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Title: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: gongling on March 16, 2011, 03:45:26 AM
    Hi,guys
       Are there some troubles or something that you can not solve ?Do you still  confused with it?
       Come on! 8)
      we have a  good team for you.yes,our team will do ours best to solve your problems.
     So come here ,I can help you!
      


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: nelisky on March 16, 2011, 03:54:31 AM
I'm having a lot of trouble with your syntax and spelling... I really can't "slove" it all by myself!

Can you get your team on the job? I still confused.

:)

C'mon... really?


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: Anonymous on March 16, 2011, 04:27:02 AM
YES WE CAN!


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: gongling on March 16, 2011, 02:46:21 PM
I'm having a lot of trouble with your syntax and spelling... I really can't "slove" it all by myself!

Can you get your team on the job? I still confused.

:)

C'mon... really?
I  think you could put your heart in pocket,though I have some mistakes on syntax and spelling,it not influence quality of our team.
          our team will make great progress.


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: nelisky on March 16, 2011, 03:00:34 PM
I'm having a lot of trouble with your syntax and spelling... I really can't "slove" it all by myself!

Can you get your team on the job? I still confused.

:)

C'mon... really?
I  think you could put your heart in pocket,though I have some mistakes on syntax and spelling,it not influence quality of our team.
          our team will make great progress.

Ok, fair enough. My doctor did advise me against removing the heart from the current position, but maybe your team can help me out anyway:
- I have this urge to receive my first million bitcoins before the week ends, and I am willing to pay up to 50 coins for the job, on completion. I know you can help me, your team is of that much quality, trusting your words.

Waiting for a reply...


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: comboy on March 16, 2011, 03:59:11 PM
    So come here ,I can help you!

I need more money. 16cHsU8KaSgYWugwAXptDvk9ur8bpEfB1v Thanks!


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: snedie on March 16, 2011, 04:21:08 PM
I'm having a lot of trouble with your syntax and spelling... I really can't "slove" it all by myself!

Can you get your team on the job? I still confused.

:)

C'mon... really?
I  think you could put your heart in pocket,though I have some mistakes on syntax and spelling,it not influence quality of our team.
          our team will make great progress.

Ok, fair enough. My doctor did advise me against removing the heart from the current position, but maybe your team can help me out anyway:
- I have this urge to receive my first million bitcoins before the week ends, and I am willing to pay up to 50 coins for the job, on completion. I know you can help me, your team is of that much quality, trusting your words.

Waiting for a reply...

I too will pay 50BTC for every 1BillionBTC you get me


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: Distribution on March 16, 2011, 04:29:50 PM
I could sure go for a billion also. Then I could own 1700% of the Bitcoin supply.


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: cosurgi on March 16, 2011, 04:54:14 PM
Find all c∈ℂ for which zᵢ<∞, for i∈ℕ₀ and i→∞, where zᵢ is given by:

zᵢ₊₁=zᵢ²+c

If you can solve this problem, then we can talk.


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: Garrett Burgwardt on March 16, 2011, 05:09:56 PM
Find all c∈ℂ for which zᵢ<∞, for i∈ℕ₀ and i→∞, where zᵢ is given by:

zᵢ₊₁=zᵢ²+c

If you can solve this problem, then we can talk.


http://www.math.utah.edu/~alfeld/math/mandelbrot/large.gif


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: cosurgi on March 16, 2011, 05:19:28 PM
psssst! don't solve it for him :)


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: ShadowOfHarbringer on March 16, 2011, 06:06:03 PM
   Hi,guys
       Are there some troubles or something that you can not solve ?Do you still  confused with it?
       Come on! 8)
      we have a  good team for you.yes,our team will do ours best to solve your problems.
     So come here ,I can help you!
      

OK.

If you can help me, can you feed my cat ?
Hint: He really likes cheesburgers.

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/318/a/c/can_i_haz_cheezburger__by_venussuperstar1-d32uxof.jpg


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: gongling on March 17, 2011, 03:47:03 AM
I'm having a lot of trouble with your syntax and spelling... I really can't "slove" it all by myself!

Can you get your team on the job? I still confused.

:)

C'mon... really?
I  think you could put your heart in pocket,though I have some mistakes on syntax and spelling,it not influence quality of our team.
          our team will make great progress.

Ok, fair enough. My doctor did advise me against removing the heart from the current position, but maybe your team can help me out anyway:
- I have this urge to receive my first million bitcoins before the week ends, and I am willing to pay up to 50 coins for the job, on completion. I know you can help me, your team is of that much quality, trusting your words.

