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Update: Airdrop campaign now live: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3305919.0. This'll help guarantee a full downline for early Ponziarians who Seed.

Update: See https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3279318.msg34305259#msg34305259 to read how we're incentivizing the first 13 folks who Seed Church of the Ponzion Mind.


Please note: This endeavor is NOT satire or the likes thereof. Any humor encountered within is merely an extension of my personality.



Introduction:

The crypto community was sadden with the demise of BitConnect and most every other lending program-cum-Ponzi scheme clone with the exception of those opting to not partake in what's deemed snake oil-esque shenanigans. But good news is on the horizon for those who believe.

Excerpt from The Miracle of Seed Faith (https://www.amazon.com/Miracle-Seed-Faith-Oral-Roberts/dp/0800782992):


The Method:

Introducing Church of the Ponzion Mind, a newly sanctioned NRM (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_religious_movement) cyberchurch catering to devotees of all faiths who conjointly embrace the sweet smell of success like flies attracted to a fresh steamy pile of horse shit that Ponzis are infamously known to offer.

Our mission is to accept, embody, demonstrate and declare love for all people regardless of their religious affiliation (past or present) while providing a platform for crypto enthusiasts desiring to Seed within their means.

Parishioners of Church of the Ponzion Mind are recognized as Ponziarians, each planting a Seed of faith of at least U$100, whereupon they're gifted equal-in-value CPM to either sacrifice, trade or hodl, Harvesting a minimum 0.5247% interest compounded daily if the latter. Unlike former lending programs, Ponziarians have full control of their CPM coins.

Elgo: ERC20
Token: CPM
Total Supply: 52,475,247
[Fixed] Price Per CPM: U$0.5247

Inspiration:


Initial inspiration: https://futurism.com/bitcoin-cult-church-brooklyn/.

First proposed/iteration: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1681719.msg33822571#msg33822571.

Televangelists: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg (17,667,259 views and counting), cementing the legality of Church of the Ponzion Mind. Can churches accept Seed funding regardless what they opt to call said practice? Yes. Can churches reward those who Seed according to some formula, disclosed (as in our case) or not? Yes.

Perhaps a page in our Hymnal ...


Hierarchy, Faith Seeding & Harvest:

• Witness: Sow U$100
  
  • 0.5247% int. comp. daily: 1st Harvest 133 days; 2nd Harvest 210 days; 3rd Harvest 265 days
• Elder: Sow U$500
  
  • 1.0494% int. comp. daily: 1st Harvest 67 days; 2nd Harvest 106 days; 3rd Harvest 133 days
• Minister: Sow U$1,000
  
  • 1.5741% int. comp. daily: 1st Harvest 45 days; 2nd Harvest 71 days; 3rd Harvest 89 days
• Bishop: Sow U$5,000
  
  • 2.0988% int. comp. daily: 1st Harvest 34 days; 2nd Harvest 53 days; 3rd Harvest 67 days
• Cardinal: Sow U$10,000
  
  • 2.6235% int. comp. daily: 1st Harvest 27 days; 2nd Harvest 43 days; 3rd Harvest 54 days

All Seed amounts are fixed but you're encouraged to sow additional Seeds, for the more you sow, the more you'll reap.

Refferal Program - 3X4 Forced Matric:

As new Ponziarians enter the fold, they'll be added to the downline, whereupon additional payouts will be doled to former Ponziarians according to the following schedule:

• 1st Tier (3 Ponziarians): 10%
• 2nd Tier (9 Ponziarians): 7%
• 3rd Tier (27 Ponziarians): 4%
• 4th Tier (81 Ponziarians): 1%

Thus, Ponziarians will reap no less than U$282 based on if all the 120 devotees below them Seed the minimum U$100; more if any Seed U$500, U$1,000, U$5,000 or U$10,000, not to mention subsequent Seeds sowed, mostly at U$100.

Remittance will be in four payments as each tier is filled, paid in BTC, BCH or ETH, i.e. if all Seed U$100: U$30; U$63; U$108; U$81 (respectively). Yes, you can opt to Seed your downline rewards for a more bountiful Harvest.

