Human Dung for sale! ***FERTILIZER*** FOOD

[ironcross360]

I have pounds of human fertilizer for sale, 1btc Per pound. Also can get you Human urine. 1BTC per FL Ounce! Synthesize it into meat!

http://www.dailytech.com/Japanese+Make+Delicious+Nourishing+Steaks+From+Human+Feces/article21932.htm

[ironcross360]

LOL 38 Views Per minute and nobody wants some? Mmmmm taste good

[kibblesnbits]

"I'll take the number 2 combo... NO NOT THAT ONE!!!!"
"I'll take the Pu-Pu Platter..... NO NOT THAT ONE!!!"
 

[ironcross360]

A great birthday gift can ship boxed up and ready for the party

[ironcross360]

"I'll take the number 2 combo... NO NOT THAT ONE!!!!"
"I'll take the Pu-Pu Platter..... NO NOT THAT ONE!!!"
 

Hey I can give you a sample for free, Just pay shipping 

[bitman442]

That's a pretty crappy deal lol. Maybe I should start selling DIY instructions to make your own for free  

[ironcross360]

That's a pretty crappy deal lol. Maybe I should start selling DIY instructions to make your own for free  

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Stop stealing my customers! 

[grue]

You do realize that you can't ship human waste with most delivery companies, right? You'll have an even harder time getting them through customs.

[bitman442]

You do realize that you can't ship human waste with most delivery companies, right? You'll have an even harder time getting them through customs.

Well that's a bunch of crap.

[BitCoinUser123]

Yup, even CoinGig has a specific rule against it.

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Well... technically human wastes aren't bodily fluids so they do have a slight loophole here.  Nonetheless it's pretty clear what sort of behaviour they are trying to avoid.  This kind.

[clint25n]

LOL 38 Views Per minute and nobody wants some? Mmmmm taste good

Lolol

[ironcross360]

Hey, I can ship whatever I want. stop controlling me daddy!

[dogie]

Yup, even CoinGig has a specific rule against it.

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Well... technically human wastes aren't bodily fluids so they do have a slight loophole here.  Nonetheless it's pretty clear what sort of behaviour they are trying to avoid.  This kind.

Yes, yes they are. Bodily fluids = anything originating from the body with a chance of contamination

[ironcross360]

Yup, even CoinGig has a specific rule against it.

4. PROHIBITIONS.
You agree not to publish, offer for sale, sell or otherwise distribute any of the following items on, through or connected with your Account:

Blood, bodily fluids or body parts;
Burglary tools;
Counterfeit items;
Destructive devices and explosives;
Identity documents, personal financial records or personal information (in any form, including mailing lists);
Lottery tickets, sweepstakes entries or slot machines;
Obscene material or child pornography;
Offensive material or hate speech;
Police badges or uniforms;
Stocks or other securities;
Stolen property; and
Any other items prohibited by law or constituting controlled substances.
You further agree not to publish, offer for sale, sell or otherwise distribute any of the following items on through or connected with your Account, except as permitted by, and in full compliance with, all applicable federal, state, local and other laws:

Digital files that you do not own or have all necessary rights or license to store, display, perform, copy and distribute;
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Content or material that is infringing or otherwise violates the law
Weapons and other related items, including, without limitation, explosives, firearms, firearm parts and magazines, ammunition, BB and pellet guns, tear gas, stun guns, switchblade knives and martial arts weapons.

Well... technically human wastes aren't bodily fluids so they do have a slight loophole here.  Nonetheless it's pretty clear what sort of behaviour they are trying to avoid.  This kind.

Yes, yes they are. Bodily fluids = anything originating from the body with a chance of contamination

www.poopsenders.com smellypoop.com

[bitman442]

Yup, even CoinGig has a specific rule against it.

4. PROHIBITIONS.
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Blood, bodily fluids or body parts;
Burglary tools;
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Identity documents, personal financial records or personal information (in any form, including mailing lists);
Lottery tickets, sweepstakes entries or slot machines;
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Weapons and other related items, including, without limitation, explosives, firearms, firearm parts and magazines, ammunition, BB and pellet guns, tear gas, stun guns, switchblade knives and martial arts weapons.

Well... technically human wastes aren't bodily fluids so they do have a slight loophole here.  Nonetheless it's pretty clear what sort of behaviour they are trying to avoid.  This kind.

Yes, yes they are. Bodily fluids = anything originating from the body with a chance of contamination

www.poopsenders.com smellypoop.com

No way in hell am I clicking that link lol

[ironcross360]

Lol, im going to process a load of dung right now in the bathroom, and put in a bag to be sold

[ironcross360]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMXpnTJ1Lx4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMXpnTJ1Lx4

[ironcross360]

You do realize that you can't ship human waste with most delivery companies, right? You'll have an even harder time getting them through customs.

http://www.styleweekly.com/richmond/delivering-dung-mailing-feces-is-legal-state-says/Content?oid=1376699

[Welsh]

Have you been hacked or something? You were going to make wooden Bitcoins, but now it has gone to shit burgers...

[ironcross360]

Have you been hacked or something? You were going to make wooden Bitcoins, but now it has gone to shit burgers...

No, I was hacked around a month ago but fine now.