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Title: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: ironcross360 on June 03, 2013, 03:47:53 PM I have pounds of human fertilizer for sale, 1btc Per pound. Also can get you Human urine. 1BTC per FL Ounce! Synthesize it into meat!
http://www.dailytech.com/Japanese+Make+Delicious+Nourishing+Steaks+From+Human+Feces/article21932.htm http://www.foodrenegade.com/pics/poop-burger.jpg Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: ironcross360 on June 03, 2013, 03:52:19 PM LOL 38 Views Per minute and nobody wants some? Mmmmm taste good
Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: kibblesnbits on June 03, 2013, 04:09:29 PM "I'll take the number 2 combo... NO NOT THAT ONE!!!!"
"I'll take the Pu-Pu Platter..... NO NOT THAT ONE!!!" ;D Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: ironcross360 on June 03, 2013, 04:18:08 PM A great birthday gift can ship boxed up and ready for the party
Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: ironcross360 on June 03, 2013, 04:26:18 PM "I'll take the number 2 combo... NO NOT THAT ONE!!!!" Hey I can give you a sample for free, Just pay shipping ;D"I'll take the Pu-Pu Platter..... NO NOT THAT ONE!!!" ;D Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: bitman442 on June 03, 2013, 04:33:47 PM That's a pretty crappy deal lol. Maybe I should start selling DIY instructions to make your own for free ;D
Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: ironcross360 on June 03, 2013, 06:54:10 PM That's a pretty crappy deal lol. Maybe I should start selling DIY instructions to make your own for free ;D \Stop stealing my customers! ;D Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: grue on June 03, 2013, 10:38:47 PM You do realize that you can't ship human waste with most delivery companies, right? You'll have an even harder time getting them through customs.
Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: bitman442 on June 04, 2013, 02:00:37 AM You do realize that you can't ship human waste with most delivery companies, right? You'll have an even harder time getting them through customs. Well that's a bunch of crap. Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: BitCoinUser123 on June 04, 2013, 02:01:17 AM Yup, even CoinGig has a specific rule against it.
Quote from: CoinGig Terms of Use 4. PROHIBITIONS. You agree not to publish, offer for sale, sell or otherwise distribute any of the following items on, through or connected with your Account: Blood, bodily fluids or body parts; Burglary tools; Counterfeit items; Destructive devices and explosives; Identity documents, personal financial records or personal information (in any form, including mailing lists); Lottery tickets, sweepstakes entries or slot machines; Obscene material or child pornography; Offensive material or hate speech; Police badges or uniforms; Stocks or other securities; Stolen property; and Any other items prohibited by law or constituting controlled substances. You further agree not to publish, offer for sale, sell or otherwise distribute any of the following items on through or connected with your Account, except as permitted by, and in full compliance with, all applicable federal, state, local and other laws: Digital files that you do not own or have all necessary rights or license to store, display, perform, copy and distribute; Hazardous or restricted items; Content or material that is infringing or otherwise violates the law Weapons and other related items, including, without limitation, explosives, firearms, firearm parts and magazines, ammunition, BB and pellet guns, tear gas, stun guns, switchblade knives and martial arts weapons. Well... technically human wastes aren't bodily fluids so they do have a slight loophole here. Nonetheless it's pretty clear what sort of behaviour they are trying to avoid. This kind. Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: clint25n on June 04, 2013, 02:53:11 AM LOL 38 Views Per minute and nobody wants some? Mmmmm taste good Lolol Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: ironcross360 on June 04, 2013, 12:40:26 PM Hey, I can ship whatever I want. stop controlling me daddy!
Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: dogie on June 04, 2013, 02:05:19 PM Yup, even CoinGig has a specific rule against it. Quote from: CoinGig Terms of Use 4. PROHIBITIONS. You agree not to publish, offer for sale, sell or otherwise distribute any of the following items on, through or connected with your Account: Blood, bodily fluids or body parts; Burglary tools; Counterfeit items; Destructive devices and explosives; Identity documents, personal financial records or personal information (in any form, including mailing lists); Lottery tickets, sweepstakes entries or slot machines; Obscene material or child pornography; Offensive material or hate speech; Police badges or uniforms; Stocks or other securities; Stolen property; and Any other items prohibited by law or constituting controlled substances. You further agree not to publish, offer for sale, sell or otherwise distribute any of the following items on through or connected with your Account, except as permitted by, and in full compliance with, all applicable federal, state, local and other laws: Digital files that you do not own or have all necessary rights or license to store, display, perform, copy and distribute; Hazardous or restricted items; Content or material that is infringing or otherwise violates the law Weapons and other related items, including, without limitation, explosives, firearms, firearm parts and magazines, ammunition, BB and pellet guns, tear gas, stun guns, switchblade knives and martial arts weapons. Well... technically human wastes aren't bodily fluids so they do have a slight loophole here. Nonetheless it's pretty clear what sort of behaviour they are trying to avoid. This kind. Yes, yes they are. Bodily fluids = anything originating from the body with a chance of contamination Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: ironcross360 on June 04, 2013, 02:09:49 PM Yup, even CoinGig has a specific rule against it. Quote from: CoinGig Terms of Use 4. PROHIBITIONS. You agree not to publish, offer for sale, sell or otherwise distribute any of the following items on, through or connected with your Account: Blood, bodily fluids or body parts; Burglary tools; Counterfeit items; Destructive devices and explosives; Identity documents, personal financial records or personal information (in any form, including mailing lists); Lottery tickets, sweepstakes entries or slot machines; Obscene material or child pornography; Offensive material or hate speech; Police badges or uniforms; Stocks or other securities; Stolen property; and Any other items prohibited by law or constituting controlled substances. You further agree not to publish, offer for sale, sell or otherwise distribute any of the