Ponziarians can request that their subsequent Seeds be place in the 1st Tier directly below them, in essence enjoying a 10% discount on those Seeds. Such placements will be timestamped accordingly for Harvest rewards. The aforementioned practice is NOT recommended as we approach one million Ponziarians.

Participation:

CMP are rewarded in Seed lots of U$100 up to U$10,000 (see Hierarchy, Faith Seeding & Harvest: above) at the fixed rate of U$0.5247 per, equating to 191 CPM for U$100.


The first person to Seed U$100 via ETH will not only receive 191 CPM (100/0.5247 = 190.58509625) but will be able to redeem them 191 CPM for U$100+ in BTC, BCH or ETH in 16 days, 8+ times quicker than the calculated 133 days for the earliest Harvest date in achieving an ROI when compounding 0.5247% interest daily according to THIS SITE (http://www.dailycalculators.com/compound-interest-calculator). Plus, you'll be at the very top of the referral matrix, guaranteeing you the first [minimum] U$282 payout in short order.

Bonuses:

Excluding the first Ponziarian mentioned in Participation: above, bonuses for founding Ponziarians are as follows:

• #1 - 13 Ponziarians: Harvests are reaped 4 times quicker and referral rewards are tripled
• #14 - 121 Ponziarians: Harvests are reaped 2 times quicker and referral rewards are doubled
• #122 - 1,093 Ponziarians: Harvests are reaped 1.5 times quicker and referral rewards are 1.5X

See Lucky 13: below FAQ: regarding an additional bonus for the first 13 Ponziarians.

FAQ:

Q. Are there plans for a physical building for Church of the Ponzion Mind?
A. Yes, preferably a historic vacant church in the country with acreage.

Q. Is there an ICO in the works?
A. No, albeit Initial Church Offering rolls off the tongue nicely and could've easily been marketed as such. Bonuses for early Ponziarians who Seed (see Bonuses: above) will quasi-act as an ICO.

Q. What happens once participation becomes lackluster? Do you have an exit scam strategy?
A. No need for an exit strategy. We'll simply reboot where the last 10% who've Seeded will be first in line to be at the top of the modified model followed by the previous 10%, continuing all the way up to the top 10% who first Seeded - enjoying Harvests - prior to allowing new Ponziarians into the fold in perpetuating the scheme. See Lucky 13: below for further considerations.

Q. Where's your fuckin website?
A. Forthcoming, dude, and watch your language in case children are present.

Q. What state or country do you plan on having your charter in?
A. Would it shock you if it were the US? That's the plan, bud, including registering with the IRS as an NPO (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NPO).

Q. Will CPM be available to trade on exchanges?
A. Yes, on as many as possible including featured on CMC (https://coinmarketcap.com/). Regardless of the exchange rates on the various crypto exchanges, ALL CPM in our control will be offered at the fixed rate of U$0.5247 each.

Q. Will somebody on staff at Church of the Ponzion Mind pray for a Harvest of my Seed?
A. We believe that it's best for you to pray for your desired outcome since your voice would be louder than any of ours.

Q. Is it true that the person who founded Church of the Ponzion Mind is User of the Year on this (BitcoinTalk) forum?
A. Yes, so if you're looking to Seed a venture whose principals are unknown, then don't waste any further time on this thread.

Lucky 13:

The first 13 Ponziarians who Seed will be able to jump queue during any and all future Ponzis directly after the first round of the bottom 10% Ponziarians of the previous Ponzi had an opportunity to enroll first. See FAQ 3 above if not versed, asking questions if this concept or any others are unclear.

Scripture of the day:


Bruno aka Ponziarch Fiddy V (V as in 5th opposed to I, II, etc.)

Projected garb of choice when officiating ...

Reserved for future content.

Good Sir. Having some pertinent quetsion.

When Biance?
Is regulation by Pope or Archimandrake?

reserve Martian and Clingon translations.

Most impotent question to posit to you: when Rambo? ( https://www.instagram.com/p/BhUZFgvDuY_/ )

Now an interesting tidbit: https://funbible.blogspot.com/ ...

