Title: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Peter Lambert on May 30, 2013, 03:20:12 AM Hey Everybody, let's try something different!
The contest is over now, but you can still post your poems with an address. Send tips to the poems you like. Poetry Contest How creative and poetic can you be, BitcoinTalk? Post your poems for a chance to win at least 100 mB! Make them happy, make them sad, write about bitcoins or write about something different, just write a poem, post it in this thread and you will be entered to win the grand prize. Rules: The Overall Best Poem will win the prize of 100 mB (0.1 bitcoin) (plus any tips from other readers). Depending on submissions, additional prize categories may be added (funniest, most eloquent, best love poem, most creative, etc.) I will select my favorite submission in one week, so the judging will happen on Thursday, June 6th 2013. Anything posted by the time I read to the end of the thread will be eligible to win. Judging will be done by me. Posting of a poem shall constitute acceptance of these terms and nobody is allowed to complain about my choice of winner. Poems must be your own original work. Multiple entries are allowed, but users will only be eligible to win in one category. Poems can be in any form, language, whatever you want. I only read English, so I doubt any other language will win, but you can go ahead an post it if you really want. Along with your poem, post a bitcoin address. Anybody who likes may send tips to the poems they like. Tips sent will in no way affect the selection of the prize winner. If you would like to help fund this or future contests, send bitcoin donations to: 1HboPPSM9UDanTm75Q1LY6W7bNjnv8gzHP --- If you start reading this thread after the prize date, you can still contribute and possibly receive tips if your poem is good. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: Foxpup on May 30, 2013, 10:14:09 AM A grocer once sold lots of oranges.
Alas, his slippery floor injures. When the customer sued, The grocer was screwed. He lost everything, even the door hinges. 1ASqBLeyKtU2vjvZEvtT9zoCcYAz4upRcJ (bitcoin:1ASqBLeyKtU2vjvZEvtT9zoCcYAz4upRcJ) Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: Foxpup on May 30, 2013, 12:09:14 PM I hope a limerick is ok, it's a bit wordy but this is my best shot: There was once a man whose life couldn't be finer, Until one day he decides to build the worlds biggest miner, He ordered 100 units from butterfly labs, After seeing all those pre-order ads, Now he is eating scraps from the dumpster outside the diner. jimmijames was quite a funny man. But his limerick just wouldn't scan. He put up a good fight, But try as he might, It just wouldn't work. But it can: A man whose life couldn't be finer, Decided to build the world's biggest miner. He called Butterfly Labs, After seeing the ads, And now he's a poor dumpster diner. ;D 1D2TJttBqgpaRphbxC5swpdRymSpJyHAa1 (bitcoin:1D2TJttBqgpaRphbxC5swpdRymSpJyHAa1) (Please only judge the first verse, as the second is (obviously) not my original work.) Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: Este Nuno on May 30, 2013, 02:50:02 PM six confirmations
now secure in the blockchain gift from Satoshi 1HmTGYq8YbroqpRmKBZ5XUpzbsF94PiseL Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: No 1 on May 30, 2013, 08:01:35 PM Deep riveting black darkness!
Shivering cold the light cascades in dim fashion. Then came btc.. 1AwpKoAWG9DNv2d8EYT6xf3L9GbWLZfMXS Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: acs26 on May 30, 2013, 10:10:44 PM I usually do sad, dark, or tragic poems. So here's a try at a happy one:
There once was a man named Dank, He wanted to buy a Hookah Lounge, Yet he had no money at all, So he asked for over half a million dollars online. Because you see, Dank was a scammer, He scammed tons of people. He scammed my dad, And my mother. That dirty, dirty scammer. Though it was obvious, I cannot say, My mom and dad didn't have enough money left for the three of us. So there was a man, A man named Felix, Living at another place. But that's okay, Because now Dank will wonder, Yes he'll wonder, Why nobody else was stupid enough to fall for his scam. But one day I'll find him, And I'll surely scam him, And then I'd get my half a million back. But so far that's only a dream, So if you see a man named Dank, Find the man named Felix and tell him, Because then, I'd give you immortality, And also ten BitCoins. 1HPmaY55bYmK6CzkBBXPgyWim7rdtVn7Ne Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: SgtSpike on May 30, 2013, 10:12:02 PM A white horse fell into the mud.
18TKNbSLTrd3a2W8mtoH5uNzFhWRWNcuHU Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: Este Nuno on May 31, 2013, 09:55:34 AM Are we allowed multiple entries?
Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: Peter Lambert on May 31, 2013, 01:22:32 PM Are we allowed multiple entries? Yes, you can enter multiple entries. I will update rules. @SgtSpike: You forgot to add a bitcoin address. @acs26: You call that happy? It is downright depressing! Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: SgtSpike on May 31, 2013, 06:51:37 PM Are we allowed multiple entries? Yes, you can enter multiple entries. I will update rules. @SgtSpike: You forgot to add a bitcoin address. @acs26: You call that happy? It is downright depressing! Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: moxiefoxie31416 on May 31, 2013, 09:58:31 PM one hundred million
satoshis to a bitcoin. small steps toward fortune. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: moxiefoxie31416 on May 31, 2013, 09:59:22 PM OOPS forgot my address: 1QEG4HwcgH3i6M9fAVtsYtk2voygz1Dku8 -moxiefoxie31416.
Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: ganabb on June 01, 2013, 01:48:39 PM We live, we love, we woo, we wed,
We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead. We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear, And that's the burden of being alive. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: ganabb on June 01, 2013, 01:49:32 PM ;D ;Dforgot my address: 1GsyyS3cJb1DfpBSCi1boSAKWs6kdmDgqi
Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: alchimista on June 01, 2013, 02:00:53 PM Once upon a time i was mining with luck
then with Difficulty, i got stuck i pray and wait for my ASIC truck but seems i've lost my money, what the fuck! 164Z6E6caSvRVXMgmdoemXYdJkCk6dhmYZ soz, i'm not from an english language country Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: flavius on June 01, 2013, 10:27:53 PM cocks in my ass
poop in my swash piss in my ear not a spic in sight 1C7erSzNoknLx1YtujenPmaWRoaVwfySwy Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: acs26 on June 01, 2013, 11:06:46 PM Shudder with me,
Under the sea, I see you clearly, Blue as me. If only I could tell, You how much you mean to me, You'd be bluer than me, And any shad in the sea. Shudder with me, Under the sea. Third Entry: Tell me what, Tell me where. Tell my why, Tell me there. I'll be with you, As you see. I'll spring within the flowers, Every single little tree. (Yes, I know 'baby' trees are called saplings. (Yes, I was lazy with this poem.) Fourth Entry: I am a skeleton. I am a leaf. I am the dead, You better believe. I am a yowl. I am a scream, And every growl. I am everything, Yet I am nothing. Please wake me up from my delusions; I became bankrupt this morning. 1HPmaY55bYmK6CzkBBXPgyWim7rdtVn7Ne Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: flavius on June 02, 2013, 03:13:34 AM cock in my ass
dick in my mouth white whales abound pregnant children around Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: acs26 on June 02, 2013, 03:22:37 AM Mistaken I am,
Of the soft calm sea. The water it tickles me, And cradles me within it's arm. The sea is smooth, So loving, So much. So big the sea is, Yet smaller than me. I wish I could take the water, And the seven seas, And hold them in my heart, But that cannot be. I can only do one thing; And that's love the sea. Yet it's so comforting. I just can't say goodbye. But with my strength, And one last whisper, I say, "Goodbye sea." And then I glide in the endless blue. 1HPmaY55bYmK6CzkBBXPgyWim7rdtVn7Ne Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: dancupid on June 02, 2013, 05:05:38 PM The internet's a landscape made of dreams,
a place where freedom's always guaranteed. But freedom at this price is not worth paying, it's not freedom when life becomes a plaything. A dalliance through emptiness, a cipher, the children all just following the piper. Children need a lesson to survive but bitterness will never let them thrive. Hope in sun and air now long forgotten, the human race finally at rock bottom. Hope in a box in a small child's hand, Rats running fast across the sand, the water pushing hard against the shore, the future as enticing as a gaping jaw. 1BTC1oo1J3MEt5SFj74ZBcF2Mk97Aah4ac edit: late edit Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: MagicBit15 on June 02, 2013, 08:25:24 PM Hours of coding yet nothing is new
Errors and glitches more bugs to get through Eggs to the left, juice to the right The sound of his keyboard pounds on through the night Something is wrong and cannot be solved He will not get up until it is resolved Cries from the kids, stress from the wife He continues to type no distraction in sight May this be a lesson to all who may see No one is perfect not even is he Always in question, but never in doubt The life of a coder is one to be free 1Jy8ZycPNjnwNLevNwoRRqPAKkZ8Fqnukc Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: acs26 on June 02, 2013, 08:43:39 PM Later
Later we marry, Later we woe. Later we eat, Later we sleep. Later the flowers grow, Later we bare offspring. Later we love. Later we hope, Later we judge. Later we die. Later we live on. Later our lives, Start over again. Grail Sip from the grail. The golden grail. Blood it rises, Wine it doesn't. The grail is a surprise, Twisted, twister works. Our lives is yet the grail, And the blood it rises. We die; we marry; we bare; and we weep. The grail has yet destroyed us, Over again. 1HPmaY55bYmK6CzkBBXPgyWim7rdtVn7Ne (Isn't this my sixth or tenth submission? Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: flavius on June 02, 2013, 10:16:02 PM cock in my ass
dick in my chu let me suck you penis on my mind you on my penis lets dance together as we celebrate sexmas lips on my balls balls on my lips a nice penis tip Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: Este Nuno on June 03, 2013, 05:03:24 AM cock in my ass dick in my chu let me suck you penis on my mind you on my penis lets dance together as we celebrate sexmas lips on my balls balls on my lips a nice penis tip True Roman poetry, for true Romans. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: dancupid on June 03, 2013, 06:18:45 PM Poem number 2
Peter Lambert: "some bitcoins for a poem !", a chance to let my soul, at last, roam free. Acceptance of his terms was his requirement 'Just whore yourself, and rhyme for liberty'. But my soul's more than a few bitcoins sent. I need no coins to prove that I can see. "Don't complain" is Peter's awful contradiction - But I'm complaining now, in rhyming poetry. So despite the fact I contradict your terms, please send thy bitcoins, post haste, to my purse. 1BTC1oo1J3MEt5SFj74ZBcF2Mk97Aah4ac edit: multiple edits Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: Peter Lambert on June 04, 2013, 04:53:46 PM Poem number 2 Peter Lambert: "some bitcoins for a poem !", a chance to let my soul, at last, roam free. Acceptance of his terms was his requirement 'Just whore yourself, and rhyme for liberty'. But my soul's more than a few bitcoins sent. I need no coins to prove that I can see. "Don't complain" is Peter's awful contradiction - But I'm complaining now, in rhyming poetry. So despite the fact I contradict your terms, please send thy bitcoins, post haste, to my purse. 1BTC1oo1J3MEt5SFj74ZBcF2Mk97Aah4ac I might have to have a "contrarian" category just for you! Isn't that the bitcoin 100 address? Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: greyhawk on June 04, 2013, 05:32:49 PM Did that one some months ago.