following items on through or connected with your Account, except as permitted by, and in full compliance with, all applicable federal, state, local and other laws: Digital files that you do not own or have all necessary rights or license to store, display, perform, copy and distribute; Hazardous or restricted items; Content or material that is infringing or otherwise violates the law Weapons and other related items, including, without limitation, explosives, firearms, firearm parts and magazines, ammunition, BB and pellet guns, tear gas, stun guns, switchblade knives and martial arts weapons. Well... technically human wastes aren't bodily fluids so they do have a slight loophole here. Nonetheless it's pretty clear what sort of behaviour they are trying to avoid. This kind. Yes, yes they are. Bodily fluids = anything originating from the body with a chance of contamination Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: bitman442 on June 04, 2013, 03:11:46 PM Yup, even CoinGig has a specific rule against it. Quote from: CoinGig Terms of Use 4. PROHIBITIONS. You agree not to publish, offer for sale, sell or otherwise distribute any of the following items on, through or connected with your Account: Blood, bodily fluids or body parts; Burglary tools; Counterfeit items; Destructive devices and explosives; Identity documents, personal financial records or personal information (in any form, including mailing lists); Lottery tickets, sweepstakes entries or slot machines; Obscene material or child pornography; Offensive material or hate speech; Police badges or uniforms; Stocks or other securities; Stolen property; and Any other items prohibited by law or constituting controlled substances. You further agree not to publish, offer for sale, sell or otherwise distribute any of the following items on through or connected with your Account, except as permitted by, and in full compliance with, all applicable federal, state, local and other laws: Digital files that you do not own or have all necessary rights or license to store, display, perform, copy and distribute; Hazardous or restricted items; Content or material that is infringing or otherwise violates the law Weapons and other related items, including, without limitation, explosives, firearms, firearm parts and magazines, ammunition, BB and pellet guns, tear gas, stun guns, switchblade knives and martial arts weapons. Well... technically human wastes aren't bodily fluids so they do have a slight loophole here. Nonetheless it's pretty clear what sort of behaviour they are trying to avoid. This kind. Yes, yes they are. Bodily fluids = anything originating from the body with a chance of contamination Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: ironcross360 on June 04, 2013, 03:19:00 PM Lol, im going to process a load of dung right now in the bathroom, and put in a bag to be sold
Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: ironcross360 on June 04, 2013, 03:20:52 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMXpnTJ1Lx4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMXpnTJ1Lx4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMXpnTJ1Lx4 Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: ironcross360 on June 04, 2013, 03:48:41 PM You do realize that you can't ship human waste with most delivery companies, right? You'll have an even harder time getting them through customs. http://www.styleweekly.com/richmond/delivering-dung-mailing-feces-is-legal-state-says/Content?oid=1376699Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: Welsh on June 04, 2013, 04:19:36 PM Have you been hacked or something? You were going to make wooden Bitcoins, but now it has gone to shit burgers...
Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: ironcross360 on June 04, 2013, 04:20:16 PM Have you been hacked or something? You were going to make wooden Bitcoins, but now it has gone to shit burgers... No, I was hacked around a month ago but fine now.Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: alchimista on June 04, 2013, 04:39:34 PM This is bullshit.
Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: ironcross360 on June 04, 2013, 04:52:45 PM This is bullshit. its edible.Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: BitCoinUser123 on June 05, 2013, 03:53:58 AM Well... technically human wastes aren't bodily fluids so they do have a slight loophole here. Nonetheless it's pretty clear what sort of behaviour they are trying to avoid. This kind. Yes, yes they are. Bodily fluids = anything originating from the body with a chance of contamination I think from a common sense standpoint that's a totally accurate definition and I am with you there. I was looking at it from a standpoint of strict legal interpretation, on the off chance that somebody actually challenged it. I just searched for legal cases defining "bodily fluids" and I cannot find any in the UK at least, nor can I find a statutory definition of what constitutes a body fluid specifically. Rentokill UK (http://www.rentokil-hygiene.co.uk/specialist-disinfection/biohazard-cleaning/what-is-body-fluid/index.html) specifically does not list faeces as a bodily fluid, but the Health and Safety Executive (PDF) (http://www.hse.gov.uk/pubns/guidance/oce23.pdf) does, so I think in the UK at least you would be prevented from selling crap on CoinGig on that basis at least. Somehow I feel like there may be existing case law on this subject in North America though. ;D I'm just not familiar with it. I agree that it's obvious what they mean, and I wasn't suggesting that anyone should succeed in arguing a technicality like that. I would use a catch-all like "human wastes, body parts, bodily secretions or bodily fluids". Although I suppose that on that basis you really might get away with sending animal wastes, since those don't fall under any of the above categories. Animal wastes might fall under "offensive material" if it smells badly enough from far enough away - I'm not really sure what the legal test is to determine whether a material is generally held to be offensive. Anyway, I think the bottom line is: don't ship shit. Whether a given contract forbids it explicitly enough and whether you can get away with it or not, it's gross, unnecessary and dumb. Make your wooden bitcoins, IronCross! You had a potential customer base for those. Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: lophie on June 21, 2013, 02:53:11 AM I hate you for adding this to my life. I wish you random high fees and transactions that would never reach the block chain.
Kimochi ware................. :-X Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: bitbryan on June 29, 2013, 05:53:23 AM Pooppoom jummy
Title: Re: Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD Post by: CorvusCorax on June 29, 2013, 08:03:55 PM Got a supply line of my own, thanks.
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