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January 11, 2014, 12:24:34 AM
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Up for sale one slightly used wife, high miles (that means SEX), 2 kids (optional downgrade | you can take them).

accepting BTC bids starting at .1 BTC BTC. 24 hour auction!!!!

We can escrow until I fedex her and the kids. EDIT (WILL PROVIDE TRACKING NUMBER)


NEW EDIT (AFTER MUCH PM REQUEST I ADDED A PICTURE)



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THIS IS NOT A REAL AUCTION AND JUST A JOKE.


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January 11, 2014, 12:56:00 AM
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not even if you pay me
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January 11, 2014, 01:58:15 AM
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i'm going to need to have escrow on this deal til delivery
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January 11, 2014, 04:31:33 AM
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Hahah that is funny that picture is from that show america meets britian or something like that.
Funny, but like other comment ewww, that is disgusting.

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January 11, 2014, 04:50:56 AM
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I'll offer you 100 satoshis... Even if I'm thinking it'd be a horrible investment.

Any money-back guarantees? You know, if she doesn't, huh, deliver the goods?
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January 11, 2014, 04:55:23 AM
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When you say slightly used, do you mean the backside? The reason I'm asking is 'cause I don't think I have enough Walmart bags to cover her's and my head, in case the dozen or so on her's falls off.
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January 11, 2014, 06:36:18 AM
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 Cheesy
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January 11, 2014, 06:46:00 AM
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I'll take her and the kids. I'm out of firewood.
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January 11, 2014, 08:57:08 AM
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I puked a little after the .jpg loaded.
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January 11, 2014, 09:54:25 AM
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I will check first all parts then can bid on this you have this option because as you are saying slightly used its not works in picture its too much used by all parts in picture  Cheesy

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January 11, 2014, 10:50:46 AM
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I puked a little after the .jpg loaded.

I've heard of moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love, but .jpg is a new one for me. Perhaps, we can petition to get it on the list.
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January 11, 2014, 11:10:28 AM
Last edit: March 09, 2014, 01:33:42 AM by jarhed
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No thanx, already married.
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January 11, 2014, 12:21:33 PM
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No thanx, already married.


wtf xD
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January 11, 2014, 06:33:33 PM
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The world needs to be purged clean with a pandemic.  Roll Eyes
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January 11, 2014, 07:10:21 PM
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6 @ 0.4SXC

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January 11, 2014, 09:29:59 PM
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Bruno, stay away from Google!

But, I don't want to.

You better. You may find something that you'll never seen before.

Like what?

Like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFUkN4jLA0s

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January 12, 2014, 12:06:05 AM
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Time to turn this image in a meme. Meat me at the HashFast thread.
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January 12, 2014, 12:53:16 AM
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http://www.pcmag.com/slideshow_viewer/0,3253,l=319685&a=319553&po=1,00.asp

you did go Phinn

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January 12, 2014, 08:53:32 AM
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OH shit are you selling your wife  Shocked Shocked
you know that you NEVER can sell your wife???

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January 12, 2014, 09:56:07 AM
Last edit: January 12, 2014, 02:44:48 PM by waqas
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OH shit are you selling your wife  Shocked Shocked
you know that you NEVER can sell your wife???
she will not invisible after sale he can still do many things with her after sale Wink ?

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