM
wow thank you, i was assuming PM.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: enmaku on June 24, 2011, 08:55:26 PM
I propose a new site named Mt Cox, where you basically climb to the top of the mountain, and push the summit of Mt. Cox right into your butthole, and then tell people you're not pushing a Mountain of Cox into their butthole.


WHOIS information for mtcox.com (http://!http://mtcox.com") :

[Querying whois.verisign-grs.com]
[whois.verisign-grs.com]

Whois Server Version 2.0

Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.

   Domain Name: MTCOX.COM
   Registrar: DYNADOT, LLC
   Whois Server: whois.dynadot.com
   Referral URL: http://www.dynadot.com
   Name Server: NS1.DYNADOT.COM
   Name Server: NS2.DYNADOT.COM
   Status: clientTransferProhibited
   Updated Date: 10-jun-2011
   Creation Date: 10-jun-2011
   Expiration Date: 10-jun-2012


Who just bought MtCocks.com? I JUST BOUGHT MTCOCKS.COM!

Now what should I do with it?


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: BCEmporium on June 24, 2011, 09:00:03 PM
Who just bought MtCocks.com? I JUST BOUGHT MTCOCKS.COM!

Now what should I do with it?

The name says it all... use it for sell porn (for bitcoins).


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: dodgrr on June 24, 2011, 09:04:24 PM
thankfully, I was only goxed for 58 cents.  glad I listened to my buddies advice regarding where to store BTC tho!!


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: enmaku on June 24, 2011, 09:09:53 PM
Who just bought MtCocks.com? I JUST BOUGHT MTCOCKS.COM!

Now what should I do with it?

The name says it all... use it for sell porn (for bitcoins).

Maybe I could start a business venture with BitcoinPorn. Hey BitcoinPorn, you reading this one?


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2011, 09:24:04 PM
Who just bought MtCocks.com? I JUST BOUGHT MTCOCKS.COM!

Now what should I do with it?

The name says it all... use it for sell porn (for bitcoins).

Maybe I could start a business venture with BitcoinPorn. Hey BitcoinPorn, you reading this one?

It has to be a cock exchange

tl;dr look at my giant cock
http://www.thighswideshut.org/images/art/2008/man_holding_giant_cock.jpg



Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: BCEmporium on June 24, 2011, 09:24:53 PM
Ahammmm... you can get the gay porn section actually.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: NO_SLAVE on June 24, 2011, 09:25:28 PM


Who just bought MtCocks.com? I JUST BOUGHT MTCOCKS.COM!

Now what should I do with it?


Sit on it?


Title: Re: MTGOX opening
Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2011, 09:29:02 PM


Who just bought MtCocks.com? I JUST BOUGHT MTCOCKS.COM!

Now what should I do with it?


Sit on it?

LOL


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Maria on June 24, 2011, 10:42:01 PM
I just ordered take-out food from this new place I've never heard of... Guess what...  Goxed.

Maria.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: imperi on June 24, 2011, 10:43:43 PM
I just ordered take-out food from this new place I've never heard of... Guess what...  Goxed.

Maria.

LOL. I really hope this becomes common usage in the English language.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Pasky08 on June 24, 2011, 10:49:13 PM
Hey guys sorry if I missed something but I am living in Eastern time zone.  Am I correct in assuming Mt Gox will be trading again in approx. 5 hrs from now? 12 am eastern time???


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: imperi on June 24, 2011, 10:50:33 PM
Hey guys sorry if I missed something but I am living in Eastern time zone.  Am I correct in assuming Mt Gox will be trading again in approx. 5 hrs from now? 12 am eastern time???

I think so, but your assumptions will probably be GOXED.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: BCEmporium on June 24, 2011, 10:55:47 PM
Hey guys sorry if I missed something but I am living in Eastern time zone.  Am I correct in assuming Mt Gox will be trading again in approx. 5 hrs from now? 12 am eastern time???

I think so, but your assumptions will probably be GOXED.

This word is catchy, hope not many people goes around and GOX someone just for have it said... or now we can't have some doing it for the lulz and others doing it for the gox  ::)


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Pasky08 on June 24, 2011, 10:57:35 PM
I think so, but your assumptions will probably be GOXED.

