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And it just so happens she's unable to access her private keys because we're in a internet dead-zone.
How would I know for sure?
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Kluge
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November 14, 2013, 12:03:55 PM |
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She'd sign a message which could be verified against one of the many copies of Satoshi's PGP pubkey floating around.
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November 14, 2013, 12:07:25 PM |
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She'd sign one of the many copies of Satoshi's PGP pubkey floating about.
We're in the internet dead-zone. Remember Ironman? |
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November 14, 2013, 12:08:22 PM |
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Dont take any risks, kidnap her and take her to the nearest internet zone. Then buy her a coffee, ask for her story, and ask for a few thousand bitcoins  |
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Kluge
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November 14, 2013, 12:24:44 PM |
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She'd sign one of the many copies of Satoshi's PGP pubkey floating about.
We're in the internet dead-zone. Remember Ironman?  You don't need an Internet connection to use PGP/GPG (by the way, absolute worst name acronyms ever -- I can never remember which is which). Any true Bitcoiner has at least 10 copies of Satoshi's .asc hidden around the house (and at least one on their mobile device!). (and no, what the Hell is Ironman? That hair band song?)  ETA: I guess if that fails... tits or gtfo?  |
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November 14, 2013, 12:31:55 PM |
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U must be dreaming and u need to wake up.
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November 14, 2013, 12:35:18 PM |
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Just kidnap her and bring her to a internet zone and claim some bitcoins  |
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November 14, 2013, 01:46:45 PM |
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(and no, what the Hell is Ironman? That hair band song?)
Ironman, the movie. U must be dreaming and u need to wake up.
Usually have to die in a dream to wake up. Naw, besides, she's really hot. Just kidnap her and bring her to a internet zone and claim some bitcoins Seriously, kidnap? |
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November 14, 2013, 01:48:37 PM |
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And it just so happens she's unable to access her private keys because we're in a internet dead-zone.
How would I know for sure?
Do her. Sort the rest out when you get coverage. |
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November 14, 2013, 02:44:22 PM |
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Yeah, not gonna happen.
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November 14, 2013, 03:01:52 PM |
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Dont take any risks, kidnap her and take her to the nearest internet zone. Then buy her a coffee, ask for her story, and ask for a few thousand bitcoins and if she's good-looking take her to your place  |
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November 14, 2013, 03:29:32 PM |
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Its fake unless she have big OO
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November 14, 2013, 03:33:59 PM |
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I like how just because he refers to her as a girl Bitcoiners immediate reaction is to kidnap her.
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November 14, 2013, 04:44:21 PM |
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Dont take any risks, kidnap her and take her to the nearest internet zone. Then buy her a coffee, ask for her story, and ask for a few thousand bitcoins and if she's good-looking take her to your place Yes, this is the right pervy plan. lol. |
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November 14, 2013, 05:16:50 PM |
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And it just so happens she's unable to access her private keys because we're in a internet dead-zone.
How would I know for sure?
At that time you would not know for sure, but it someone says they are someone and you have no reason to not believe it, then why not go with it. |
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November 15, 2013, 12:38:29 AM |
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Is she a Japanese man?
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November 15, 2013, 01:31:36 AM |
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You can ask her who is Satoshi Nakamoto?
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November 15, 2013, 02:50:20 AM |
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Trust her if she is hot.
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November 15, 2013, 03:01:03 AM |
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And it just so happens she's unable to access her private keys because we're in a internet dead-zone.
How would I know for sure?
Ask her if she's from the future. Then pick something random from these facts to see if she's legit: Actually, Satoshi is a robot sent from the future to stop the largest currency crisis in the history of mankind, and the nuclear war that followed the political chaos caused by it.
His name comes from joined names of Japanese corporations who created him, Samsung-Toshiba-Nakamichi-Motorola.
in 2075, these corporations formed a single huge megacorporation, in joined effort to perfect time travel technology.
After they successfully conducted first tests of Future-Vision Hyperdimensional Matrix™ in 2075, and got a glimpse 9 years into the future (2085), they saw the earth being destroyed by a nuclear disaster which was result of war caused by terrible worldwide economical crisis. They were devastated by the things they saw, and they completely commited all of their funds to developing time travel technology & building an intelligent robot which they can send into the past. That was necessary because a glitch in the Time Vortex Plasma-Based Bipulsary Manipulator™ caused any organic matter to be damaged when travelling through the vortex.
They created first working prototype of S.A.T.O.S.H.I. in 2083. Fortunately for us, in January 2084 a stable backward-aligned temporal vortex was created and Satoshi was successfully transported to set coordinates in the past.
And here we go, creating a better future for the mankind.
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November 15, 2013, 03:02:07 AM |
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What if a girl walks up to me claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto?
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