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December 17, 2013, 05:16:40 PM
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I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

Wow dude, thanks. My sister's cousin's uncle daughter's father's cousin's brother was skeptical of buying the last remaining supply on bitcoins until this news.
My sister's cousin's uncle= your dad
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>Lolwut?
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December 17, 2013, 05:31:43 PM
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I heard the Illuminati blackmailed the President of China to tank exchange rates so the Bilderburg Group could buy enough coins to 51% attack Area 51 and free Zaphod Beeblebrox from his carbonite prison.
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December 17, 2013, 05:32:42 PM
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I heard the Illuminati blackmailed the President of China to tank exchange rates so the Bilderburg Group could buy enough coins to 51% attack Area 51 and free Zaphod Beeblebrox from his carbonite prison.

Link from the PBOC website in Chinese or GTFO.

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December 17, 2013, 05:52:58 PM
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I heard the Illuminati blackmailed the President of China to tank exchange rates so the Bilderburg Group could buy enough coins to 51% attack Area 51 and free Zaphod Beeblebrox from his carbonite prison.

Almost right, the president of china is a member of the illuminati
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December 17, 2013, 06:08:07 PM
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I heard the Illuminati blackmailed the President of China to tank exchange rates so the Bilderburg Group could buy enough coins to 51% attack Area 51 and free Zaphod Beeblebrox from his carbonite prison.

Almost right, the president of china is a member of the illuminati

No, we didn't allow him to join our organization.
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December 17, 2013, 06:12:37 PM
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I heard the Illuminati blackmailed the President of China to tank exchange rates so the Bilderburg Group could buy enough coins to 51% attack Area 51 and free Zaphod Beeblebrox from his carbonite prison.

damn, why didnt i see that before  Lips sealed ? chemtrails are also part of it!

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December 17, 2013, 06:18:38 PM
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I heard the Illuminati blackmailed the President of China to tank exchange rates so the Bilderburg Group could buy enough coins to 51% attack Area 51 and free Zaphod Beeblebrox from his carbonite prison.

Almost right, the president of china is a member of the illuminati

No, we didn't allow him to join our organization.

Didn't you get the memo?

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December 17, 2013, 08:02:01 PM
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Didn't you get the memo?

No, looks like I was living under a rock last few years, sorry.
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December 17, 2013, 08:16:03 PM
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I have very secret news from my friend who is near to Obama he is replacing  USD in Bitcoins on 25 December  Grin

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December 17, 2013, 08:26:57 PM
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I have very secret news from my friend who is near to Obama he is replacing  USD in Bitcoins on 25 December  Grin
I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.
most of bitcoiners have very highly ranks friends mean now in near future its going to crush  Cheesy

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December 17, 2013, 08:36:38 PM
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I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

Aye, right. The Chinese copy everything, now they r going to do that with Bitcoin. Will it be called Beetcoin, or Bitkoin, or Bitcion?

No, they will call it pandacoin, or dragoncoin... or pandadragon

Jade Rabbit comes to mind.
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December 17, 2013, 08:40:30 PM
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I have very secret news from my friend who is near to Obama he is replacing  USD in Bitcoins on 25 December  Grin
Great news. And I know a unicorn who craps phones out of his ass and he told me that after 7 days it will be raining physical bitcoins from the sky. Grin

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December 17, 2013, 09:03:22 PM
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actually that could work

buy a lot of bitcoins ---> make them your countries currency = bigger demand = bigger price ---> now you have a lot of money
 Shocked Shocked Shocked

damn, this could actually work Cheesy

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December 17, 2013, 09:13:04 PM
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I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

I was walking in Austin earlier today and some homeless guy told me the exact same thing about China and Bitcoin. I guess the homeless guys in Austin always keep up on the latest in current events.  Grin

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December 17, 2013, 09:57:04 PM
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I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

I was walking in Austin earlier today and some homeless guy told me the exact same thing about China and Bitcoin. I guess the homeless guys in Austin always keep up on the latest in current events.  Grin
Homeless people are the most perceptive eyes and ears of the city. Most don't notice them, but they notice everything. Lips sealed

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December 19, 2013, 02:29:15 PM
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I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

I was walking in Austin earlier today and some homeless guy told me the exact same thing about China and Bitcoin. I guess the homeless guys in Austin always keep up on the latest in current events.  Grin
Homeless people are the most perceptive eyes and ears of the city. Most don't notice them, but they notice everything. Lips sealed
yes agree its one of best reporters for intelligence agencies and law and order authorities in many countries

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December 20, 2013, 08:18:39 AM
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I have a secret source who has a friend who knows the President of China.

He is rumored to have said, during a secret circlejerk, that they will be making Bitcoin the official currency of China.

Props for you sir.
JGhigh  Huh
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