So I called up the banker "Please bring me my coin!" He said, "We haven't had that money here since 1969" And still those Bitcoins are calling from far away Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say Welcome to the Wallet California Such a scammy place (Such a scammy place) Such a lovely facade The coins are still stuck at the Wallet California What a bad surprise (What a bad surprise) They've got alibis Richdom without ceiling A life of wealth in our eyes And she said, "We are all just victims here of our own device" And in the pirate's chambers They gathered for the feast They stab it with their wordy knives But they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember, I was Searching for a backdoor I had to find a transaction back To the place the coins were before "Relax", said the con man "We are programmed to receive You can checkout any coins you like But they can never leave" Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: acs26 on June 04, 2013, 06:40:00 PM BitCoins:
Technology is expanding, Yet we have a currency. We call it ‘BitCoin’ And it’s online you see, We buy them a dozen, starting at hundreds, And we invest to thousands. We gamble and eat pizza, We use AltCoins, too. We meet with others, And talk about making a town. For this little cryptocurrency has made us one. Little it might seem to you, Foolish maybe even; Storing money online, could be easily stolen. For this little cryptocurrency, This little tiny cryptocurrency, Is worth more than a dollar, And more than a hundred. This cryptocurrency is made up of millions and billions of small Satoshis. Coming together as one. And slowly, we are too. This little cryptocurrency has taught us, The littlest things can make something big. Something that is worth hundreds. But here we spend, And mine with no end, We sit here wondering, What would happen to us if banned? Would we still be successful? Would we even have a life? Could we make it again, Or would we be frustrated at no end? Would we become bitter from the memories, Depressed? Would we ask 'why'? Would we stand up to the Government, A USD in one hand, A BitCoin in the other. And a wallet full of other Alt Coins.. Oh boy would we be happy. Ripping the dollar apart. Saying goodbye to the old age, And letting the new revolution begin. Would we really stand up? And test their power? Or sit down forever, thinking about what we could've did. Divided we would never stand again. We would never even cry. Undivided we would live again, Making towns. Making countries. Making continents. Making life. We could be welcomed to the new age. We could set a example. We could mine all of our life, And become billionaires all together. Never again would poverty kill, And everybody would have food, water, and shelter. But I ask of you, what would the Government do? Why would they try and stop it? 1HPmaY55bYmK6CzkBBXPgyWim7rdtVn7Ne Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: Peter Lambert on June 06, 2013, 04:03:04 PM Thanks for all the submissions so far!
