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Title: Athiest pool
Post by: jackjack on August 30, 2011, 02:37:50 PM
It seems that the last thread was "beyond out of the bounds for the mining forum", I hope it's not too off-topic

So here we go again including the original typo, who want to mount a pool to put some pastafarian prayers in the blockchain?

May You All Be Touched by his Noodly Appendage



Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: edd on August 30, 2011, 02:49:25 PM
And you misspelled it AGAIN!

As a high-ranking Pastafarian, I may have to excommunicate you for that.


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: jackjack on August 30, 2011, 02:57:52 PM
And you misspelled it AGAIN!
I think you should copy the little line after 'go again' and paste it somewhere ;)

As a high-ranking Pastafarian, I may have to excommunicate you for that.
Have you been touched yet??


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: cryptobard on August 30, 2011, 05:26:18 PM
Man where are the Discordians at? That would be a cool pool. Prolly good barbecues too.

Eris > J.R. Dobbs > yer little noodley thing


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: edd on August 30, 2011, 05:41:48 PM
As a high-ranking Pastafarian, I may have to excommunicate you for that.
Have you been touched yet??

You could say that. (http://www.venganza.org/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=26901)


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: memvola on August 31, 2011, 08:05:18 AM
Nice thread...

As a side note, I was seriously offended by the deletion of the original thread. They could've just moved it to the off-topic section. On topic or not, a lot of people from both sides took the trouble to write elaborate arguments about religion and atheism. I couldn't even read the last one, and it was pretty long. Many man hours wasted at the whim of a mod, yet again.


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: wolftaur on August 31, 2011, 08:29:45 AM
Nice thread...

As a side note, I was seriously offended by the deletion of the original thread. They could've just moved it to the off-topic section. On topic or not, a lot of people from both sides took the trouble to write elaborate arguments about religion and atheism. I couldn't even read the last one, and it was pretty long. Many man hours wasted at the whim of a mod, yet again.

Maybe the mod thought it was him they were debating the existence of. :)


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: NghtRppr on September 01, 2011, 02:53:04 AM
I worship Cthulhu. Can I still join?


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: ctoon6 on September 01, 2011, 02:55:39 AM
i worship the oil, can i come?


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: Stalin-chan on September 01, 2011, 03:00:15 AM
My god is glorious leader. Hail him.


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: wolftaur on September 01, 2011, 03:29:34 AM
Will the atheist pool be open to agnostics as well? :)


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: NghtRppr on September 01, 2011, 03:33:03 AM
Will the atheist pool be open to agnostics as well? :)

I'm not sure.


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: edd on September 01, 2011, 03:57:57 AM
Will the atheist pool be open to agnostics as well? :)

I'm not sure.

The Atheist Pool might not even exist; then again, it might - there isn't enough evidence one way or the other.


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: NothinG on September 01, 2011, 04:03:51 AM
Will the atheist pool be open to agnostics as well? :)

I'm not sure.

The Atheist Pool might not even exist; then again, it might - there isn't enough evidence one way or the other.
We all just need to believe it exist, and it will exist.


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: wolftaur on September 01, 2011, 04:05:34 AM
We all just need to believe it exist, and it will exist.

No, no. The atheist pool is for the people who know that believing it exists won't make it exist and that to make it exist you actually have to code it yourself. STOP PISSING IN OUR POOL YOU GODDAMN CHURCH PEOPLE! :)


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: NothinG on September 01, 2011, 04:08:20 AM
We all just need to believe it exist, and it will exist.

No, no. The atheist pool is for the people who know that believing it exists won't make it exist and that to make it exist you actually have to code it yourself. STOP PISSING IN OUR POOL YOU GODDAMN CHURCH PEOPLE! :)
>GODDAMN
>GOD

You believe?


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: Stalin-chan on September 01, 2011, 04:22:08 AM
Pastafarianism has been invaded by theists who want to believe that pastafar is a real god and not an ironic one.


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: NghtRppr on September 01, 2011, 04:24:31 AM
Pastafarianism has been invaded by theists who want to believe that pastafar is a real god and not an ironic one.

What's wrong with that? I believe Cthulhu is real. I worship him. I look forward to his return.


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: Stalin-chan on September 01, 2011, 04:25:24 AM
Everything is wrong with it, I will not associate with theists or deists of any kind good sir.


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: NghtRppr on September 01, 2011, 04:26:42 AM
Everything is wrong with it, I will not associate with theists or deists of any kind good sir.

You will die in the first wave.


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: wolftaur on September 01, 2011, 04:37:29 AM
We all just need to believe it exist, and it will exist.