That's what I'm thinking but I just want to get some popcorn and beers ready for the show LoL  

If I get Goxed the show will move here to the forums where everyone will bitch and complain.  Either way sheer entertainment!!!  Can't wait.

It's a good thing I have no funds at Mt Gox to worry about I just want to see some market ACTION!!! LoL


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: BCEmporium on June 24, 2011, 10:59:19 PM
It's a good thing I have no funds at Mt Gox to worry about I just want to see some market ACTION!!! LoL

For the lulz or for the GOX?  ;D


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Pasky08 on June 24, 2011, 11:03:07 PM

For the lulz or for the GOX?  ;D

Most definitely for the GOX!!!  Haven't you heard?  Bitcoins is a ponzi scheme and I have bitcoins!!!  Need to find more suckers to GOX all day long baby!


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: andes on June 24, 2011, 11:05:42 PM

For the lulz or for the GOX?  ;D

Most definitely for the GOX!!!  Haven't you heard?  Bitcoins is a ponzi scheme and I have bitcoins!!!  Need to find more suckers to GOX all day long baby!
LOL


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: BCEmporium on June 24, 2011, 11:13:56 PM
Soooo.... you've some bitcoins? Mind if I GOX them for you?  ;D


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: fujiwara on June 24, 2011, 11:20:10 PM
the whole thing is actually starting to gox me off!


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Pasky08 on June 24, 2011, 11:25:41 PM
The news tomorrow morning of BTC = $30 is gonna knock my Gox off!

And if they go down to $5 I'm gonna Gox MtGox and buy some BTC at a discount!!!!

Welcome to the school of hard Gox!

PS. I will post an unGoxing video on Youtube if the latter happens.



Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: rjs on June 24, 2011, 11:30:59 PM
I am still concerned about another opening delay....


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Pasky08 on June 24, 2011, 11:37:02 PM
I am still concerned about another opening delay....

I don't know what that says but I read

" I am still concerned about getting GOXed"


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: imperi on June 24, 2011, 11:39:58 PM
I am still concerned about another opening delay....

I don't know what that says but I read

" I am still concerned about getting GOXed"

I think he's never had his first GOX before... the first time is often painful.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: NO_SLAVE on June 25, 2011, 01:37:22 AM
I am still concerned about another opening delay....

Rest assured youll be:

http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h451/silvercent/goxed.png

AGAIN.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Sannyasi on June 25, 2011, 01:41:19 AM
LOLOLOLOL!


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: imperi on June 25, 2011, 01:41:49 AM
Hahahaha


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: d.james on June 25, 2011, 02:22:10 AM
The first time I got Goxed,
they came from behind...

OUCH  :o


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Teej on June 25, 2011, 02:37:09 AM
A storm is brewing over Mt. Goxse

http://madmikes.madmikesamerica.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/goatse-cloud-210x210.jpg


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: chihlidog on June 25, 2011, 02:39:18 AM
I would just like to take this opportunity to share with MtCox one of the emails I just received likely as a result of our emails being spread out like candy.

Hi xxxxxxxx@gmail.com,

You have 1 friend request. Confirm them now!

Tuesday, June 21st
       Carmen Luvscok - http://ssl-cert9292.com/fr920020


Thanks,
The Facesex Team













Want to be removed?
http://ssl-cert9292.com/remove.php?e=xxxxxxx@gmail.com
or write:
Consumer Department No. 6 Pioneer Walk, #04-00 Golden Logistics Hub, Singapore 627751




Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: BTC Economist on June 25, 2011, 02:41:24 AM
Just got a message from Mark Karpeles over at Mt. Gox:

"We just said we'd be open June 25 at 3:00 GMT.  We did not specify if that would be in 2011 so TECHNICALLY we are NOT late in opening."


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Tasty Champa on June 25, 2011, 02:49:29 AM
I would just like to take this opportunity to share with MtCox one of the emails I just received likely as a result of our emails being spread out like candy.

Hi xxxxxxxx@gmail.com,

You have 1 friend request. Confirm them now!

