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Title: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: WillBit on December 17, 2013, 04:26:13 AM
I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: drrussellshane on December 17, 2013, 04:29:11 AM
I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

I've got a good feeling about this, guys.

This dude seems pretty legit.


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: taltamir on December 17, 2013, 04:52:57 AM
I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

China has been warning the US about its endless printing of money and publicly warning it to be less communist and more capitalistic lately lest the US ruin its economy and take the rest of the world with it.

The US economic downturn has been catastrophic for them with their reliance on exports.

It would be a perfectly logical maneuver on their part, very sensible. Could save the entire world... Too bad they are vile communists


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: Come-from-Beyond on December 17, 2013, 05:16:23 AM
I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

Aye, right. The Chinese copy everything, now they r going to do that with Bitcoin. Will it be called Beetcoin, or Bitkoin, or Bitcion?


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: Mylon on December 17, 2013, 05:40:09 AM
OP is full of FUD... best to just ignore him.


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: cypherdoc on December 17, 2013, 06:19:46 AM
Yes, but if they did, the USD would be in deep shit.


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: mladen00 on December 17, 2013, 06:46:56 AM
President has 3 BTC and he want to buy 3 more, hihi


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: pand70 on December 17, 2013, 06:58:32 AM
I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

Yes but you don't have your news on the front page of coindesk...


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: taltamir on December 17, 2013, 07:38:17 AM
I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

Aye, right. The Chinese copy everything, now they r going to do that with Bitcoin. Will it be called Beetcoin, or Bitkoin, or Bitcion?

No, they will call it pandacoin, or dragoncoin... or pandadragon


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: Honeypot on December 17, 2013, 07:44:23 AM
If this type of shit around the forums is actually making the price bounce back up.....

I don't know what to say.


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: Elwar on December 17, 2013, 09:07:28 AM
If this type of shit around the forums is actually making the price bounce back up.....

I don't know what to say.

I bought 10 million bitcoins due to this latest scoop. I hope that speculating based upon a rumor is a smart move.


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: Eri on December 17, 2013, 11:14:25 AM
Believe it or not, i talked with the chinese presidents secretary a little while ago, she verified all of this in her weekly report to me. apparently she was under his desk looking for a stapler when a friend of his walked in and this conversation took place.


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: mladen00 on December 17, 2013, 11:58:21 AM
Believe it or not, i talked with the chinese presidents secretary a little while ago, she verified all of this in her weekly report to me. apparently she was under his desk looking for a stapler when a friend of his walked in and this conversation took place.


HiHi

+1  for new Monica :D


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: matriculator on December 17, 2013, 12:44:17 PM
I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

Wow dude, thanks. My sister's cousin's uncle daughter's father's cousin's brother was skeptical of buying the last remaining supply on bitcoins until this news.


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: bryant.coleman on December 17, 2013, 02:26:50 PM
The thread might be sarcastic. But even if we imagine the extreme scenario, then the Chinese will be creating an altcoin which is similar to Bitcoin if they want to replace the CNY. They will not adopt some coin which was invented by an ethnic Japanese.  ;D


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: proudhon on December 17, 2013, 02:32:17 PM
Sorry, I won't believe this until I see some Chinese characters with poorly written English text translation plus bullet points and some words in bold.


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: jongameson on December 17, 2013, 03:30:54 PM
Litecoin was created in China.  Why don't they just use that


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: rammy2k2 on December 17, 2013, 03:59:21 PM
I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

i talked with obama, he said it aint true


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: ShadowOfHarbringer on December 17, 2013, 04:02:20 PM
I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

Hmmm...

https://i.imgur.com/bZyAwqi.jpg


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: franky1 on December 17, 2013, 04:08:08 PM
I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

Wow dude, thanks. My sister's cousin's uncle daughter's father's cousin's brother was skeptical of buying the last remaining supply on bitcoins until this news.
My sister's cousin's uncle= your dad
My sister's cousin's uncle daughter's=your sister
My sister's cousin's uncle daughter's father's=your dad
My sister's cousin's uncle daughter's father's cousin=your dad's cousin
My sister's cousin's uncle daughter's father's cousin's brother=your dads other cousin

if the way you explain family links is the same way you explain bitcoin, no wonder he was sceptical, especially if you told him to wait for the last remaining supply of bitcoins ( year 2140 ).

as for the reason for the chinese decision. its simple. for decades china has positioned itself as the main manufacturer of the world. thus grabbing wealth from other countries in return for goods (making china more wealthier). bitcoins due to the whole US is king, master, dominant party in the community, where most businesses are U.S based, most of the programmers, and exchanges are U.S based. the chinese do not want to hand over their wealth, to eventually be spent by americans. they do not want their chinese investors cashing out into dollar

if bitcoin was more Euro orientated, then china would not have as much of a problem. but to me personally knowing that bitcoin is international i can see china changing its mind once it digs deeper into the whole community. and a few more NON U.S exchanges pop up


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: matriculator on December 17, 2013, 05:16:40 PM
I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

Wow dude, thanks. My sister's cousin's uncle daughter's father's cousin's brother was skeptical of buying the last remaining supply on bitcoins until this news.
My sister's cousin's uncle= your dad
My sister's cousin's uncle daughter's=your sister
My sister's cousin's uncle daughter's father's=your dad
My sister's cousin's uncle daughter's father's cousin=your dad's cousin
My sister's cousin's uncle daughter's father's cousin's brother=your dads other cousin

>Lolwut?


