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December 16, 2013, 03:58:46 PM
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Yesterday morning I stopped at a cafe, oppose to the dinky service station available at that exit, for a cup of coffee for the road and to take a shit (apologies to the non-coffee drinkers  Roll Eyes). I asked the pretty petite girl donning the usual metal, once only saved for earlobes, if they took Bitcoin. She replied no, but said she heard about it when I asked her. Then I told her who I was. Come to find out, she has visited BitcoinTalk, and her sister is a big Bitcoin fan, of which is probably a member here. She asked for my autograph, of which is going to be given to her sister as a Christmas present, having to now no longer worrying about what to give her.

Soon, I'll be able to charge $400K USD for speaking fees, along with charging 1 BTC for lap dances at bridal showers. I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now ever since Bitcoin started to enter the mainstream. I don't know what my future agent will be charging for commercials, but the first one I'll do free minus expenses since I'm a nice guy.

I look forward to the girl that received my autograph as a Christmas present to post here and state how happy she was/is.

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December 16, 2013, 04:03:53 PM
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She's selling your autograph at ebay.
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December 16, 2013, 04:04:57 PM
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Lol, may be she is more talented in using your autograph Smiley.

Hope, she will message here where did she sold.

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December 16, 2013, 04:16:31 PM
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I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now

Were you wearing the tutu on those occasions?

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December 16, 2013, 04:20:48 PM
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I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now

Were you wearing the tutu on those occasions?

No. Normal clothes... Let me rephrase that.
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December 16, 2013, 04:25:35 PM
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How does it feel to be a celebrity? Watch out for paparazzis!

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December 16, 2013, 04:35:24 PM
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Wowee you must be the coolest person evar!  Shocked



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December 16, 2013, 04:56:03 PM
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Who are you? You famous or something? 
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December 16, 2013, 04:59:27 PM
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I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now

Were you wearing the tutu on those occasions?

No. Normal clothes... Let me rephrase that.

Was you wearing the beard?

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December 16, 2013, 05:28:36 PM
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I asked the pretty petite girl donning the usual metal, once only saved for earlobes, if they took Bitcoin.

Nice job, but telling who you are on bitcointalk is bit cocky.
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December 16, 2013, 06:00:15 PM
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Should i know you ? are you famous ? if you are send me your autograph Cheesy

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December 16, 2013, 07:48:56 PM
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Should i know you ? are you famous ? if you are send me your autograph Cheesy
now you are most famous person of this community and we all need your autograph here just something for this we also want to celebrate Christmas with your autograph  Grin

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December 16, 2013, 08:53:59 PM
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I want your autograph too Tongue
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December 16, 2013, 08:57:37 PM
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I want your autograph too Tongue

Maybe Phinnaeus could sell them for charity. Signed pictures of the Tutu shot  Cheesy.

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December 16, 2013, 09:03:29 PM
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Will be very exciting to see that actual girl replying to this thread  Grin

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December 16, 2013, 09:04:39 PM
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According to wikipedia you died in 1860. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

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According to wikipedia you died in 1860. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

This is getting weirder and weirder

"Phineas P. Gage (1823–1860) was an American railroad construction foreman remembered for his improbable[C] survival of an accident in which a large iron rod was driven completely through his head, destroying much of his brain's left frontal lobe, and for that injury's reported effects on his personality and behavior over the remaining 12 years of his life, effects so profound that (for a time at least) friends saw him as "no longer Gage."

Hahahahahah. Hilarious etc.

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December 17, 2013, 08:34:50 PM
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According to wikipedia you died in 1860. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

This is getting weirder and weirder

"Phineas P. Gage (1823–1860) was an American railroad construction foreman remembered for his improbable[C] survival of an accident in which a large iron rod was driven completely through his head, destroying much of his brain's left frontal lobe, and for that injury's reported effects on his personality and behavior over the remaining 12 years of his life, effects so profound that (for a time at least) friends saw him as "no longer Gage."

Hahahahahah. Hilarious etc.

Note to self: hilariousandco dox's the dead.  Cry

Who are you? You famous or something? 

My second (and last) wife (divorce) was from India having the maiden name Patel.
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December 17, 2013, 08:47:40 PM
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I want your autograph too Tongue

Maybe Phinnaeus could sell them for charity. Signed pictures of the Tutu shot  Cheesy.

A signed Tutu photo would be awesome. All income goes to Sean's Outpost?! Tongue
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December 18, 2013, 01:29:36 AM
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I want your autograph too Tongue

Maybe Phinnaeus could sell them for charity. Signed pictures of the Tutu shot  Cheesy.

A signed Tutu photo would be awesome. All income goes to Sean's Outpost?! Tongue

I wonder how they would come out as 8x10 glossy. Also, I guess I could print a limited number and have them numbered, keeping the first pre-mined million for myself.  Grin
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