I will do the judging later today, so you can still submit entries for a couple more hours. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: DiamondCardz on June 06, 2013, 04:05:15 PM Poems don't have to rhyme all the time, so let's go :)
Normal text rhymes. Italic text does not. Chorus You will understand ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a man who called himself Satoshi - a fake name, He had an idea, but he wanted no gain. He compressed the ideas into one, spending hours upon hours, Silently hoping that the plan would not go sour. Finally, he released it - his invention, which would change the world, In respect for the internet, he called it Bitcoin. At first, his art, it went unnoticed, Except for a small, smart, masonic group. Years on, the media picked up the Coin, But alas, they failed to the see the light, citing the "superior US dollar". Bitcoin users, we have problems too, We're just like you, Except we're smarter. (and some of us are geeks) Dollar users need to open their eyes, And realize, Bitcoin ain't perfect, But neither is the dollar. The media attacked it, But some people refused to listen to their **it. People kept using it, It grew and grew, Made the dollar look like a total... CON. Bitcoin users, we have problems too, We're just like you, Except we're smarter. (and some of us are geeks) Dollar users need to open their eyes, And realize, Bitcoin ain't perfect, But neither is the dollar. ze end. 1Msh9TqtqU3KEvxPaJQ3nLefZkQrpGvYur :) Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: mprep on June 06, 2013, 05:03:06 PM Poems don't have to rhyme all the time, so let's go :) Where have I heard this before..? ;DNormal text rhymes. Italic text does not. Chorus You will understand ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a man who called himself Satoshi - a fake name, He had an idea, but he wanted no gain. He compressed the ideas into one, spending hours upon hours, Silently hoping that the plan would not go sour. Finally, he released it - his invention, which would change the world, In respect for the internet, he called it Bitcoin. At first, his art, it went unnoticed, Except for a small, smart, masonic group. Years on, the media picked up the Coin, But alas, they failed to the see the light, citing the "superior US dollar". Bitcoin users, we have problems too, We're just like you, Except we're smarter. (and some of us are geeks) Dollar users need to open their eyes, And realize, Bitcoin ain't perfect, But neither is the dollar. The media attacked it, But some people refused to listen to their **it. People kept using it, It grew and grew, Made the dollar look like a total... CON. Bitcoin users, we have problems too, We're just like you, Except we're smarter. (and some of us are geeks) Dollar users need to open their eyes, And realize, Bitcoin ain't perfect, But neither is the dollar. ze end. 1Msh9TqtqU3KEvxPaJQ3nLefZkQrpGvYur :) Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: DiamondCardz on June 06, 2013, 05:18:08 PM Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: mprep on June 06, 2013, 05:33:58 PM I'd rather not mention it. Too bad to even mention in a forum. :-X
Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: DiamondCardz on June 06, 2013, 07:56:57 PM I'd rather not mention it. Too bad to even mention in a forum. :-X Indeed it is, which is precisely why I parodied it ;) Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: flavius on June 06, 2013, 08:21:12 PM Thanks for all the submissions so far! ok let me knowI will do the judging later today, so you can still submit entries for a couple more hours. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: Peter Lambert on June 07, 2013, 01:30:57 AM Poetry contest winners:
For "Most Helpful": 50 mB to Foxpup! For "Best Bitcoin Poem": 50 mB to No 1! For "Most Depressingly Beautiful": 50 mB to Acs26! For "Most Succinct": 50 mB to SgtSpike! For "Best Rhyme": 50 mB to Alchimista! For "Most Contrarian": 50 mB to Dancupid! For "Best Parody": 50 mB to Greyhawk! And the grand prize for "Best Overall Poem", 100 mB goes to MagicBit15! Congratulations to all the winners and thanks to all who participated. (Bitcoins sent, you should see them in your wallet at the addresses you provided) If you did not submit yet, you can still add poems to the thread and if they are good somebody might send a tip :) Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: MagicBit15 on June 07, 2013, 02:30:02 AM Wow, thank you guys so much!! It's an honor and a pleasure!! :) :) :)
Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: flavius on June 07, 2013, 07:22:23 AM thanks, go ahead and edit my name into the post with the award you PMed me
got the coins hoping for a round 2 :) Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: Peter Lambert on June 07, 2013, 01:22:19 PM thanks, go ahead and edit my name into the post with the award you PMed me got the coins hoping for a round 2 :) What are you talking about? I didn't send you any coins, maybe it was somebody else? Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: mprep on June 07, 2013, 01:23:29 PM thanks, go ahead and edit my name into the post with the award you PMed me got the coins hoping for a round 2 :) What are you talking about? I didn't send you any coins, maybe it was somebody else? Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: Peter Lambert on June 07, 2013, 04:02:28 PM thanks, go ahead and edit my name into the post with the award you PMed me got the coins hoping for a round 2 :) What are you talking about? I didn't send you any coins, maybe it was somebody else? It's bitcoin, they are not random coins flying around, they are anonymous coins flying around. Unless somebody comes forward and says "I sent that", we have no idea who sent the coins. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: Este Nuno on June 07, 2013, 04:25:40 PM Requesting 'Best Haiku' category for next round if there is one, please. :)
Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: flavius on June 07, 2013, 06:12:08 PM ill go ahead and start defending my title with
sperm whales whales of sperm came penis thee penis thi a penis for twee to lie came buckets came and fucked it lushious Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: greyhawk on June 07, 2013, 06:21:01 PM Ode to Flavius
Sing now, muse, of the master of words, the poet whose songs rival those of the birds. He's singing of romance, of passion, of love, his word soar above like the wings of the dove. "Flavius" they call him "Beloved of Gods", until one sad day he was banned by the mods. Now the forums are silent for lack of his songs and nevermore heard was his praise of the thong-MY THONGTHONGTHONG-THONGTHONG! Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: flavius on June 07, 2013, 07:06:57 PM greyhawk