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: wormbog on December 17, 2013, 05:31:43 PM
I heard the Illuminati blackmailed the President of China to tank exchange rates so the Bilderburg Group could buy enough coins to 51% attack Area 51 and free Zaphod Beeblebrox from his carbonite prison.


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: proudhon on December 17, 2013, 05:32:42 PM
I heard the Illuminati blackmailed the President of China to tank exchange rates so the Bilderburg Group could buy enough coins to 51% attack Area 51 and free Zaphod Beeblebrox from his carbonite prison.

Link from the PBOC website in Chinese or GTFO.


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: taltamir on December 17, 2013, 05:52:58 PM
I heard the Illuminati blackmailed the President of China to tank exchange rates so the Bilderburg Group could buy enough coins to 51% attack Area 51 and free Zaphod Beeblebrox from his carbonite prison.

Almost right, the president of china is a member of the illuminati


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: Come-from-Beyond on December 17, 2013, 06:08:07 PM
I heard the Illuminati blackmailed the President of China to tank exchange rates so the Bilderburg Group could buy enough coins to 51% attack Area 51 and free Zaphod Beeblebrox from his carbonite prison.

Almost right, the president of china is a member of the illuminati

No, we didn't allow him to join our organization.


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: LiteCoinGuy on December 17, 2013, 06:12:37 PM
I heard the Illuminati blackmailed the President of China to tank exchange rates so the Bilderburg Group could buy enough coins to 51% attack Area 51 and free Zaphod Beeblebrox from his carbonite prison.

damn, why didnt i see that before  :-X ? chemtrails are also part of it!


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: t1000 on December 17, 2013, 06:18:38 PM
I heard the Illuminati blackmailed the President of China to tank exchange rates so the Bilderburg Group could buy enough coins to 51% attack Area 51 and free Zaphod Beeblebrox from his carbonite prison.

Almost right, the president of china is a member of the illuminati

No, we didn't allow him to join our organization.

Didn't you get the memo?


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: Come-from-Beyond on December 17, 2013, 08:02:01 PM
Didn't you get the memo?

No, looks like I was living under a rock last few years, sorry.


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: saif92 on December 17, 2013, 08:16:03 PM
I have very secret news from my friend who is near to Obama he is replacing  USD in Bitcoins on 25 December  ;D


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: ReBoRn on December 17, 2013, 08:26:57 PM
I have very secret news from my friend who is near to Obama he is replacing  USD in Bitcoins on 25 December  ;D
I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.
most of bitcoiners have very highly ranks friends mean now in near future its going to crush  :D


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 17, 2013, 08:36:38 PM
I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

Aye, right. The Chinese copy everything, now they r going to do that with Bitcoin. Will it be called Beetcoin, or Bitkoin, or Bitcion?

No, they will call it pandacoin, or dragoncoin... or pandadragon

Jade Rabbit comes to mind.


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: mprep on December 17, 2013, 08:40:30 PM
I have very secret news from my friend who is near to Obama he is replacing  USD in Bitcoins on 25 December  ;D
Great news. And I know a unicorn who craps phones out of his ass and he told me that after 7 days it will be raining physical bitcoins from the sky. ;D


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: Kiki112 on December 17, 2013, 09:03:22 PM
actually that could work

buy a lot of bitcoins ---> make them your countries currency = bigger demand = bigger price ---> now you have a lot of money
 :o :o :o

damn, this could actually work :D


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: Bittzy78 on December 17, 2013, 09:13:04 PM
I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

I was walking in Austin earlier today and some homeless guy told me the exact same thing about China and Bitcoin. I guess the homeless guys in Austin always keep up on the latest in current events.  ;D


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: mprep on December 17, 2013, 09:57:04 PM
I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

I was walking in Austin earlier today and some homeless guy told me the exact same thing about China and Bitcoin. I guess the homeless guys in Austin always keep up on the latest in current events.  ;D
Homeless people are the most perceptive eyes and ears of the city. Most don't notice them, but they notice everything. :-X


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: ReBoRn on December 19, 2013, 02:29:15 PM
I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

I was walking in Austin earlier today and some homeless guy told me the exact same thing about China and Bitcoin. I guess the homeless guys in Austin always keep up on the latest in current events.  ;D
Homeless people are the most perceptive eyes and ears of the city. Most don't notice them, but they notice everything. :-X
yes agree its one of best reporters for intelligence agencies and law and order authorities in many countries


Title: Re: This Just In: Chinese President Rumored to be replacing Yuan with Bitcoin
Post by: perryparanoid on December 20, 2013, 08:18:39 AM
I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

Props for you sir.
JGhigh  ???