Good evening sir,

oMg h0w tO jOin da b0unty camp4ign?!!1!

Nice project and I wish you luck sir.

No bounties yet, bud, but stay tuned.

Meanwhile, enjoy the view from the potential Church of the Ponzion Mind headquarters ...


All Ponziarians will be welcome to stay overnight free of charge at our B&B&B (Bed & Breakfast & Bud) on a FCFS basis.

<in re bud, personally I don't partake>

To further incentivize initial Ponziarians, the first person who Seeds U$100 via ETH to Church of the Ponzion Mind will be gifted 1,000 CPM and the next 12 folks Seeding U$100 will receive 525 (524.7 round up) CPM. ALL others after them will receive 191 CPM for their U$100 Seed at the exchange rate of 0.5247 per CPM.

The first person joining the fold as a Ponziarian will also quickly receive no less than U$93 via BTC, BCH or ETH once 12 others Seed no less than U$100, of which the first three will receive U$10 via the aforementioned cryptos.

See Refferal Program - 3X4 Forced Matric: in the OP if not up to speed on how the above was calculated, as well as reviewing our entire program.

Seed via this ETH wallet address: 0x281d01cFa50E95ca56ff8298167e1144C52A5967 (BTC and BCH addys forthcoming).

Bruno aka Ponziarch Fiddy V

Nice project...

Good term memenrs...

Very too nice Englisj...

I want be part of Bounty Translations...

The project appears to be a light in the dark tunnel whence all BCC fans have taken refuge.


When Lambo?

When Moon?

When Mars?

When Jupiter?

When Saturn?

When UrAnus?

 ;D ;D

When you Seed U$100? You be first on list. You benefit much. Such WoW! Don't walk ... RUN!

Precedence ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Church_of_Cannabis


Ergo, if a church can practice the partaking of herbs and be tax exempted, then Church of the Ponzion Mind, too, where its members - Ponziarians - willingly partake in Ponzis via Seeds of Faith, can exist within the laws.

when asics?  ::)   ha

Following this future (best) project of 2018 :)

Hey, if BitConnect could make it so can Church of the Ponzion Mind where all Ponziarians who sow a Seed of Faith know exactly what they're getting into as they pray for a bountiful Harvest. And unlike with Bitconnect, you know exactly who the founder is.

That said, take a leap of faith, bud, and be the first to Seed before somebody else beats you to the punch.

Bumped to announce our new thread depicting the acceptance of ALL cryptos regardless if considered shitcoins --> https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3297463.0.

Our baptistry ...


... if we're lucky enough to purchase The Lodge at Blue Springs to act as our church. Listing: http://www.luxuryportfolio.com/Property/hamilton-properties-the-lodge-at-blue-springs/UXKC.

Four U.S. Presidents have stayed at The Lodge since its construction. Franklin D. Roosevelt spent more than 100 nights on the property.

The property comes complete with 127 acres which includes a well stocked private 17 acre lake.


All Ponziarians would be welcome to stay overnight once a year at no cost to them on a FC-FS basis where the oldest Ponziarians have first choice in locking in their preferred visit date. Based on availability, additional nights will be available at nominal rates.

Here's one of the suites ...

Much interesting project I'm reading  in your storie abot sir.
Sound really a butiful investment to be, clean whitepaper, pictures reliving the throat about a butfull idea sir, please.

My interest is in bounty Sir, so let us know if my brother and sister and cousin and the sick dog we have to send to the vet can make an account on botcoin and start helping your great proiect sir, please sir.

Thanks, bud. I do have a bounty available for ONLY you and your sick dog. It pays a thousand dollars in BTC and it simply consists of seeking any grammatical errors in our white paper. Oh, and I almost forgot, you must first Seed U$100 to Church of the Ponzion Mind prior to participating in this bounty.

Check out our Airdrop campaign: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3305919.0.

Don't you guys have any Official Site?

As mentioned in the OP, not yet, bud, but forthcoming.

