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Title: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: jarhed on November 14, 2013, 12:01:23 PM And it just so happens she's unable to access her private keys because we're in a internet dead-zone.
How would I know for sure? Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: Kluge on November 14, 2013, 12:03:55 PM She'd sign a message which could be verified against one of the many copies of Satoshi's PGP pubkey floating around.
Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: jarhed on November 14, 2013, 12:07:25 PM She'd sign one of the many copies of Satoshi's PGP pubkey floating about. We're in the internet dead-zone. Remember Ironman? Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: lucaspm98 on November 14, 2013, 12:08:22 PM Dont take any risks, kidnap her and take her to the nearest internet zone. Then buy her a coffee, ask for her story, and ask for a few thousand bitcoins ;D
Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: Kluge on November 14, 2013, 12:24:44 PM She'd sign one of the many copies of Satoshi's PGP pubkey floating about. We're in the internet dead-zone. Remember Ironman? (and no, what the Hell is Ironman? That hair band song?) https://bitcointalk.org/useravatars/avatar_11671.png ETA: I guess if that fails... tits or gtfo? https://i.imgur.com/9UxP3UE.jpg Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: whitemage on November 14, 2013, 12:31:55 PM U must be dreaming and u need to wake up.
Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: SemiMolten on November 14, 2013, 12:35:18 PM Just kidnap her and bring her to a internet zone and claim some bitcoins ;)
Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: jarhed on November 14, 2013, 01:46:45 PM (and no, what the Hell is Ironman? That hair band song?) Ironman, the movie. U must be dreaming and u need to wake up. Usually have to die in a dream to wake up. Naw, besides, she's really hot. Just kidnap her and bring her to a internet zone and claim some bitcoins ;) Seriously, kidnap? Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: davout on November 14, 2013, 01:48:37 PM And it just so happens she's unable to access her private keys because we're in a internet dead-zone. How would I know for sure? Do her. Sort the rest out when you get coverage. Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: pedrog on November 14, 2013, 02:44:22 PM Yeah, not gonna happen.
Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: Kiki112 on November 14, 2013, 03:01:52 PM Dont take any risks, kidnap her and take her to the nearest internet zone. Then buy her a coffee, ask for her story, and ask for a few thousand bitcoins ;D and if she's good-looking take her to your place :D Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: Corenin on November 14, 2013, 03:29:32 PM Its fake unless she have big OO
Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on November 14, 2013, 03:33:59 PM I like how just because he refers to her as a girl Bitcoiners immediate reaction is to kidnap her.
Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: mrhelpful on November 14, 2013, 04:44:21 PM Dont take any risks, kidnap her and take her to the nearest internet zone. Then buy her a coffee, ask for her story, and ask for a few thousand bitcoins ;D and if she's good-looking take her to your place :D Yes, this is the right pervy plan. lol. Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: Ecurb123 on November 14, 2013, 05:16:50 PM And it just so happens she's unable to access her private keys because we're in a internet dead-zone. How would I know for sure? At that time you would not know for sure, but it someone says they are someone and you have no reason to not believe it, then why not go with it. Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: BitcoinBarrel on November 15, 2013, 12:38:29 AM Is she a Japanese man?
Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: Thenen on November 15, 2013, 01:31:36 AM You can ask her who is Satoshi Nakamoto?
Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: MilesJohan on November 15, 2013, 02:50:20 AM Trust her if she is hot.
Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: MicroGuy on November 15, 2013, 03:01:03 AM And it just so happens she's unable to access her private keys because we're in a internet dead-zone. How would I know for sure? Ask her if she's from the future. Then pick something random from these facts to see if she's legit: Actually, Satoshi is a robot sent from the future to stop the largest currency crisis in the history of mankind, and the nuclear war that followed the political chaos caused by it. His name comes from joined names of Japanese corporations who created him, Samsung-Toshiba-Nakamichi-Motorola. in 2075, these corporations formed a single huge megacorporation, in joined effort to perfect time travel technology. After they successfully conducted first tests of Future-Vision Hyperdimensional Matrix™ in 2075, and got a glimpse 9 years into the future (2085), they saw the earth being destroyed by a nuclear disaster which was result of war caused by terrible worldwide economical crisis. They were devastated by the things they saw, and they completely commited all of their funds to developing time travel technology & building an intelligent robot which they can send into the past. That was necessary because a glitch in the Time Vortex Plasma-Based Bipulsary Manipulator™ caused any organic matter to be damaged when travelling through the vortex. They created first working prototype of S.A.T.O.S.H.I. in 2083. Fortunately for us, in January 2084 a stable backward-aligned temporal vortex was created and Satoshi was successfully transported to set coordinates in the past. And here we go, creating a better future for the mankind. Title: Re: Post by: iCEBREAKER on November 15, 2013, 03:02:07 AM Title: Re: Post by: Undefeatable on November 15, 2013, 04:12:36 AM She might be infested with some parasites.... Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: MilesJohan on November 15, 2013, 04:54:20 AM She must be then, you have to trust her...
Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: SemiMolten on November 15, 2013, 06:28:58 AM Just kidnap her and bring her to a internet zone and claim some bitcoins ;) Seriously, kidnap? Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: MarketTime on November 15, 2013, 10:03:30 AM Just ignore her
Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: hieroglyph on November 16, 2013, 01:04:52 AM Obviously you would have to hire a private investigator to learn more about her past. Then when you feel her story was probable you contact me right away and setup a blind date so I can get her drunk take her to Vegas marry her and make babies duh!
Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: Johanna on November 16, 2013, 03:57:17 AM Seriously, who cares about Satoshi Nakamoto..
Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: Feneusens on November 16, 2013, 08:00:24 AM Is Satoshi Nakamoto still alive?
Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: Rupture on November 17, 2013, 06:36:01 AM Wait for 6 confirmations
Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on November 17, 2013, 06:45:46 AM Test, to see if she's lyin': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fzrE8lGJds
Title: Re: What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto? Post by: whitemage on November 17, 2013, 10:49:26 AM Did you just change your sex?
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