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Title: Good things to say at an interview for mcdonalds?
Post by: siennamar on June 28, 2013, 01:53:40 PM
Just please tell me what I should say to get the job.


Title: Re: Good things to say at an interview for mcdonalds?
Post by: greyhawk on June 28, 2013, 02:09:48 PM
You're interviewing at McDonalds. You'll get by with "Ouch, thing hot thing." and "Urgor want meat."


Title: Re: Good things to say at an interview for mcdonalds?
Post by: mprep on June 28, 2013, 02:16:24 PM
You're interviewing at McDonalds. You'll get by with "Ouch, thing hot thing." and "Urgor want meat."
Yeah, as long as you can stand straight, you'll get through fine.


Title: Re: Good things to say at an interview for mcdonalds?
Post by: Remember remember the 5th of November on June 28, 2013, 02:31:18 PM
If you tell them you don't like sports, they will definitely take you.


Title: Re: Good things to say at an interview for mcdonalds?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on June 28, 2013, 06:57:33 PM
Just please tell me what I should say to get the job.

What next?

I used a racial slur while clocked in. Just please tell me what I should say to keep my job during tomorrow's inquisition.


Title: Re: Good things to say at an interview for mcdonalds?
Post by: acs26 on June 28, 2013, 07:00:33 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNvBppvxij7QXZfV9JJu-0dfi_F-LtME78zVZXpo9sRLYQBFhC

(I hate the over-usage of 'swag', however this is the process.)


Title: Re: Good things to say at an interview for mcdonalds?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on June 28, 2013, 07:03:26 PM

THIS! The more metal protruding from your skull the better. Don't forget to don't bath and speak in a some foreign tongue.

Once hired, fake a fall and collect a paycheck for the rest of your life.


Title: Re: Good things to say at an interview for mcdonalds?
Post by: mprep on June 28, 2013, 07:04:50 PM

THIS! The more metal protruding from your skull the better. Don't forget to don't bath and speak in a some foreign tongue.

Once hired, fake a fall and collect a paycheck for the rest of your life.
And that's enough to set you for life. Why don't all those bank robbers simply do this? :D


Title: Re: Good things to say at an interview for mcdonalds?
Post by: Wardrick on June 28, 2013, 08:04:03 PM
Tell them you worked long hours as an indentured servant for 3 years.


Title: Re: Good things to say at an interview for mcdonalds?
Post by: RoadToHell on June 28, 2013, 08:21:13 PM
"Our family doesn't really talk about this, but in the spirit of full disclosure I need to mention it.  The Hamburglar is my uncle.  (On my dad's side of course)  I don't have any idea of his where-abouts.  Of course I would contact the authorities right away if I did."