Sorry, can't see it from the tree in the top of stakeminers' great tower :'(

holeillness pic there buddy & airdrop of apples yam yammy :P & pick cyberpinoy as a potential bounty manager ::)
(since i am 100% trolling, feel free to delete my shitpost)

Friendly troll posts are allowed, bud.

fans or fanboys?  :-D

~  when airdrop ? weeeeee

The first crypto airdrop from heaven is now in progress --> https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3305919.0.

ETH addresses are clearly against the official Bitcoin Torah!!! :\  ~ how could you?

Good evening sir,
omg how to join  bounty campaign?!!1!

Nice project and I wish you luck sir.

The bounty campaign was closed with just 30 participants, i was late. All you need to do is tweet by his prayer one per day, during 20 days  ;D
No lambo  :-[

The Airdrop is still going on with over 100 participants --> https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3305919.0.

Interested in initial church offering ⛪

Great, you'll be at the top of matrix, reaping a handsome Harvest as outlined in the OP, but best hurry before somebody else snatches up the coveted position.

Expanding upon the following, sourced verbatim from the OP: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3279318.msg34187883#msg34187883 ...


Here's where sowing a Seed of Faith is taken to whole new level. Among late Seeders, astute Ponziarians will no doubt Seed anew toward what they deem to be the end-is-nigh cycle of each and every Ponzi scheme Seeding round advanced by Church of the Ponzion Mind, thus positioning themselves to be part of the last 10% who participated, whereupon they'll be guaranteed placement at the top of the subsequent Seeding round, riding a new wave to a bountiful Harvest.

If you're thinking that this is akin to a "perpetual Ponzi", we suggest you quit studying and just take the test in seeing if you qualify to be a member of MENSA. Our guess is that you'll pass with flying Spaghetti Monster colors.

Also, all Ponziarians will be legal part owners of any property which Church of the Ponzion Mind calls its headquarters, shares directly proportional to Seeding amount. Current prospects include The Lodge at Blue Springs (http://www.luxuryportfolio.com/Property/hamilton-properties-the-lodge-at-blue-springs/UXKC) and Tarva Plantation (http://www.plantationservicesinc.com/property-detail.cfm?property=177), either of which would be open to ALL Ponziarians as a B&B free of charge based on availability (limited stays apply with additional nights offered at a nominal rate).

Bruno aka Ponziarch Fiddy V

Why does the OP keep saying that this is not a joke, when it clearly is a joke/ponzi  ???

Members of Flat-Earth religion don't consider their belief a joke and either do/will Ponziarians embracing sowing a Seed of Faith. In that same vein, followers of Bitcoin/Crypto could be considered a cult.

Church of the Ponzion Mind simply provides a bona fide platform for like-minded believers to continue practicing their faith.

So you are admittedly running this known ponzi for those poor souls that have "faith" in ponzis?

If it's a joke, it's could be misleading and people could get hurt (economically)  >:(

ponzi faucet when? :-D weee

What ETH exchange rate is considered current or average?

Yes, Church of the Ponzion Mind is ADMITTEDLY running Ponzi(s) (plural).

Further, it's NOT A JOKE, ergo not misleading nor anybody will be financially harmed. Besides, we're only talkin' 'bout sowing a Seed of Faith for U$100, an amount that shouldn't put anybody into economical stress.

See how easy it is be forthcoming unlike ALL them lending programs aka [disguised] Ponzis that came before us?

A wise man once said, "A Ponzi requires full belief." (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3279318.msg36066494#msg36066494)


Interesting concept, bud. Give us time to put further thought into the possibility.

Okay, I gave it LITERALLY 10 seconds of though and devised a plan. Faucets could be provided by Ponziarians - those who sow a Seed of Faith - where they're given CPM equaling the amount given when they Seed for the sole purpose of freely doling them out akin to how the sMerit thingy works. Once depleted, the Ponziarian is allocated a new batch of faucet CPM, double the first batch. This process is repeated one more time, receiving four times CPM for faucet purposes.

How do you like them apples?

Now, who wants to be the very first Ponziarian to sow a Seed of Faith for U$100? Bountiful Harvests awaits those who get in early.


Bruno aka Ponziarch Fiddy V

i am also applying :DDD

holy water faucet when ?  ::)  meh