Waiting for a reply...
I learn chinese medicine many years,could you tell me your problems in detail,maybe I can help you.


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: nelisky on March 17, 2011, 03:54:36 AM
I'm having a lot of trouble with your syntax and spelling... I really can't "slove" it all by myself!

Can you get your team on the job? I still confused.

:)

C'mon... really?
I  think you could put your heart in pocket,though I have some mistakes on syntax and spelling,it not influence quality of our team.
          our team will make great progress.

Ok, fair enough. My doctor did advise me against removing the heart from the current position, but maybe your team can help me out anyway:
- I have this urge to receive my first million bitcoins before the week ends, and I am willing to pay up to 50 coins for the job, on completion. I know you can help me, your team is of that much quality, trusting your words.

Waiting for a reply...
I learn chinese medicine many years,could you tell me your problems in detail,maybe I can help you.

You mean my problem regarding not putting my heart in my pocket? I'm not sure chinese, or any other medicine can help there. You see, I only have pockets in my pants and my heart has these tubes attached that look kind of important...

Or did you mean chinese medicine will help me get my million coins? I'm all for it! Allopathic approaches have kept my urge under control, but did nothing to solve it, so bring it on!


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: Nefario on March 17, 2011, 05:11:03 AM
Please guys, as fun as it is to make fun of their elementary English could you please stop. They are Chinese students and this is the first time they have interacted with the Western world.

You're not making a great impression by endlessly making ripping on them. Their English is not great, they are new to bitcoin, and are trying to offer a good or service for bitcoin. Cut them some slack.

Besides, I'm making them do this so you're making me feel guilty when you're mean.


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: nelisky on March 17, 2011, 05:30:36 AM
Please guys, as fun as it is to make fun of their elementary English could you please stop. They are Chinese students and this is the first time they have interacted with the Western world.

You're not making a great impression by endlessly making ripping on them. Their English is not great, they are new to bitcoin, and are trying to offer a good or service for bitcoin. Cut them some slack.

Besides, I'm making them do this so you're making me feel guilty when you're mean.

Ok, I apologize for the harsh approach, but please read the first OP and imagine you had no idea who this person is... doesn't it sound like either complete bulshit or at the very list a scam? Now that you have given us a little more context, and because you have plenty of karma points from where I stand, I can rest assured that is not the case and even consider using the service proposed, whatever that might be (I honestly don't yet know, is it spiritual guidance? some sort of long distance energy healing? what?).

But next time you force someone into doing such a thing please either start out with a "letter of recommendation" or at least ask the ones you are enslaving to the bitcoin overlord to clearly state why their post looks like a scam, smells like a scam, even sounds like a scam and yet it is not a scam :)


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: Nefario on March 17, 2011, 05:36:40 AM
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But next time you force someone into doing such a thing please either start out with a "letter of recommendation" or at least ask the ones you are enslaving to the bitcoin overlord to clearly state why their post looks like a scam, smells like a scam, even sounds like a scam and yet it is not a scam Smiley

Well I am Doctor Nefario.

It is funny though how lacking a little in languages skills on the internet makes whatever you do look so shady.

Oh by the way, they're offering (or trying to offer) medical advice using Traditional Chinese Medicine (think herbs, massage,acupuncture. They're from the University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, Jiangxi China.



Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: theymos on March 17, 2011, 05:39:45 AM
Please guys, as fun as it is to make fun of their elementary English could you please stop. They are Chinese students and this is the first time they have interacted with the Western world.

Out of interest: how long has the OP studied English, and how long have you?


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: Anonymous on March 17, 2011, 08:22:20 AM
I was ripping on the use of capslock in the thread title  :)

One of our friends went childless for many years and tried almost everything western medicine could come up with to try and have a baby. They went to a chinese herbalist who gave them a special concoction to drink . They have 4 kids now......


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: Nefario on March 17, 2011, 10:37:50 AM
Please guys, as fun as it is to make fun of their elementary English could you please stop. They are Chinese students and this is the first time they have interacted with the Western world.

Out of interest: how long has the OP studied English, and how long have you?

Well I was very lucky, I went to highschool and college in the west, this and the fact that I lived there so long would be the reason for my English ability.


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: comboy on March 17, 2011, 11:51:41 AM
They are Chinese students and this is the first time they have interacted with the Western world.

