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Title: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 16, 2013, 03:58:46 PM
Yesterday morning I stopped at a cafe, oppose to the dinky service station available at that exit, for a cup of coffee for the road and to take a shit (apologies to the non-coffee drinkers  ::)). I asked the pretty petite girl donning the usual metal, once only saved for earlobes, if they took Bitcoin. She replied no, but said she heard about it when I asked her. Then I told her who I was. Come to find out, she has visited BitcoinTalk, and her sister is a big Bitcoin fan, of which is probably a member here. She asked for my autograph, of which is going to be given to her sister as a Christmas present, having to now no longer worrying about what to give her.

Soon, I'll be able to charge $400K USD for speaking fees, along with charging 1 BTC for lap dances at bridal showers. I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now ever since Bitcoin started to enter the mainstream. I don't know what my future agent will be charging for commercials, but the first one I'll do free minus expenses since I'm a nice guy.

I look forward to the girl that received my autograph as a Christmas present to post here and state how happy she was/is.

~TMIBTCITW


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: DTYJ on December 16, 2013, 04:03:53 PM
She's selling your autograph at ebay.


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: gamybtc on December 16, 2013, 04:04:57 PM
Lol, may be she is more talented in using your autograph :).

Hope, she will message here where did she sold.


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: hilariousandco on December 16, 2013, 04:16:31 PM
I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now

Were you wearing the tutu on those occasions?


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 16, 2013, 04:20:48 PM
I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now

Were you wearing the tutu on those occasions?

No. Normal clothes... Let me rephrase that.


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: EvilPanda on December 16, 2013, 04:25:35 PM
How does it feel to be a celebrity? Watch out for paparazzis!


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: BitcoinBarrel on December 16, 2013, 04:35:24 PM
Wowee you must be the coolest person evar!  :o


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: Patel on December 16, 2013, 04:56:03 PM
Who are you? You famous or something? 


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: hilariousandco on December 16, 2013, 04:59:27 PM
I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now

Were you wearing the tutu on those occasions?

No. Normal clothes... Let me rephrase that.

Was you wearing the beard?


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: zubelutte on December 16, 2013, 05:28:36 PM
I asked the pretty petite girl donning the usual metal, once only saved for earlobes, if they took Bitcoin.

Nice job, but telling who you are on bitcointalk is bit cocky.


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: yntro on December 16, 2013, 06:00:15 PM
Should i know you ? are you famous ? if you are send me your autograph :D


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: ReBoRn on December 16, 2013, 07:48:56 PM
Should i know you ? are you famous ? if you are send me your autograph :D
now you are most famous person of this community and we all need your autograph here just something for this we also want to celebrate Christmas with your autograph  ;D


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: BitcoinFr34k on December 16, 2013, 08:53:59 PM
I want your autograph too :P


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: hilariousandco on December 16, 2013, 08:57:37 PM
I want your autograph too :P

Maybe Phinnaeus could sell them for charity. Signed pictures of the Tutu shot  :D.


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: ajax3592 on December 16, 2013, 09:03:29 PM
Will be very exciting to see that actual girl replying to this thread  ;D


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: DodoB on December 16, 2013, 09:04:39 PM
According to wikipedia you died in 1860. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

This is getting weirder and weirder


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: hilariousandco on December 16, 2013, 09:07:57 PM
According to wikipedia you died in 1860. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

This is getting weirder and weirder

"Phineas P. Gage (1823–1860) was an American railroad construction foreman remembered for his improbable[C] survival of an accident in which a large iron rod was driven completely through his head, destroying much of his brain's left frontal lobe, and for that injury's reported effects on his personality and behavior over the remaining 12 years of his life, effects so profound that (for a time at least) friends saw him as "no longer Gage."

Hahahahahah. Hilarious etc.


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 17, 2013, 08:34:50 PM
According to wikipedia you died in 1860. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

This is getting weirder and weirder

"Phineas P. Gage (1823–1860) was an American railroad construction foreman remembered for his improbable[C] survival of an accident in which a large iron rod was driven completely through his head, destroying much of his brain's left frontal lobe, and for that injury's reported effects on his personality and behavior over the remaining 12 years of his life, effects so profound that (for a time at least) friends saw him as "no longer Gage."

Hahahahahah. Hilarious etc.

