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January 23, 2014, 03:32:46 AM
Last edit: April 07, 2014, 04:42:59 AM by Phinnaeus Gage
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http://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/food-drink/features/nanny-state-crisis-as-goats-cheese-shortage-looms-1-3275188
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January 23, 2014, 06:55:51 AM
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Sorry, but Satan promised me that He would raise the price of bitcoins to $100,000 if I offered Him the blood of a young European virgin. I figured that goat's blood would be an acceptable substitute, but He keeps complaining that none of the goats I've slaughtered are virgins. Phinn, do you know anything about this?
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January 23, 2014, 07:54:50 AM
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lol Grin he only said European virgin, not specifically a girl, so this guy is acceptable Grin
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January 23, 2014, 05:47:40 PM
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Quote from: Foxpup on January 23, 2014, 06:55:51 AM
Sorry, but Satan promised me that He would raise the price of bitcoins to $100,000 if I offered Him the blood of a young European virgin. I figured that goat's blood would be an acceptable substitute, but He keeps complaining that none of the goats I've slaughtered are virgins. Phinn, do you know anything about this?

I see you and I subscribe to the same magazine:
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January 23, 2014, 06:00:07 PM
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Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on January 23, 2014, 03:32:46 AM
http://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/food-drink/features/nanny-state-crisis-as-goats-cheese-shortage-looms-1-3275188

Do you have google alerts set for any mention of goats or something?
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January 23, 2014, 06:55:13 PM
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Quote from: hilariousandco on January 23, 2014, 06:00:07 PM
Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on January 23, 2014, 03:32:46 AM
http://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/food-drink/features/nanny-state-crisis-as-goats-cheese-shortage-looms-1-3275188

Do you have google alerts set for any mention of goats or something?

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January 24, 2014, 11:12:16 PM
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Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on January 23, 2014, 06:55:13 PM
Quote from: hilariousandco on January 23, 2014, 06:00:07 PM
Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on January 23, 2014, 03:32:46 AM
http://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/food-drink/features/nanny-state-crisis-as-goats-cheese-shortage-looms-1-3275188

Do you have google alerts set for any mention of goats or something?

Better!


"I've set Google Alerts to inform us the next time he's around."

Looks like there's a new altcoin for you: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=430858.0
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January 25, 2014, 12:20:05 AM
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Quote from: hilariousandco on January 24, 2014, 11:12:16 PM
Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on January 23, 2014, 06:55:13 PM
Quote from: hilariousandco on January 23, 2014, 06:00:07 PM
Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on January 23, 2014, 03:32:46 AM
http://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/food-drink/features/nanny-state-crisis-as-goats-cheese-shortage-looms-1-3275188

Do you have google alerts set for any mention of goats or something?

Better!


"I've set Google Alerts to inform us the next time he's around."

Looks like there's a new altcoin for you: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=430858.0

Up to this point I had all you fuckers believing that I don't mine. Well, now that the goats' outta the pasture, who wants to buy a million dollars worth of GoatCoin from me via BTC, the most trusted member of the Bitcoin community?

Note to self as to what to do with the bitcoin winfall:

  • Buy a villa in Alaska.
  • Buy a fishing boat.
  • Pledge, but don't send to NPOs.
  • Buy a goat two goats three goats a dozen goats a harem of goats, all nannies this time.
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