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Title: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: Caiapfas on January 11, 2014, 12:24:34 AM
Up for sale one slightly used wife, high miles (that means SEX), 2 kids (optional downgrade | you can take them).

accepting BTC bids starting at .1 BTC BTC. 24 hour auction!!!!

We can escrow until I fedex her and the kids. EDIT (WILL PROVIDE TRACKING NUMBER)


NEW EDIT (AFTER MUCH PM REQUEST I ADDED A PICTURE)
http://www.mgtowforums.com/forums/attachments/dating/3942d1374090983-stagnant-side-dating-pool-picture-worth-1000-words-pof.jpg


NOTE:
THIS IS NOT A REAL AUCTION AND JUST A JOKE.



Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: geoffreyqp on January 11, 2014, 12:56:00 AM
not even if you pay me


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: realestone on January 11, 2014, 01:58:15 AM
i'm going to need to have escrow on this deal til delivery


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: battlescars on January 11, 2014, 04:31:33 AM
Hahah that is funny that picture is from that show america meets britian or something like that.
Funny, but like other comment ewww, that is disgusting.


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: Frost000 on January 11, 2014, 04:50:56 AM
I'll offer you 100 satoshis... Even if I'm thinking it'd be a horrible investment.

Any money-back guarantees? You know, if she doesn't, huh, deliver the goods?


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 11, 2014, 04:55:23 AM
When you say slightly used, do you mean the backside? The reason I'm asking is 'cause I don't think I have enough Walmart bags to cover her's and my head, in case the dozen or so on her's falls off.


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: sampathneo on January 11, 2014, 06:36:18 AM
 :D


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: CornedBeefHash on January 11, 2014, 06:46:00 AM
I'll take her and the kids. I'm out of firewood.


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: kwoody on January 11, 2014, 08:57:08 AM
I puked a little after the .jpg loaded.


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: waqas on January 11, 2014, 09:54:25 AM
I will check first all parts then can bid on this you have this option because as you are saying slightly used its not works in picture its too much used by all parts in picture  :D


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 11, 2014, 10:50:46 AM
I puked a little after the .jpg loaded.

I've heard of moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love (http://ncfm.org/2011/06/activities/san-diego/174-ways-to-call-a-penis-something-other-than-penis/), but .jpg is a new one for me. Perhaps, we can petition to get it on the list.


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: jarhed on January 11, 2014, 11:10:28 AM
No thanx, already married.
http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_1571/15710305/file/prime-tv-true-blood-blow-up-doll-600-33536.jpg


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: Alohaboy?! on January 11, 2014, 12:21:33 PM

wtf xD


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: CornedBeefHash on January 11, 2014, 06:33:33 PM
The world needs to be purged clean with a pandemic.  ::)


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: railzand on January 11, 2014, 07:10:21 PM
6 @ 0.4SXC


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 11, 2014, 09:29:59 PM
Bruno, stay away from Google!

But, I don't want to.

You better. You may find something that you'll never seen before.

Like what?

Like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFUkN4jLA0s

http://akamai.paramountcomedy.com/cc/videos/threesome/threesome_106_princess_lullaby_dreamtime.jpg


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 12, 2014, 12:06:05 AM
http://www8.pcmag.com/media/images/346047-sigma.jpg

Time to turn this image in a meme. Meat me at the HashFast thread.


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: railzand on January 12, 2014, 12:53:16 AM
http://www.pcmag.com/slideshow_viewer/0,3253,l=319685&a=319553&po=1,00.asp

you did go Phinn


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: Haidang1796 on January 12, 2014, 08:53:32 AM
OH shit are you selling your wife  :o :o
you know that you NEVER can sell your wife???


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: waqas on January 12, 2014, 09:56:07 AM
OH shit are you selling your wife  :o :o
you know that you NEVER can sell your wife???
she will not invisible after sale he can still do many things with her after sale ;) ?


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 12, 2014, 11:32:31 PM
OH shit are you selling your wife  :o :o
you know that you NEVER can sell your wife???
she will not invisible after sale he can still do many things with her after sale ;) ?

Practice comes to mind.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XcQRLBqMgNw/SeFPd8YPOWI/AAAAAAAAHrY/bTbmqQ0IbaU/s400/knife+thrower.jpg


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: Caiapfas on January 13, 2014, 08:00:43 PM
AUCTION EXTENDED !!! now you have another chance to WIN this amazing DEAL

now allowing test drives.

slightly used means all ends....


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 14, 2014, 01:30:43 AM
AUCTION EXTENDED !!! now you have another chance to WIN this amazing DEAL

now allowing test drives.

slightly used means all orifices....

FTFY!


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: bitmarket.io on January 14, 2014, 05:12:51 PM
1BTC


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: Caiapfas on January 15, 2014, 05:12:55 AM
auction has ended and wife plus kids have been fedexed

stay tune for FORTH COMING girlfriend auction


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: techgeek on January 15, 2014, 06:02:37 AM
auction has ended and wife plus kids have been fedexed

stay tune for FORTH COMING girlfriend auction

lolll. wow


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: bitconnect on January 15, 2014, 10:28:58 AM
we should have wife swap or ebays to sell spouses on the interwebz


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: CornedBeefHash on January 16, 2014, 03:35:04 AM
we should have wife swap or ebays to sell spouses on the interwebz

Why would anyone want to swap wives? If you don't want her I sure as hell don't. What if yours is more fucked up than mine is!


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: Salivan on January 16, 2014, 04:30:50 PM
OP could you borrow your beauty women for one  day
I am going to wedding party and I don't have pair.
but please instruct her  that  it is not allowed to eat dishes only what lay on them( I suspect those wonderful teeth can go out of control at some point ).
and yes if there is need for that, I could hire children as horses if you grant us  a cart.


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: E.exchanger on March 21, 2014, 06:40:01 PM
LOL how can anyone even slightly use that kind of a thing ewwwwwwwwwwww !!!!  :P :P


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: rero2 on March 21, 2014, 06:41:06 PM
yeah ill bid on her when shes the only woman in existence


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: Singlebyte on March 21, 2014, 08:41:46 PM
God....I would PAY you to take my ex.  I need her long gone.   


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: jellyhashman on March 21, 2014, 08:53:27 PM
God....I would PAY you to take my ex.  I need her long gone.   


Hey, name your price and sure it can be arranged...PM me lol.


Title: Re: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife...
Post by: Taras on March 21, 2014, 08:54:51 PM
1BTC
1.2BTC