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Title: Remission of sins
Post by: mnghwa on June 12, 2013, 10:34:00 AM
I'll resolve you from your sins for little amount of coins. Just PM me with your sins and send some BTC to address in my signature and i'll make sure u don't go to hell :)


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: worldinacoin on June 12, 2013, 10:45:16 AM
That's great, maybe we can make a deal, you ensure that they don't go to hell, for some more BTCs I will give them a virtual passport to heaven.  I guess we can be great partners :)


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: mnghwa on June 12, 2013, 11:25:33 AM
That's great, maybe we can make a deal, you ensure that they don't go to hell, for some more BTCs I will give them a virtual passport to heaven.  I guess we can be great partners :)

donno man, passports are implying pictures. I work with utmost anonymity :)

one package os sins resolved, going for second :)


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: mnghwa on June 12, 2013, 11:27:43 AM
I'll resolve you from your sins for little amount of coins. Just PM me with your sins and send some BTC to address in my signature and i'll make sure u don't go to hell :)

Benny Hinn gone digital?

donno 'bout him but i'm not faking :)


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: jackjack on June 12, 2013, 11:33:37 AM
I'll resolve you from your sins for little amount of coins. Just PM me with your sins and send some BTC to address in my signature and i'll make sure u don't go to hell :)
Yeah sure
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YeSjyWaKKrY/T6Ro6rW9I2I/AAAAAAAAADY/7zKaEC0gCK0/s1600/herp-derp-W8bbc.jpg


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: mnghwa on June 12, 2013, 03:19:18 PM
I'll resolve you from your sins for little amount of coins. Just PM me with your sins and send some BTC to address in my signature and i'll make sure u don't go to hell :)
Yeah sure
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YeSjyWaKKrY/T6Ro6rW9I2I/AAAAAAAAADY/7zKaEC0gCK0/s1600/herp-derp-W8bbc.jpg

god bless you sinner :)


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: jackjack on June 12, 2013, 04:32:54 PM
Don't worry, I already have a room in Heaven, just next to the beer volcano and the stripper factory


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: pizza on June 12, 2013, 04:35:13 PM
I'll resolve you from your sins for little amount of coins. Just PM me with your sins and send some BTC to address in my signature and i'll make sure u don't go to hell :)

Sorry I can get remissions of Sins for free through Jesus, you would of been a good catholic when people couldn't read latin.


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: jackjack on June 12, 2013, 04:38:12 PM
I'll resolve you from your sins for little amount of coins. Just PM me with your sins and send some BTC to address in my signature and i'll make sure u don't go to hell :)
By the way, I'm pretty sure that by pretending you can resolve sins, you are yourself a sinner
Thus a scammer


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: mnghwa on June 12, 2013, 04:43:35 PM
I'll resolve you from your sins for little amount of coins. Just PM me with your sins and send some BTC to address in my signature and i'll make sure u don't go to hell :)
By the way, I'm pretty sure that by pretending you can resolve sins, you are yourself a sinner
Thus a scammer


why that big letter man - u didn't see smiley on my first post? are you reincarnated Forrest Gump maybe?

i see people give away bitcoins sometimes for nothing (giveaways, faucets) so i've decide to earn coins from that kind of people :)


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: jackjack on June 12, 2013, 04:46:18 PM
I'll resolve you from your sins for little amount of coins. Just PM me with your sins and send some BTC to address in my signature and i'll make sure u don't go to hell :)
By the way, I'm pretty sure that by pretending you can resolve sins, you are yourself a sinner
Thus a scammer

are you reincarnated Forrest Gump maybe?
How the hell do you know that?


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: mnghwa on June 12, 2013, 04:49:43 PM
I'll resolve you from your sins for little amount of coins. Just PM me with your sins and send some BTC to address in my signature and i'll make sure u don't go to hell :)
By the way, I'm pretty sure that by pretending you can resolve sins, you are yourself a sinner
Thus a scammer

are you reincarnated Forrest Gump maybe?
How the hell do you know that?

just stay calm dude


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: kodo on June 12, 2013, 05:20:08 PM
I'll resolve you from your sins for little amount of coins. Just PM me with your sins and send some BTC to address in my signature and i'll make sure u don't go to hell :)
Yeah sure
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YeSjyWaKKrY/T6Ro6rW9I2I/AAAAAAAAADY/7zKaEC0gCK0/s1600/herp-derp-W8bbc.jpg

LMAO i laughed so hard!