Tuesday, June 21st
       Carmen Luvscok - http://ssl-cert9292.com/fr920020


Thanks,
The Facesex Team













Want to be removed?
http://ssl-cert9292.com/remove.php?e=xxxxxxx@gmail.com
or write:
Consumer Department No. 6 Pioneer Walk, #04-00 Golden Logistics Hub, Singapore 627751




I've never gotten such good deals on free viagra, free gucci and free penis enlargement, I'm going to be a giant walking hardon with a sweet gucci watch. xD


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: dinzy on June 25, 2011, 02:51:39 AM
I think it may be actually happening.  They deleted the thread where you get redirected to. I am sure its just another GOXing


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: BCEmporium on June 25, 2011, 02:52:04 AM
Want to be removed?
http://ssl-cert9292.com/remove.php?e=xxxxxxx@gmail.com

This actually means:

«Do you want to ensure us that your email really exists and you read it so we can send you more junk?»  :P


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: BTC Economist on June 25, 2011, 02:52:09 AM
The show is on!!! GOX IS LIVE!!


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: chihlidog on June 25, 2011, 02:55:20 AM
I'll trade on MtGox if MT changes his username here to Carmen Luvscock


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: lonestranger on June 25, 2011, 02:56:43 AM
The show is on!!! GOX IS LIVE!!

What r you talkin bout?


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: BCEmporium on June 25, 2011, 03:01:26 AM
3AM GMT and... guess what?

GOXED  ;D


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: mmortal03 on June 25, 2011, 03:05:00 AM
Just got a message from Mark Karpeles over at Mt. Gox:

"We just said we'd be open June 25 at 3:00 GMT.  We did not specify if that would be in 2011 so TECHNICALLY we are NOT late in opening."

It'd have been nice if they'd specified it to be 3 PM GMT.

I assumed 0300 GMT, meaning 10PM EST, June 24th.

Edit: err, I guess I did the math wrong and it is at 11 PM EST?


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Pasky08 on June 25, 2011, 03:06:03 AM
3AM GMT and... guess what?

GOXED  ;D

+1


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Bazil on June 25, 2011, 03:08:00 AM
Just got a message from Mark Karpeles over at Mt. Gox:

"We just said we'd be open June 25 at 3:00 GMT.  We did not specify if that would be in 2011 so TECHNICALLY we are NOT late in opening."

It'd have been nice if they'd specified it to be 3 PM GMT.

I assumed 0300 GMT, meaning 10PM EST, June 24th.

aka 11pm EDT, since most of the East USA is in daylight savings time


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: mmortal03 on June 25, 2011, 03:09:07 AM
Just got a message from Mark Karpeles over at Mt. Gox:

"We just said we'd be open June 25 at 3:00 GMT.  We did not specify if that would be in 2011 so TECHNICALLY we are NOT late in opening."

It'd have been nice if they'd specified it to be 3 PM GMT.

I assumed 0300 GMT, meaning 10PM EST, June 24th.

aka 11pm EDT, since most of the East USA is in daylight savings time

Gotcha, I knew I'd flub on the DST calculation.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: kseistrup on June 25, 2011, 03:10:52 AM

3AM GMT and... guess what?

GOXED  ;D

again…



Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Valhalla1 on June 25, 2011, 03:11:08 AM
Empty Gox...ohhh lawdy


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: BCEmporium on June 25, 2011, 03:14:30 AM
...or maybe he Mark was just waiting his new fake id to ship from SR or darknet alike, and now he's Pablo, a poor Mexican farmer that crafts MD5 hashes in wood sticks for living...  ::)


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: bombo999 on June 25, 2011, 03:15:34 AM
postponed another 12 hours


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: MrAnderson on June 25, 2011, 03:16:52 AM
postponed another 12 hours

It doesn't say that. *yet*

EDIT: I stand corrected.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Mark Oates on June 25, 2011, 03:18:24 AM
Quote
[Update June 24 - 02:56 GMT] Pushing until 15:00 GMT.

