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kireinaha (OP)
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December 23, 2013, 11:05:27 PM |
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- When Chuck Norris wants the value of Bitcoin to rise, he loads BitcoinWisdom in his Internet browser and roundhouse kicks the computer. This is the true cause of "market rallies".
- Fun fact: At the moment that Satoshi first brought the Bitcoin network online, he found that Chuck Norris had already completed mining the first 600 blocks.
- Fiat currencies work on trust. Bitcoin works on fear. Fear of Chuck Norris.
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Night gathers, and now my bitcoinwisdom watch begins.
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Once a transaction has 6 confirmations, it is extremely unlikely that an attacker without at least 50% of the network's computation power would be able to reverse it.
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Mikcik
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December 24, 2013, 12:04:52 AM |
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thats quite nice, first bitcoin-chuck norris joke, maybe it will brind the "dull" population to bitcoin :-).
Is there by the way any bitcoin related comics yet?
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beetcoin
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December 24, 2013, 12:41:08 AM |
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sadly enough, this post seems less crazy than what actortomgtruong usually posts.
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kireinaha (OP)
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December 24, 2013, 12:48:06 AM |
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- In order of hashing power: 1. CPU 2. GPU 3. ASIC 4. Chuck Norris stare down.
The latter's hash rate is so powerful that top Bitcoin experts secretly fear a 51% attack on the network.
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Night gathers, and now my bitcoinwisdom watch begins.
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kireinaha (OP)
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December 24, 2013, 05:38:47 PM |
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Chuck Norris Has never received an electric bill for his mining equipment; he powers it with rage.
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Night gathers, and now my bitcoinwisdom watch begins.
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December 24, 2013, 06:47:32 PM |
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Now how long is it going to be before we have Norriscoin?
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December 24, 2013, 07:23:50 PM |
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Now how long is it going to be before we have Norriscoin?
How about JCVDcoin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10After each yet-to-be-determined block of blocks, the reward splits, doing such 21M times. |
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