No, no. The atheist pool is for the people who know that believing it exists won't make it exist and that to make it exist you actually have to code it yourself. STOP PISSING IN OUR POOL YOU GODDAMN CHURCH PEOPLE! :)
>GODDAMN
>GOD

You believe?

I don't have to believe in God to take his name in vain. I just have to believe in God to think I'll go to hell for having said that. :)


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: helloworld on September 01, 2011, 04:39:21 AM
Could someone please link me to the best Scientology pool, my contributions are almost due.


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: wolftaur on September 01, 2011, 04:46:44 AM
Could someone please link me to the best Scientology pool, my contributions are almost due.

There isn't one. Bitcoin is intended to be anonymous, and Scientology requires routine audits.


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: helloworld on September 01, 2011, 04:55:11 AM
Could someone please link me to the best Scientology pool, my contributions are almost due.

There isn't one. Bitcoin is intended to be anonymous, and Scientology requires routine audits.

I was only joking above, but seriously we've just stumbled upon yet more candidates for bitcoin discovery...

Non-hardcore scientologists who are currently having their income/wealth routinely audited by the church but would prefer to keep a little something hidden for themselves.


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: wolftaur on September 01, 2011, 05:04:48 AM
I was only joking above, but seriously we've just stumbled upon yet more candidates for bitcoin discovery...

Non-hardcore scientologists who are currently having their income/wealth routinely audited by the church but would prefer to keep a little something hidden for themselves.

I was joking as well: the Church of Scientology doesn't audit their members' FINANCES, they audit the THETANS.

Supposedly we all have alien souls trapped in our bodies and that's why we have crime and depression and sickness and all that crap. See the South Park episode on it if you can, that'll answer all your questions. :) They call their "treatment" for all these dead aliens "audit counseling" or "auditing."


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: NghtRppr on September 01, 2011, 05:08:29 AM
Supposedly we all have alien souls trapped in our bodies and that's why we have crime and depression and sickness and all that crap.

That's because Cthulhu killed them all.


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: wolftaur on September 01, 2011, 05:22:16 AM
That's because Cthulhu killed them all.

Well, the Scientologists believe it was Xenu.

Now, supposedly, if you manage to get rid of all the thetans in your body, you can talk to animals, you become immortal, get a bunch of magical powers, things like that. And supposedly, every single time you pass wind, that's thetans leaving your body.

The reason I know Scientology is a crock is because if that was true, growing up eating my mother's cooking, I'd have been able to talk to animals by the time I was five years old...


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: BombaUcigasa on September 01, 2011, 12:10:27 PM
Could someone please link me to the best Scientology pool, my contributions are almost due.
How would that work? You contribute and they give you only printed propaganda in return?


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: wolftaur on September 01, 2011, 06:26:25 PM
Could someone please link me to the best Scientology pool, my contributions are almost due.
How would that work? You contribute and they give you only printed propaganda in return?

Hey, the measures-nothing-actual gauge in that electropsychometer thingie costs money. Like, ten cents at Digikey. Church gotta eat!


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: ohforf on September 01, 2011, 07:17:58 PM
That's because Cthulhu killed them all.

Well, the Scientologists believe it was Xenu.

Now, supposedly, if you manage to get rid of all the thetans in your body, you can talk to animals, you become immortal, get a bunch of magical powers, things like that. And supposedly, every single time you pass wind, that's thetans leaving your body.

The reason I know Scientology is a crock is because if that was true, growing up eating my mother's cooking, I'd have been able to talk to animals by the time I was five years old...

http://www.iseesmileys.com/smileys/ROFL/Rofl_Board_1.gif http://www.utzone.de/forum/images/smilies/utzone/smiley_fart.gif


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: cryptobard on September 01, 2011, 09:08:15 PM
Do you think Richard Dawkins will join this pool?

y/n

Maybe Sam Harris?

y/n


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: toasty on September 02, 2011, 01:13:08 AM
Have you been touched yet??

Oh, please no with the false religions.

I will however mine for Inglip. Inglip Summoned. (http://www.reddit.com/r/Inglip/)


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: Uhlbelk on September 03, 2011, 05:54:33 AM
I see past the Fnord. Do you?

Man where are the Discordians at? That would be a cool pool. Prolly good barbecues too.

Eris > J.R. Dobbs > yer little noodley thing


Title: Re: Athiest pool
Post by: cryptobard on September 03, 2011, 01:13:49 PM
I see past the Fnord. Do you?

Man where are the Discordians at? That would be a cool pool. Prolly good barbecues too.

Eris > J.R. Dobbs > yer little noodley thing

Mind = blown

Cut me some slack...