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Title: Chuck Norris An Early Adopter: Proof Inside!
Post by: kireinaha on December 23, 2013, 11:05:27 PM
  • When Chuck Norris wants the value of Bitcoin to rise, he loads BitcoinWisdom in his Internet browser and roundhouse kicks the computer. This is the true cause of "market rallies".
  • Fun fact: At the moment that Satoshi first brought the Bitcoin network online, he found that Chuck Norris had already completed mining the first 600 blocks.
  • Fiat currencies work on trust. Bitcoin works on fear. Fear of Chuck Norris.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris An Early Adopter: Proof Inside!
Post by: Mikcik on December 24, 2013, 12:04:52 AM
thats quite nice, first bitcoin-chuck norris joke, maybe it will brind the "dull" population to bitcoin :-).

Is there by the way any bitcoin related comics yet?

Title: Re: Chuck Norris An Early Adopter: Proof Inside!
Post by: beetcoin on December 24, 2013, 12:41:08 AM
sadly enough, this post seems less crazy than what actortomgtruong usually posts.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris An Early Adopter: Proof Inside!
Post by: kireinaha on December 24, 2013, 12:48:06 AM
  • In order of hashing power: 1. CPU 2. GPU 3. ASIC 4. Chuck Norris stare down.

    The latter's hash rate is so powerful that top Bitcoin experts secretly fear a 51% attack on the network.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris An Early Adopter: Proof Inside!
Post by: kireinaha on December 24, 2013, 05:38:47 PM
Chuck Norris Has never received an electric bill for his mining equipment; he powers it with rage.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris An Early Adopter: Proof Inside!
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 24, 2013, 06:17:34 PM
And he pays all those that work with him via Bitcoin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-D1KVIuvjA

Title: Re: Chuck Norris An Early Adopter: Proof Inside!
Post by: hilariousandco on December 24, 2013, 06:47:32 PM
Now how long is it going to be before we have Norriscoin?

Title: Re: Chuck Norris An Early Adopter: Proof Inside!
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 24, 2013, 07:23:50 PM
Quote from: hilariousandco on December 24, 2013, 06:47:32 PM
Now how long is it going to be before we have Norriscoin?

How about JCVDcoin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

After each yet-to-be-determined block of blocks, the reward splits, doing such 21M times.


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