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hey guys i want a btc loan of 10k. I'll be giving .1 btc on the first day, even though I know it's so obvious I'm requesting such a big amount. I also want to write a letter as collateral. I'll be repaying the loan in two hours from the date (What does that even mean?). With loan I'm going to buy: North Korea, a plane ticket to Europe, Logic, 20 HP EliteBooks (Did I mention I'm going to resell them for triple the price on Ebay?), a cow, a farm, 77 acres of land (You can have one acre, kay?), tons of altcoins, Vircurex, more BitCoins, love, anther loan, and finally: North America. Yup, gonna buy a whole continent with all that money. You can have 0.00001% of my profits, kay? Would I also like to mention I'm going to buy McDonalds? (You can only have 0.000000000001% of my profits there.)
Please guys. I want run away with that much money even though it's so obvious. Please send all of the funds to:

this495is485so4882real47sbYEnIts%84Magically4728Generated88594

By the way, would I like to mention I'm Dank's brother?

pls guys i need loan by tomorrow

(I want to also 'invest' in Silk Road.)

lol I remember Dank once asked for a loan of about 1/4 of all Bitcoins that had ever been mined at that time :D

But this is different, he was a scammer.

I can offer you 10,000 coin bits! They will have to be cut up pieces of pennies, though, and I would prefer it to be in pesos or something so it's cheaper. Shipping is going to be quite expensive, so I'll likely need that in advance.

Let me know!

I think this thread belongs here: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?board=9.0
You should move it.

Sent you 100.000 instead of 10.000 i think its a realy good investment.

Nice one I just sent 150.000 this is really the best thing I have seen

So he wont need my 1 000 000,00 bitcoins anymore?

you can still send it, he can quadruple the amount in 30 minutes. I am typing this from my yacht in the bahamas now. Thanks acs26!

I'll send you 100 quadrillion ripples.

Nviere, I just gave you 0.00001% of my profits from North America. (Just gave you 100K BTC.) I will be giving you that much each month, and  0.000000000001% of my profits from McDonalds, which will be 10K BTC each month.
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I am currently sending you Vircurex's profits, which will be 20K BTC. (Each year.)
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Good luck with that.

acs26 needs a scammer tag! He stated he paid back 20 million BTC's but he only sent me 19,999,999. He's trying to scam me!

He didn't know he'd have to pay 1BTC in tx fees.

Or so he'd lead you to believe. After he sends my 20 millionth BTC I'll revoke my claims against him.

I have just sent you twenty 'BitBars' because of the delay. I am sorry that I couldn't have sent the 20 millionth BTC earlier.

I forgive you... this time. Thx u sir!

Yup, totally legit and wise. Couldn't have found a better investement opportunity.

Isn't there a reputation thread for this guy?  He is the best. What is your secret?  Is it true that you have friends from mars? Are you satoshi? All these questions remain..

I am LOLing at this!

I have 90,000 Ripples what do you say?  ;D

I have 500 Pokecoin.

I'll raise you 1 Rare Ashcoin xd

Sorry. I traded it for a Zekromcoin.  ;D

Darn I was going to use it to get a GaryCheerleaderscoin XD

10,000 sounds like a lot, but keep in mind millions have been mined.  Really just a drop in the bucket.

I need a type of collateral for your loan.

I would take North Korea as collateral  ;D

acs26 is a scammer. I already provided him a one month loan of one billion btc, and he hasn't paid back a single satoshi. Scammer, I say. SCAMMER!

Well that's unfortunate. :)

May I know your form of collateral ?

Of what? ???

Please remain calm, he told me he is meeting with some friends from "a galaxy far away" I am sure he will repay your loan

Sir, please read up a bit. I already let people know to be wary of him. He only sent me back 19,999,999 of the 20 mil he owed me, until I called him out on it. He tried to write it off as "transaction fees."

YOU WERE WARNED

Edit: he offered me a cam-show to say our deal was fully resolved so... our deal is fully resolved!

So how was the cam-show?  ;D

Let's just say if I ever have the choice to eat tacos or corndogs, corndogs it is!

The sarcasm in this thread is unbelievable.

You betcha!

I will keep this important life lesson in mind

A weird lesson...  ;D

Yes, I recently got back from my meeting with Vikesland's space program, and also their Military. I've put a few fifty BitCoins to invest, and we'll also be getting funds from them. (About four BitCoins per day.)
And I've also invested in other things, that could total to forty million BitCoins each week.


I am sorry for that, as explained above. I have already paid back your loan, and have given you two extra BitCoins for your troubles. I have invested in a private island resort, and I would gladly invite you to a Sponsored Party. (18+ isn't needed, I will fly you via. my private jet. You can also bring family members, because my jet can hold 20+ including myself and my butlers.)

Just offer him a free cam show too. If it's anything like the one you gave me, he'll forget all about the debt!

I'm going to be showing him a 'fee cam show', also. Yet, it's going to be in real life.

:)

What do I have to say? Bribery helps.

Man, sometimes I don't understand this whole system... ???

It's all about the sausage...

As Tom Green once asked, "daddy would you like some sausage?!"

I never consciously scammed anybody, I failed to make one payment.  And I don't have a brother.

Well, it seems that the mods also consider you as a scammer.

He was once a hero it seems...

Imagine if there was sucha movie. "The scammer hero" directed by mprep. The text on the poster of the  movie says„He was once a hero it seems...”... Ah... imagination.

Pfft. I'm clearly your brother.

Anyway, 'failing to make a payment', is scamming, because you didn't pay back a loan. NUPE NOT SCAMMING.

As for the brother thing, I am clearly the smarter one.

P.S: Mom and dad dropped you on your had as a baby. Sorry for telling you so late, bro.

Oh man. Burn...

Please give Samuel Jackson a role in that movie!

you will get them for sure

Instead of "from zero to hero" it is "from hero to zero" XD

As they say 'you die a hero or live long enough to become the villain'

Bitcoinman?

Seems too simple. It has to have enough pizaaahh... (not pizza)

http://api.ning.com/files/yPjjd3IjSzDDvH1t**abT6pEs0p3QJeAK*lga4SnJzUq1la4S6HwbCgM*PEdYZtlZVNRojlsu0VjVE4FMFNzP0Rhhad9LCsP/SupermanBitCoinsmall.jpg

Here he is.

There must be a villain version of him too.

Josh whistle :) lol trolling

Bitcoingrinch?
Coinbitman? (He could bite Bitcoinman)

Remember the saying. It must be the same person but just evil.

"The only difference between them is one has a cape"

That's usually how bad guys are made in movies.

What happens if both of them have a cape? How do we know which one's good?

Darker color, laugh that turns into a cough and similar stuff shows that he's evil.

Whoa now, so now the black one is evil? RACCCCCCCCIST

Riiight...  ::)