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: RodeoX on June 12, 2013, 05:26:00 PM
Can I get regular cleanings? I would not want to give up sinning totally. Some of the sins are among my favorite pastimes.
Also, can I still visit hell when I'm dead? I have a lot of friends that I assume are going to hell. The parties they will throw there are going to be epic. I really don't want to miss out.


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: mnghwa on June 12, 2013, 05:39:51 PM
Can I get regular cleanings? I would not want to give up sinning totally. Some of the sins are among my favorite pastimes.
Also, can I still visit hell when I'm dead? I have a lot of friends that I assume are going to hell. The parties they will throw there are going to be epic. I really don't want to miss out.

yes u can. if u give me enough coins i'll take them with me in visiting u in hell (and buy you a drink in there with coins).



Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: RodeoX on June 12, 2013, 06:02:49 PM
Can I get regular cleanings? I would not want to give up sinning totally. Some of the sins are among my favorite pastimes.
Also, can I still visit hell when I'm dead? I have a lot of friends that I assume are going to hell. The parties they will throw there are going to be epic. I really don't want to miss out.

yes u can. if u give me enough coins i'll take them with me in visiting u in hell (and buy you a drink in there with coins).


Bars in hell accept bitcoins! Sweet. And they say you cant take it with you. Perhaps I can use BTC to get across the river Styx also? Hmm.


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: mnghwa on June 12, 2013, 07:07:37 PM
Can I get regular cleanings? I would not want to give up sinning totally. Some of the sins are among my favorite pastimes.
Also, can I still visit hell when I'm dead? I have a lot of friends that I assume are going to hell. The parties they will throw there are going to be epic. I really don't want to miss out.

yes u can. if u give me enough coins i'll take them with me in visiting u in hell (and buy you a drink in there with coins).


Bars in hell accept bitcoins! Sweet. And they say you cant take it with you. Perhaps I can use BTC to get across the river Styx also? Hmm.

hmmm...i donno. i'm here just to resolve you from your sins. Repent sinner! Judgment day is near :)


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: Matthew N. Wright on June 12, 2013, 07:09:54 PM
Absolve.


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: TomUnderSea on June 12, 2013, 07:11:57 PM
Can I get regular cleanings? I would not want to give up sinning totally. Some of the sins are among my favorite pastimes.
Also, can I still visit hell when I'm dead? I have a lot of friends that I assume are going to hell. The parties they will throw there are going to be epic. I really don't want to miss out.

yes u can. if u give me enough coins i'll take them with me in visiting u in hell (and buy you a drink in there with coins).


Bars in hell accept bitcoins! Sweet. And they say you cant take it with you. Perhaps I can use BTC to get across the river Styx also? Hmm.

hmmm...i donno. i'm here just to resolve you from your sins. Repent sinner! Judgment day is near :)

I'll do you one better.

I will ABSOLVE you of your sins.

Please send your tax free contributions to this local branch of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to the address below.



Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: foggyb on June 12, 2013, 07:12:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGQDkCi-OIY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGQDkCi-OIY)


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: jackjack on June 12, 2013, 08:28:29 PM
Can I get regular cleanings? I would not want to give up sinning totally. Some of the sins are among my favorite pastimes.
Also, can I still visit hell when I'm dead? I have a lot of friends that I assume are going to hell. The parties they will throw there are going to be epic. I really don't want to miss out.

yes u can. if u give me enough coins i'll take them with me in visiting u in hell (and buy you a drink in there with coins).


Bars in hell accept bitcoins! Sweet. And they say you cant take it with you. Perhaps I can use BTC to get across the river Styx also? Hmm.

hmmm...i donno. i'm here just to resolve you from your sins. Repent sinner! Judgment day is near :)

I'll do you one better.

I will ABSOLVE you of your sins.

Please send your tax free contributions to this local branch of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to the address below.
Don't dare steal the Flying Spaghetti Monster's money!

The true address is 1F1yingSpaghettiMonsterFSMTYAStJ1A


Title: Re: Remission of sins
Post by: mnghwa on June 12, 2013, 09:50:17 PM
Absolve.

i'm not authorised to absolve from sins, but resolving, can do. not sure why, but it's like that. i hope u get the point :)