small cock no cock a cock master of divinity master of love check your behind im in love a fortuitous poem a small weiner kekeke Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: DiamondCardz on June 07, 2013, 07:22:14 PM greyhawk small cock no cock a cock master of divinity master of love check your behind im in love a fortuitous poem a small weiner kekeke Go back to Rome mate. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: flavius on June 07, 2013, 10:37:33 PM greyhawk small cock no cock a cock master of divinity master of love check your behind im in love a fortuitous poem a small weiner kekeke Go back to Rome mate. endless hoes one penis a mate he was a mate he isnt trannies a gender a genital neither Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: greyhawk on June 07, 2013, 11:52:40 PM They go to Rome, eternal city,
to find the poet oh so witty, but to each one's gruesome pity they find neither hair nor titty. The master poet holds his rhymes waiting for the better times, he'll talk of balls, of tits, of cock, when time strikes later on the clock. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: acs26 on June 07, 2013, 11:55:14 PM Poetry contest winners: For "Most Helpful": 50 mB to Foxpup! For "Best Bitcoin Poem": 50 mB to No 1! For "Most Depressingly Beautiful": 50 mB to Acs26! For "Most Succinct": 50 mB to SgtSpike! For "Best Rhyme": 50 mB to Alchimista! For "Most Contrarian": 50 mB to Dancupid! For "Best Parody": 50 mB to Greyhawk! And the grand prize for "Best Overall Poem", 100 mB goes to MagicBit15! Congratulations to all the winners and thanks to all who participated. (Bitcoins sent, you should see them in your wallet at the addresses you provided) If you did not submit yet, you can still add poems to the thread and if they are good somebody might send a tip :) Thanks, Peter Lambert, for giving me this honor. [Sorry I couldn't reply to you earlier.] ---- Also thanks to the competition, and everybody who won a award, the biggest thanks to MagicBit15, since he put effort into winning something so many great poets tried to win. [Well.. I don't think I should count flavius.] Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: flavius on June 08, 2013, 12:09:11 AM They go to Rome, eternal city, chuckled anusesto find the poet oh so witty, but to each one's gruesome pity they find neither hair nor titty. The master poet holds his rhymes waiting for the better times, he'll talk of balls, of tits, of cock, when time strikes later on the clock. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: Peter Lambert on June 08, 2013, 02:20:54 AM See the way to go
Onward we must struggle now Fighting for freedom The Great Cycle Freedom, Peace, Equality Working for betterment Food enough to share Fine twined linen and gold Keeping to oneself Greed, Disparity Subjection Dispair Fighting, Revolution Anger at the oppressor Death and destruction abound Change brings forth new hope Friendship given to others Compromise, Resolution Freedom 1HboPPSM9UDanTm75Q1LY6W7bNjnv8gzHP Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on June 08, 2013, 02:22:33 AM That's Wat There once was a man Named Patrick Strateman Who lost his fuckin' mind. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: flavius on June 08, 2013, 02:23:37 AM peter lambert
likes cocks in his ass lambert no lambo shambo go fuck yourself tuck yourself in a coffin Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: alchimista on June 08, 2013, 08:14:29 AM Poetry contest winners: For "Best Rhyme": 50 mB to Alchimista! Congratulations to all the winners and thanks to all who participated. (Bitcoins sent, you should see them in your wallet at the addresses you provided) If you did not submit yet, you can still add poems to the thread and if they are good somebody might send a tip :) Thank you very much! I'm very proud of this honor you gave me! Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: mprep on June 08, 2013, 11:10:54 AM Poetry contest winners: For "Best Rhyme": 50 mB to Alchimista! Congratulations to all the winners and thanks to all who participated. (Bitcoins sent, you should see them in your wallet at the addresses you provided) If you did not submit yet, you can still add poems to the thread and if they are good somebody might send a tip :) Thank you very much! I'm very proud of this honor you gave me! Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: dancupid on June 08, 2013, 04:42:51 PM Requesting 'Best Haiku' category for next round if there is one, please. :) Six pints a night, pressure on my heart. Fag ends in the ashtray. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: Peter Lambert on June 08, 2013, 06:13:29 PM Requesting 'Best Haiku' category for next round if there is one, please. :) Six pints a night, pressure on my heart. Fag ends in the ashtray. I thought haiku was supposed to be 5-7-5, your poem is 4-5-6? Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Win 100 mB Post by: dancupid on June 08, 2013, 06:30:55 PM Requesting 'Best Haiku' category for next round if there is one, please. :) Six pints a night, pressure on my heart. Fag ends in the ashtray. I thought haiku was supposed to be 5-7-5, your poem is 4-5-6? Hey man I'm a poet - don't waste my time on your numbers and shi' (that's 'shit' pronounced guttural). in Chinese (I can't speak Japanese) 六杯子一晚 我的心理压力多 烟灰缸有灰 5-7-5 Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Este Nuno on June 09, 2013, 05:51:35 PM Seven days a week
I get no sleep Mt Gox makes me weep As the price slowly seeps These bitcoins I keep Have lost the value I seek Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: flavius on June 09, 2013, 08:06:48 PM cock in my ass
shit in my ass shit in my cock peter lambert has no taste has no aids until now infected molested Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: mprep on June 09, 2013, 08:55:39 PM cock in my ass I don't really get your poem. ???shit in my ass shit in my cock peter lambert has no taste has no aids until now infected molested Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: flavius on June 09, 2013, 09:04:31 PM cock in my ass I don't really get your poem. ???shit in my ass shit in my cock peter lambert has no taste has no aids until now infected molested Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Peter Lambert on June 09, 2013, 09:43:46 PM I don't really get your poem. ??? only peter gets me :)Nope, I don't get you either. Maybe your idea of good poetry is not the same as my idea of good poetry. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: flavius on June 09, 2013, 10:17:18 PM I meant sexually bby
Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: mprep on June 09, 2013, 11:54:43 PM These poems are getting weirder and weirder.
Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: QuestionAuthority on June 10, 2013, 05:28:15 AM Those who write on forum walls
Roll their shit in little balls Those who read these words of wit Eat those little balls of shit Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: flavius on June 10, 2013, 05:35:37 AM Those who write on forum walls Roll their shit in little balls Those who read these words of wit Eat those little balls of shit send me your bitcoin address and i will personally send you .1 btc Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: QuestionAuthority on June 10, 2013, 06:45:04 AM Those who write on forum walls Roll their shit in little balls Those who read these words of wit Eat those little balls of shit send me your bitcoin address and i will personally send you .1 btc Thank you but it was just for fun. As a personal policy I don't accept btc from, give btc to, buy, sell or trade with anyone at this forum - ever. That's why I don't have an address in my sig line. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Peter Lambert on June 10, 2013, 03:34:35 PM Those who write on forum walls Roll their shit in little balls Those who read these words of wit Eat those little balls of shit send me your bitcoin address and i will personally send you .1 btc Thank you but it was just for fun. As a personal policy I don't accept btc from, give btc to, buy, sell or trade with anyone at this forum - ever. That's why I don't have an address in my sig line. Why are you turning away free money? At least put up the btc address for your favorite charity. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: QuestionAuthority on June 10, 2013, 03:41:27 PM Those who write on forum walls Roll their shit in little balls Those who read these words of wit Eat those little balls of shit send me your bitcoin address and i will personally send you .1 btc Thank you but it was just for fun. As a personal policy I don't accept btc from, give btc to, buy, sell or trade with anyone at this forum - ever. That's why I don't have an address in my sig line. Why are you turning away free money? At least put up the btc address for your favorite charity. Nope - even accepting on behalf of a charity puts me in the loop. I'll have no part of it. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: mprep on June 10, 2013, 03:44:15 PM Those who write on forum walls Roll their shit in little balls Those who read these words of wit Eat those little balls of shit send me your bitcoin address and i will personally send you .1 btc Thank you but it was just for fun. As a personal policy I don't accept btc from, give btc to, buy, sell or trade with anyone at this forum - ever. That's why I don't have an address in my sig line. Why are you turning away free money? At least put up the btc address for your favorite charity. Nope - even accepting on behalf of a charity puts me in the loop. I'll have no part of it. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Peter Lambert on June 10, 2013, 04:05:46 PM Why are you turning away free money? At least put up the btc address for your favorite charity. Nope - even accepting on behalf of a charity puts me in the loop. I'll have no part of it. Posting a charities bitcoin address would not be accepting bitcoins, since any bitcoins would go directly to the charity, you would never hold them. Why are you even using this forum if you do not use bitcoins? Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: QuestionAuthority on June 10, 2013, 04:19:04 PM Why are you turning away free money? At least put up the btc address for your favorite charity. Nope - even accepting on behalf of a charity puts me in the loop. I'll have no part of it. Posting a charities bitcoin address would not be accepting bitcoins, since any bitcoins would go directly to the charity, you would never hold them. Why are you even using this forum if you do not use bitcoins? I use this forum for info on when to buy and sell. I do use, mine, buy and sell btc. I do not do any of that with members of this forum at this forum. I suppose you could say that's not entirely true because I use BTC-e and Gox and they are members. I'm sure some of the locals I trade with are members but I don't know that for a fact and I don't deal with them here. I've fallen victim to too many Investment Funds ;) type people for me to ever trust anyone here again. If I won't give anyone here money then I won't take it either. I can never be labeled a scammer or be scammed here. This policy works for me. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Peter Lambert on June 11, 2013, 11:52:39 PM I use this forum for info on when to buy and sell. I do use, mine, buy and sell btc. I do not do any of that with members of this forum at this forum. I suppose you could say that's not entirely true because I use BTC-e and Gox and they are members. I'm sure some of the locals I trade with are members but I don't know that for a fact and I don't deal with them here. I've fallen victim to too many Investment Funds ;) type people for me to ever trust anyone here again. If I won't give anyone here money then I won't take it either. I can never be labeled a scammer or be scammed here. This policy works for me. 10 mB goes to the first person to compose an "Ode to QuestionAuthority" consoling him for his jaded perspective :) Edit: sent the 10 mB to acs26 Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: flavius on June 12, 2013, 12:02:57 AM pussy
lucky lucy juicy semen sea men all ten chodes I loathe for peter lambert Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Peter Lambert on June 12, 2013, 01:20:41 AM QuestionAuthority done been burned before,
Now he lurks and hurks 'round in here. Nobody go'n' do him like they did before. Why you don' want my money? Here, I give it you for free? Can't you take my money? What can you do when you have nothing, Nobody to give to, Nobody to take? Let us all give a bit to the poor for this man who will not take anymore because of the things done before 1HboPPSM9UDanTm75Q1LY6W7bNjnv8gzHP Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: flavius on June 12, 2013, 01:28:56 AM peter