We have found that balances on some older accounts look significantly incorrect when compared with the old database. At this time we do not know what caused the balances to be off, or how many of the older accounts are affected. We haven't touched the old backend or database, so we're going to import the accounts again once we have found what caused the off-balances.

No money is lost, we still have the records of all transactions that happened prior to the bitcoin sell-off. All funds deposited are still in our bank accounts, and we're going to try and get this resolved by 15:00 GMT.

We look forward to getting everyone trading within an hour of getting users logged in and accessing their accounts.

https://support.mtgox.com/entries/20224998-huge-bitcoin-sell-off-due-to-a-compromised-account-rollback


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Pasky08 on June 25, 2011, 03:20:43 AM
we've officially been GOXed AGAIN!!!!


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: MrAnderson on June 25, 2011, 03:26:25 AM
we've officially been GOXed AGAIN!!!!

Better than nothing dude, seriously.

Think of the opportunity once the market opens. There may be a price drop we all can profit from.

Patience young Padawan.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: crosslider on June 25, 2011, 03:28:21 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen
We have been robbed and scammed!


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: dust on June 25, 2011, 03:36:59 AM
While the delays are frustrating, they are just trying to get it absolutely right before reopening.  I still trust MtGox.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: chihlidog on June 25, 2011, 03:41:20 AM
While the delays are frustrating, they are just trying to get it absolutely right before reopening.  I still trust MtGox.

WHY??? Seriously, I dont get it. I dont have any money tied up there, but DAYS ago I was furious at this guy, and I knew this shit was gonna go down like this. What makes you trust him? Im not flaming you, I really would like to know your reason, maybe I am unaware of something.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: bitcoinminer on June 25, 2011, 04:17:26 AM
My issue isn't really with the time to get it back up... it's that they keep saying they're delaying it.  Why not just say we'll open in a week, and then open 3 days later and look like heroes?


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: GeniuSxBoY on June 25, 2011, 04:21:26 AM
Quote
My issue isn't really with the time to get it back up... it's that they keep saying they're delaying it.  Why not just say we'll open in a week, and then open 3 days later and look like heroes?



That's horrible. If they say it's up in a week, I won't come back for a week. If it's up in 3 days, I just missed out on the "great exit" that will occur in the first hours. It is better for them and us to keep pushing it back every day.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Hook^ on June 25, 2011, 04:22:19 AM
My issue isn't really with the time to get it back up... it's that they keep saying they're delaying it.  Why not just say we'll open in a week, and then open 3 days later and look like heroes?
I agree.  People are arranging the life around their deadlines.  So just say a week, and then even if you get done sooner, you will just have more time to test your system.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Bazil on June 25, 2011, 04:32:43 AM
They'll just keep doing the half again rule. 1 day delay, followed by a 12 hour delay, followed by a 6 hour delay and so on.  Technically you can do that forever ;)


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: NO_SLAVE on June 25, 2011, 04:35:48 AM
You guessed it.......

http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h451/silvercent/goxedagain.png


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Freakin on June 25, 2011, 04:36:27 AM
How long was PSN down for? Like 3 weeks?


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: FuzzyCoins on June 25, 2011, 04:40:57 AM
I am now able to log into MtGox and see my current balances, login history,  and transaction history. (The claim status site, not the regular site.) My balances are correct. (They are low, but correct.)


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: NO_SLAVE on June 25, 2011, 04:46:53 AM
well, I appreciate the bone they threw us....I was able to check my account with this new status tool....

https://claim.mtgox.com/status.html

GUess the day hasnt been a total GOX, and weve had some good laughs. 