Note to self: hilariousandco dox's the dead.  :'(

Who are you? You famous or something? 

My second (and last) wife (divorce) was from India having the maiden name Patel.


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: BitcoinFr34k on December 17, 2013, 08:47:40 PM
I want your autograph too :P

Maybe Phinnaeus could sell them for charity. Signed pictures of the Tutu shot  :D.

A signed Tutu photo would be awesome. All income goes to Sean's Outpost?! :P


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 18, 2013, 01:29:36 AM
I want your autograph too :P

Maybe Phinnaeus could sell them for charity. Signed pictures of the Tutu shot  :D.

A signed Tutu photo would be awesome. All income goes to Sean's Outpost?! :P

I wonder how they would come out as 8x10 glossy. Also, I guess I could print a limited number and have them numbered, keeping the first pre-mined million for myself.  ;D


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: Bittzy78 on December 18, 2013, 02:27:20 AM
Yesterday morning I stopped at a cafe, oppose to the dinky service station available at that exit, for a cup of coffee for the road and to take a shit (apologies to the non-coffee drinkers  ::)). I asked the pretty petite girl donning the usual metal, once only saved for earlobes, if they took Bitcoin. She replied no, but said she heard about it when I asked her. Then I told her who I was. Come to find out, she has visited BitcoinTalk, and her sister is a big Bitcoin fan, of which is probably a member here. She asked for my autograph, of which is going to be given to her sister as a Christmas present, having to now no longer worrying about what to give her.

Soon, I'll be able to charge $400K USD for speaking fees, along with charging 1 BTC for lap dances at bridal showers. I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now ever since Bitcoin started to enter the mainstream. I don't know what my future agent will be charging for commercials, but the first one I'll do free minus expenses since I'm a nice guy.

I look forward to the girl that received my autograph as a Christmas present to post here and state how happy she was/is.

~TMIBTCITW

Did she also take a half eaten piece of your dinner roll and put it in a baggie for her?   :)


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: mrhelpful on December 18, 2013, 03:12:51 AM
Someones a celebrity  :o


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: Speaker on December 18, 2013, 03:29:38 AM
So you consider signing the bill as an autograph?


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: Rassah on December 18, 2013, 03:57:15 AM
I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now

Were you wearing the tutu on those occasions?

No. Normal clothes... Let me rephrase that.

Was you wearing the beard?

You got it backwards. I've seen Phinnaeus in person, and I know for a fact that he actually IS the beard. The rest of him just grows out of the beard, not the other way around.


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: SaltySpitoon on December 18, 2013, 04:15:35 AM
Yesterday morning I stopped at a cafe, oppose to the dinky service station available at that exit, for a cup of coffee for the road and to take a shit (apologies to the non-coffee drinkers  ::)). I asked the pretty petite girl donning the usual metal, once only saved for earlobes, if they took Bitcoin. She replied no, but said she heard about it when I asked her. Then I told her who I was. Come to find out, she has visited BitcoinTalk, and her sister is a big Bitcoin fan, of which is probably a member here. She asked for my autograph, of which is going to be given to her sister as a Christmas present, having to now no longer worrying about what to give her.

Soon, I'll be able to charge $400K USD for speaking fees, along with charging 1 BTC for lap dances at bridal showers. I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now ever since Bitcoin started to enter the mainstream. I don't know what my future agent will be charging for commercials, but the first one I'll do free minus expenses since I'm a nice guy.

I look forward to the girl that received my autograph as a Christmas present to post here and state how happy she was/is.

~TMIBTCITW

Let me know when you start offering those lapdances. I have many enemies and bitcoins.


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: drrussellshane on December 18, 2013, 05:01:35 AM
When I saw the thread title....




.... I knew who it was about.


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: beetcoin on December 18, 2013, 05:19:45 AM
next time sign it "kris kringle"


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: Hunterbunter on December 18, 2013, 05:27:02 AM
You should get started on your autobiography!


Title: Re: A waitress asked for my autograph.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 18, 2013, 06:13:07 AM
You should get started on your autobiography!

Phinnaeus Gage was a man whose pride in his Lithuanian ancestry coexisted easily with his conviction that the Bitcoiner was the whole truly superior being. <may or may not have been borrowed from elsewhere>