cheater unisex fed like a meter se-men all 10 his cock a rock spits chalk Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: QuestionAuthority on June 12, 2013, 03:41:09 AM Peter Lambert had a fund
But in the end he had to run Nefario was his good friend and Mining was to be his win Instead made him commit a sin Many people did he fuck Back again to try his luck Never got a scammer tag Made LoupGaroux just fucking wig BitcoinMint.US was then his win Faked out the price - oops sin again! Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: acs26 on June 12, 2013, 05:04:34 AM Without warning or sheer regret,
QuestionAuthority didn't accept, He didn't want. Yet his reason would always last. Never a chance, Never a glance. His reason was short and clear, The sense it made, The logic was near. Sarcasm doesn't explain, These are true words, These are true veins. Not to give, And not to take. His words going through my ears, Me holding back tears. His decision is true, And without shame. Why should the Ode sing again? No consolation needed unless wanting, He doesn't want, He doesn't take. So why give it to him, His decision is true. A beggar begging without giving, Cannot be true. Basically what I feel about his decision, without writing a Ode. Good decision on my part. I don't see why he'd need consolation. His decision seems okay to me. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: flavius on June 12, 2013, 05:15:57 AM i am trying to send questionauthority the password to my savings account but he isnt reading the message
Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: dancupid on June 12, 2013, 06:22:20 PM Literal Romantic
Roses are red, violets are blue, daffodils are yellow and daisies have a yellow bit in the middle with white petals surrounding the yellow central part. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Peter Lambert on June 12, 2013, 07:28:24 PM Roses are red,
Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But not this one. (This is not my original work, but I don't remember where I heard it) Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: flavius on June 12, 2013, 11:43:51 PM roses are red
violets are blue ill suck peters penis too some poems rhyme some taste like lime peter's is like poo Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Foxpup on June 13, 2013, 01:27:36 AM Roses are red,
Violets are purple! They are not blue, You fucking sheeple. ::) Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Vlad2Vlad on June 19, 2013, 04:45:26 AM Eyes wide open mind shut tight
We sit and ponder the plot of life To be, to do - conflicting plight What is the meaning - all the strife? Our goals, our hopes, fading with time As we become one like the rest The child is gone - innocent crime The hands of time unravels the mind One day I wake to the sound of lies What once was wrong is now my life The wicked strive on words of bias Devouring the souls of mindless cowards We weep, we cry - downward we spiral Dreams forgotten, lives in shambles For once we taste the bitter sweet Our hearts entomb, full of deceit But far away what once was ours A figment - of everlasting life Chasing a dream which cannot be gotten Just like the truth once it's forgotten The end is near, our fate is sealed Of our own device; souls dilute & spirits deplete The only life out of this certain Death Lies deep beneath - with worms and fear The fate for evil once waked, too clear The path to death is oh so near But hope resides within us all For the pure of heart, the child - will hear the call - Maximilian Wilhelm Bitcoin address: 155eznepq9PRpBhVWk6RmDPsKXWzj9Uqcd Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Vlad2Vlad on June 19, 2013, 05:08:02 AM Peter Lambert what a Boyscout
Trusting no one Home-schooled homo Takes no money Worse, gives no honey Peter Peter, he ain't seein' Rains on our poems like a bad seer Running his mouth like a forty-five Rat tat tat tat - in your fat gut That's the end to that bad dream Loud and piercing was that scream Next time you're offered some goodwill Take it you dope - before you're roped Cause only a fool says no to Satoshi Man of mystery man made by spooks One day soon we'll all get booked Might as well enjoy it - getting hooked. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Peter Lambert on July 03, 2013, 04:30:59 PM A haiku:
Opening the door See the big blue sky waiting Fly into the air Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: greyhawk on July 03, 2013, 04:53:10 PM A haiku: Opening the door See the big blue sky waiting Fly into the air The ground approaches, wind whips at my teary face, Impact imminent. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Peter Lambert on July 03, 2013, 04:56:08 PM A haiku: Opening the door See the big blue sky waiting Fly into the air The ground approaches, wind whips at my teary face, Impact imminent. :D LOL Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: DiamondCardz on July 03, 2013, 07:08:21 PM A haiku: Opening the door See the big blue sky waiting Fly into the air The ground approaches, wind whips at my teary face, Impact imminent. Lmfao. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Peter Lambert on July 03, 2013, 07:30:57 PM A haiku: Opening the door See the big blue sky waiting Fly into the air The ground approaches, wind whips at my teary face, Impact imminent. Where's my parachute? I thought I was wearing that ... Damn, I forgot it :( Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: DiamondCardz on July 03, 2013, 07:53:33 PM A haiku: Opening the door See the big blue sky waiting Fly into the air The ground approaches, wind whips at my teary face, Impact imminent. Where's my parachute? I thought I was wearing that ... Damn, I forgot it :( Jumps out in the air To save Peter Lambert now HOLY SHI- and splat Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Vlad2Vlad on July 03, 2013, 08:58:56 PM A haiku: Opening the door See the big blue sky waiting Fly into the air The ground approaches, wind whips at my teary face, Impact imminent. Where's my parachute? I thought I was wearing that ... Damn, I forgot it :( Jumps out in the air To save Peter Lambert now HOLY SHI- and splat Lol, this exchange made my day. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Peter Lambert on August 17, 2013, 12:34:07 AM Let’s write some haiku,