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: GeniuSxBoY on June 25, 2011, 04:49:52 AM
My balance is correct


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: squirrall3 on June 25, 2011, 04:53:19 AM
My account recovery was accepted, but the claim status page to check account balance shows incorrect pass. it's definately correct as it's from keepass and backed up elsewhere  :-\

MT.Gox has been a total joke during this incident, I have until tonight to pay my rent, I've been delaying my landlord everytime I see an 'updated' time on the status page, only for it to change later, he thinks I'm taking the piss. Understand things can take time but i would have preferred them just saying it's going to be one week rather than posting deadlines they are not competent enough to meet


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: wolftaur on June 25, 2011, 04:57:25 AM
They'll just keep doing the half again rule. 1 day delay, followed by a 12 hour delay, followed by a 6 hour delay and so on.  Technically you can do that forever ;)

Well, until the forum chokes because even a cluster of SSDs can't keep up with the interval between posts being measured in fewer than a hundred picoseconds. :)


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: NO_SLAVE on June 25, 2011, 05:00:42 AM
Handy dandy Goxing time conversion table.....enjoy...........

http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h451/silvercent/2011-06-25_005733.jpg
 


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: zby on June 25, 2011, 08:58:12 AM
My account recovery was accepted, but the claim status page to check account balance shows incorrect pass. it's definately correct as it's from keepass and backed up elsewhere  :-\

MT.Gox has been a total joke during this incident, I have until tonight to pay my rent, I've been delaying my landlord everytime I see an 'updated' time on the status page, only for it to change later, he thinks I'm taking the piss. Understand things can take time but i would have preferred them just saying it's going to be one week rather than posting deadlines they are not competent enough to meet
I cannot be so sure myself - but I am still the failure is annoying.  Maybe they do that to selected accounts.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: BCEmporium on June 25, 2011, 01:03:02 PM
Btw, who's that "Adam" that signs the post in the redirect blog?! Did they already manage to sell MtGox again?!


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Horkabork on June 25, 2011, 01:33:40 PM
Btw, who's that "Adam" that signs the post in the redirect blog?! Did they already manage to sell MtGox again?!

Please allow me to introduce Adam. He's a man of wealth and taste. He's been around for a long, long year. Stole many a man's soul and faith. He was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain. He made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate. "Pleased to meet you. Hope you can guess my name," Adam said to me, "But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game."

Adam stuck around St. Petersburg and when he saw it was time for a change he killed the tzar and his ministers. Anastasia screamed in vain. He rode a tank, held a general's rank, when the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank. "Pleased to meet you. Hope you can guess my name," Adam repeated, "But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game."

He watched with glee while our kings and queens fought for ten decades for the gods they made. He shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?" When, after all, it was you and me. Again, let me please introduce Adam. He's a man of wealth and taste. He laid traps for troubadours who got killed before they reached Bombay. "Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name," He said again, "Oh yeah. But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game. Oh yeah. Get down, baby."

I'm pleased to meet you as well. Hope you guessed his name. Oh yeah? But what's confusing you is the nature of Adam's game. Just as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners, saints. As heads is tails, just call him Mr. Gox, cause he's in need of some restraint. So if you meet Adam have some courtesy. Have some sympathy, and some taste. Use all your well-learned politeness, or he'll lay your soul to waste.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: sortedmush on June 25, 2011, 01:39:51 PM
Don't gox me bro!


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Bind on June 25, 2011, 01:42:40 PM
Don't gox me bro!

 :D


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: Sandoz on June 25, 2011, 02:05:33 PM
Handy dandy Goxing time conversion table.....enjoy...........

Handy dandy wolfram alpha query..... enjoy........
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=15%3A00+gmt


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: crosslider on June 25, 2011, 02:08:16 PM
goxed again


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: NO_SLAVE on June 25, 2011, 02:40:28 PM
T minus 20 min 'til Goxation


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: bitcoin0918 on June 25, 2011, 02:47:18 PM
I use GoxyClean for all my financial spills. :P


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: bitcoinminer on June 25, 2011, 02:55:39 PM
I use GoxyClean for all my financial spills. :P

BILLY MAYS HERE! COKED TO THE FUCKIN' GILLS!


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: nathanrees19 on June 25, 2011, 03:02:27 PM
I thought of a clever way to work "goxed" into the title of the exchange, only to realise that that is where the name came from.

Brain is goxed by lack of sleep.


Title: Re: MTGOX opening - GOXED
Post by: mrb on June 27, 2011, 12:52:18 AM
Btw, who's that "Adam" that signs the post in the redirect blog?! Did they already manage to sell MtGox again?!

He is Adam Barr, an MtGox employee.