Good things to say at an interview for mcdonalds?

[siennamar]

Just please tell me what I should say to get the job.

[greyhawk]

You're interviewing at McDonalds. You'll get by with "Ouch, thing hot thing." and "Urgor want meat."

[mprep]

You're interviewing at McDonalds. You'll get by with "Ouch, thing hot thing." and "Urgor want meat."

Yeah, as long as you can stand straight, you'll get through fine.

[Remember remember the 5th of November]

If you tell them you don't like sports, they will definitely take you.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Just please tell me what I should say to get the job.

What next?

I used a racial slur while clocked in. Just please tell me what I should say to keep my job during tomorrow's inquisition.

[acs26]

(I hate the over-usage of 'swag', however this is the process.)

[Phinnaeus Gage]

THIS! The more metal protruding from your skull the better. Don't forget to don't bath and speak in a some foreign tongue.

Once hired, fake a fall and collect a paycheck for the rest of your life.

[mprep]

THIS! The more metal protruding from your skull the better. Don't forget to don't bath and speak in a some foreign tongue.

Once hired, fake a fall and collect a paycheck for the rest of your life.

And that's enough to set you for life. Why don't all those bank robbers simply do this?

[Wardrick]

Tell them you worked long hours as an indentured servant for 3 years.

[RoadToHell]

"Our family doesn't really talk about this, but in the spirit of full disclosure I need to mention it.  The Hamburglar is my uncle.  (On my dad's side of course)  I don't have any idea of his where-abouts.  Of course I would contact the authorities right away if I did."