We will make new poetry Creating artworks Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Vlad2Vlad on August 17, 2013, 01:53:01 AM Let’s write some haiku, We will make new poetry Creating artworks Man, haiku downright makes me angry. It's the fecal paintings of poetry. It's bullshit slapped on a piece of paper with no rhyme reason which any utterly talentless troll can write just for the sake of saying you wrote a poem. When I read a haiku poem I actually get angry inside. That's the test for whether something is real art or not - be it music, a painting or poetry. Real art makes you feel at peace inside while fake bullshit art makes you wanna tear shit up. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Peter Lambert on August 17, 2013, 05:42:11 AM Man, haiku downright makes me angry. It's the fecal paintings of poetry. It's bullshit slapped on a piece of paper with no rhyme reason which any utterly talentless troll can write just for the sake of saying you wrote a poem. When I read a haiku poem I actually get angry inside. That's the test for whether something is real art or not - be it music, a painting or poetry. Real art makes you feel at peace inside while fake bullshit art makes you wanna tear shit up. Some art is meant to make you feel at peace, Other art is meant to raise feelings of rage. Who am I to define what art may be? Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: tspacepilot on August 24, 2013, 06:23:24 PM This thread was pretty entertaining,
I'm leaving without a tip. My computer is complaining, I never found a faucet with a drip. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Vlad2Vlad on August 24, 2013, 06:53:49 PM Man, haiku downright makes me angry. It's the fecal paintings of poetry. It's bullshit slapped on a piece of paper with no rhyme reason which any utterly talentless troll can write just for the sake of saying you wrote a poem. When I read a haiku poem I actually get angry inside. That's the test for whether something is real art or not - be it music, a painting or poetry. Real art makes you feel at peace inside while fake bullshit art makes you wanna tear shit up. Some art is meant to make you feel at peace, Other art is meant to raise feelings of rage. Who am I to define what art may be? I am me and me decides what is art or not. Without boundaries or definition a piece of fresh shit covered in peanuts and a swarm of flies, on top of a canvas which makes you sick and angry will be considered art by mindless fools. And why should I allow the idiots of the world to define something when I could easily do it just as well. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Vlad2Vlad on August 24, 2013, 06:56:39 PM This thread was pretty entertaining, I'm leaving without a tip. My computer is complaining, I never found a faucet with a drip. Here is a tip for those who give a shit Don't write bullshit and call it fit Cause without talent you're bound to make up shit And only a fool would gaze upon your wet turd and call it a hit Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: greyhawk on August 24, 2013, 06:59:52 PM Seems like their art worked.
Help! I'm inside a haiku, someone let me out. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Vlad2Vlad on August 24, 2013, 07:05:43 PM Seems like their art worked. Help! I'm inside a haiku, someone let me out. No need to escape the haiku It's nothing but mumbo jumbo Just like this poem written without rhyme Or even reason for that matter Just write down whatever shit comes to mind And call it talent and art Thus one has to wonder If in Japanese - haiku means dog-shit And come to think of utter nonesense Do Japanese dogs sound different When they bark compared to American dogs Cause that would explain a lot Given none of this haiku BS does Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: greyhawk on August 24, 2013, 07:38:16 PM A long long time ago
I can still remember I didn't what haiku were And I knew if I had a poem It needs to be big as a tome And maybe even rhyme a little there. But people yelled five seven five I answered "Please just get a live, You wheeaboos are crazy Your rhyming is just lazy" I can't remember who the bloke Who told me "It's a buddhist joke" But something touched me deep and broke The day the haiku woke. And I'm rhyming: Hai, Hai, Japanesian guy, I'm like a Shogun with my Bōkun I am the West Samurai And good old boys were drinking sake from rice, singing "This'll be the day that I hai- This'll be the day that I hai- -kuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Mooshire on August 25, 2013, 02:14:33 AM Nice poetry guys, you're all a lot more creative than me lol.
Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: Peter Lambert on August 25, 2013, 02:19:43 AM A long long time ago I can still remember I didn't what haiku were And I knew if I had a poem It needs to be big as a tome And maybe even rhyme a little there. But people yelled five seven five I answered "Please just get a live, You wheeaboos are crazy Your rhyming is just lazy" I can't remember who the bloke Who told me "It's a buddhist joke" But something touched me deep and broke The day the haiku woke. And I'm rhyming: Hai, Hai, Japanesian guy, I'm like a Shogun with my Bōkun I am the West Samurai And good old boys were drinking sake from rice, singing "This'll be the day that I hai- This'll be the day that I hai- -kuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Awesome, you could be the next Weird Al ;D Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: mariahamy147 on September 13, 2017, 07:16:55 AM if you have
a paining in you, paint. if you have a song to sing, sing. don't judge your creation. just create it. banish doubt and fear and step out of your own way if you have to write if you're a writer and invent if you're inventor. do what you were born to do. only than will you know a remarkable life. Title: Re: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems Post by: richardhazel527 on September 13, 2017, 08:13:28 AM we want
the lightning in a battle kind of love without the possibility of the shatter |