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Other => Off-topic => Topic started by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 23, 2014, 03:32:46 AM



Title: Okay, which one of you bitcoiners is fuckin' hidin' this commodity?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 23, 2014, 03:32:46 AM
http://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/food-drink/features/nanny-state-crisis-as-goats-cheese-shortage-looms-1-3275188


Title: Re: Okay, which one of you bitcoiners is fuckin' hindin' this commodity?
Post by: Foxpup on January 23, 2014, 06:55:51 AM
Sorry, but Satan promised me that He would raise the price of bitcoins to $100,000 if I offered Him the blood of a young European virgin. I figured that goat's blood would be an acceptable substitute, but He keeps complaining that none of the goats I've slaughtered are virgins. Phinn, do you know anything about this?


Title: Re: Okay, which one of you bitcoiners is fuckin' hindin' this commodity?
Post by: Haidang1796 on January 23, 2014, 07:54:50 AM
lol ;D he only said European virgin, not specifically a girl, so this guy is acceptable ;D


Title: Re: Okay, which one of you bitcoiners is fuckin' hindin' this commodity?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 23, 2014, 05:47:40 PM
Sorry, but Satan promised me that He would raise the price of bitcoins to $100,000 if I offered Him the blood of a young European virgin. I figured that goat's blood would be an acceptable substitute, but He keeps complaining that none of the goats I've slaughtered are virgins. Phinn, do you know anything about this?

I see you and I subscribe to the same magazine:

http://www.angeliska.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tumblr_lx6uztdZB51r9sqjho1_500.jpeg


Title: Re: Okay, which one of you bitcoiners is fuckin' hindin' this commodity?
Post by: hilariousandco on January 23, 2014, 06:00:07 PM
http://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/food-drink/features/nanny-state-crisis-as-goats-cheese-shortage-looms-1-3275188

Do you have google alerts set for any mention of goats or something?


Title: Re: Okay, which one of you bitcoiners is fuckin' hindin' this commodity?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 23, 2014, 06:55:13 PM
http://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/food-drink/features/nanny-state-crisis-as-goats-cheese-shortage-looms-1-3275188

Do you have google alerts set for any mention of goats or something?

Better!

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTe7svHa31fTyAGCSxubPzumR9NQrx0HCDnpTXB3nU-K3r7WHy7
"I've set Google Alerts to inform us the next time he's around."


Title: Re: Okay, which one of you bitcoiners is fuckin' hindin' this commodity?
Post by: hilariousandco on January 24, 2014, 11:12:16 PM
http://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/food-drink/features/nanny-state-crisis-as-goats-cheese-shortage-looms-1-3275188

Do you have google alerts set for any mention of goats or something?

Better!

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTe7svHa31fTyAGCSxubPzumR9NQrx0HCDnpTXB3nU-K3r7WHy7
"I've set Google Alerts to inform us the next time he's around."

Looks like there's a new altcoin for you: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=430858.0


Title: Re: Okay, which one of you bitcoiners is fuckin' hindin' this commodity?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 25, 2014, 12:20:05 AM
http://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/food-drink/features/nanny-state-crisis-as-goats-cheese-shortage-looms-1-3275188

Do you have google alerts set for any mention of goats or something?

Better!

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTe7svHa31fTyAGCSxubPzumR9NQrx0HCDnpTXB3nU-K3r7WHy7
"I've set Google Alerts to inform us the next time he's around."

Looks like there's a new altcoin for you: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=430858.0

Up to this point I had all you fuckers believing that I don't mine. Well, now that the goats' outta the pasture, who wants to buy a million dollars worth of GoatCoin from me via BTC, the most trusted member of the Bitcoin community?

Note to self as to what to do with the bitcoin winfall:

  • Buy a villa in Alaska.
  • Buy a fishing boat.
  • Pledge, but don't send to NPOs.
  • Buy a goat two goats three goats a dozen goats a harem of goats, all nannies this time.