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Only post in this thread if you're about to take a shit (or leave one), or are taking a shit (or, for that matter, don't give a shit).

~TMIBTCITW

Or just took a shit.

Reserved for some future shit.

does anyone else feel this way when wiping? no matter how hard you try, sometimes the results are just plain shitty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGCIGEUB32M

This happens when there's still a piece of shit hanging from your arsehole, and when you wipe, you're just dragging it across your arse without getting rid of it. What you need to do when that happens is grab the shit with the paper, and then you'll be able to wipe normally without using up the whole roll.

Great! Now everybody knows how to wipe their ass correctly, thus is turn less toilet paper will be sold worldwide. People will now be laid off and won't be able to afford toilet paper thanks your advice.

And, it gets worse! Less trees will be cut down, hence no more climate change, putting more opportunist outta the workplace.

I can't imagine what else you have up your sleeve. Probably some water injection device that resembles a toilet to clean one's ass, and you just so happen to be developing such a device currently available via pre-order only. I'll be watching you.

~TMIBTCITW

I hate it when the last piece of shit gets sucked back in.

Just got back home, typin' this while on my favorite porcelain throne.

My wife has me on the cabbage diet all this week. I assure you, I have felt the need to take a continual shit since we started this thing on Sunday.

can u post a video for us on how to douche? i've never tried. or do you think sticking a finger up the butthole may be more effective? i would advise against sniffing afterwards though.

In the US, we refer to it as an anime.


Guess what I cooked for dinner tonight. Hint: It's an Irish dish consisting of a chuck of meat and a couple heads of a certain vegetable, along with a common Irish vegetable and some orange things and an onion and some spices and it was all boiled together and it'll give you the shits.

Be sure to keep the lanes to all of your toilets open at all times for the next couple of hours...

If you ever see me posting late at night, between 10pm and 2am, there's a good chance I'm on my tablet, stuck on a crapper for hours, not being able to tear myself away from here.

I generally never have the luxury of spending more than 5 minutes on the porcelain throne at any one time... my kids usually see to that.

Tell me more about your kids and are they ever left home alone?

http://www.agroportal.hr/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/kozlici1.jpg

Posted while taking a shit.

My poop ripped my asshole (methadone constipation)

Ah crap.. OUT OF TP AGAIN!!!

Note to self: Bittzy is not from India.

Here I sit, shittin' corn beef hash
Normally I smoke, but my lighter's cashed.

I just had a shit and as my arsehole gaped open to drop its brown cargo I did a queef that sounded almost exactly like the screams of the Exenomorphs from the film Alien. Was literally pissing myself laughing on the toilet. http://youtu.be/4uHpJHwgit8?t=6s

I feel a ShitCoin coming........

i'm shitting right now, how's that =))

Seems "shitboy" is going to be taking a shit on Take a look at the thread here (these newbies will think of anything for some donations): https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=391889




I'm assuming it's a joke, however he claims it's for a protest.


Don't give people ideas....

haha =)) that might be true =)) we have coin for everything lol

shitting and sex are the two most worldly pleasures.. what about taking a dump on someone? that would be combining both.

Have you been pegged yet?

don't know what that means.

anyways, reporting in.. just took a big dump. had mexican food yesterday, was explosive. felt great.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_%28sexual_practice%29

Seems like many people try similiar things in prison, just they're of different gender and don't need a strap-on. :D

Then that would just be gay sex, or man-on-man rape.

i don't know why he's putting that on me. he's the one that likes things up his butt. i'm not for it.

also, he's british.. so must be gay and all.

I cannot even fathom any logic behind this statement.

one of your national sports requires men to ride horses; you like tea; the london accent is.. decliate, like a woman. GAY.

also see here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100905190532AAht7bl

Here I sit...

Is it because they say, "Oh my! I am dreadfully sorry for making such a mess of things." While they are having an orgasm?

it's more like because they say "hugh, i want you inside of me"

Hugh Jackman is Australian. And, really, he's so hot that it's not technically gay to want him inside of you.

hugh laurie's a brit.

Why the hell every discussion turns into a war between nations, an overly inspiring advices lodge or a confessions of their weirdness?

i don't know, but you must be brittish because you sure sound... gay  ;)

Nope, not even close. I'm Lithuanian, from one of the Baltic countries in Eastern Europe. Toughness is our middle name ;D .

What do you mean "London accent"? There's loads of London accents. There's six people all from London in this alone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTj5C_owTFk

that's the frustrating thing about trying to speak brittish.. how many damn accents and dialects do you have? at least 10 or so it seems.

actually I didnt want to give a shit. But you guys are so hilarious that I changed my mind. Now I give a shit

Accents and dialects can differ massively from city-to-city. You American's seem to have more than 10 accents also.

I find it really hard to wipe when my laptop is on my lap. While taking a shit.

Set up a small table like I'm using now.

my shit is so heavy the toilet water is splashing up my ass!

Like this:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HzjAzw6s-gQ/TPWUwfrF4eI/AAAAAAAAACI/OE0CKcU61m8/s1600/FUUUU.jpg

Hate it when that happens.

reporting in, just took another successful dump. endorphins released were fantasmic.

Seriously, get pegged and see how many endorphins that releases. You'll have your tiny mind blown.

i will pass. the only things that come out of my orifices are sweat, piss, shit, and saliva. nothing goes in.

Then you will never have truly lived.

I hate it when im in someones house for dinner and have to take a shit, only to realize its not shit, but diarrhea, and with every force you have, you try to make it less loud, so no one outside will hear.

the worst thing about is that once you take a shit, it stinks up the whole restroom and they know it's you.

Oh man fucking hate this, it happen every time I had chana masala for dinner!

and this video as well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGCIGEUB32M

I hate it when I fart and I cant tell if im going to poop or not, I wont take the risk.

i just took a power shit.. 10 seconds, and a decent load.. and i was on my merry way.

i'm surprised that a lot of people really give a shit ;D

Some people need shit like this in their life to have some fun.

I am at the airport right now and need to take a shit. Dont like to shit in public restrooms, plus i have my belongings with me. I dojt want to shit while holding 2 bags. Halp.

Where you going?

Away. For some time. I am joining a cult.

Join the cheezus cult xD, Now thats the shit!