Well first of all, thanks for somebody who donated. I'm 1 bitpenny closer to have my money problem solved. Looks like this service is working :)

And yes, context does change it, but still unless you specify what more or less you can do, claiming you can do everything, sounds bad. I remember you talking about this experiment with students. I like it. So for op, for english practice, I give 1btc if you describe me your typical student day in China. With as much details as possible, like including what kind of food you exactly eat and so on. If you make it long enough (include some additional descriptions maybe, like how your room/university looks like, or what kind of classes you have at university, and everything other that comes to your head, pictures welcome), I give additional 1btc.


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: gongling on March 17, 2011, 03:10:44 PM
 I like it. So for op, for english practice, I give 1btc if you describe me your typical student day in China. With as much details as possible, like including what kind of food you exactly eat and so on. If you make it long enough (include some additional descriptions maybe, like how your room/university looks like, or what kind of classes you have at university, and everything other that comes to your head, pictures welcome), I give additional 1btc.
[/quote]
Friends, if I  describe China college students' daily life for you, you will give me 1BTC?


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: Nefario on March 17, 2011, 03:12:53 PM
I like it. So for op, for english practice, I give 1btc if you describe me your typical student day in China. With as much details as possible, like including what kind of food you exactly eat and so on. If you make it long enough (include some additional descriptions maybe, like how your room/university looks like, or what kind of classes you have at university, and everything other that comes to your head, pictures welcome), I give additional 1btc.
Friends, if I  describe China college students' daily life for you, you will give me 1BTC?
[/quote]

Yes they will, but the quality must be quite good, good spelling, good grammar etc.


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: gongling on March 18, 2011, 03:48:04 AM
[Yes they will, but the quality must be quite good, good spelling, good grammar etc.
[/quote]We take this task, so please put your email to me, and I will put specific content to your mailbox, you feel satisfied can put the BTC give me, there's a video files, if you think we do well, you can give us another BTC


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: comboy on March 18, 2011, 07:44:16 AM
We take this task, so please put your email to me, and I will put specific content to your mailbox, you feel satisfied can put the BTC give me, there's a video files, if you think we do well, you can give us another BTC

I've sent you my e-mail in private message. If you want, I'm ok with posting it on forum so others can read it too, but if you prefer not to, I'm ok with it too, and please just e-mail me in that case. Thanks :)


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: gongling on March 18, 2011, 09:46:25 AM

I've sent you my e-mail in private message. If you want, I'm ok with posting it on forum so others can read it too, but if you prefer not to, I'm ok with it too, and please just e-mail me in that case. Thanks :)
[/quote]I hope to see your E-mail address, you can appreciate it, but I don't like you turn it on the Internet, I know you can understand, I  will send it  to you when  I saw your mailbox ,I hope you can  receive it in time, then  If you think it's good ,just to pay me BTC  , thank you


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: July on March 20, 2011, 03:04:21 PM
Please guys, as fun as it is to make fun of their elementary English could you please stop. They are Chinese students and this is the first time they have interacted with the Western world.

You're not making a great impression by endlessly making ripping on them. Their English is not great, they are new to bitcoin, and are trying to offer a good or service for bitcoin. Cut them some slack.

Besides, I'm making them do this so you're making me feel guilty when you're mean.

Ok, I apologize for the harsh approach, but please read the first OP and imagine you had no idea who this person is... doesn't it sound like either complete bulshit or at the very list a scam? Now that you have given us a little more context, and because you have plenty of karma points from where I stand, I can rest assured that is not the case and even consider using the service proposed, whatever that might be (I honestly don't yet know, is it spiritual guidance? some sort of long distance energy healing? what?).

But next time you force someone into doing such a thing please either start out with a "letter of recommendation" or at least ask the ones you are enslaving to the bitcoin overlord to clearly state why their post looks like a scam, smells like a scam, even sounds like a scam and yet it is not a scam :)
To be honest, our Chinese student's english is not qualified as you. But we are living in China all the time, we just have not the environment  to communicate by english everyday. We are lack of the chance to practice english . It is reason that why  Nefario suggest us to be here. We just want to have an idea about what foreigns do everyday and how do they chat with others . Nefario is our teacher , he tries his best to improve our english ablity. All of my classmates love him , he never force us to do anything that we don't want. He is the best foreign teacher i have met . You should believe him  . I'm glad to having a talk with you , thank you!


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: BioMike on March 20, 2011, 03:26:35 PM
Looking at the last few posts (and my communication with outing), I get the idea that the level of English of our Chinese friends is improving.
Or is that just me?


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: Anonymous on March 20, 2011, 03:32:50 PM
Please guys, as fun as it is to make fun of their elementary English could you please stop. They are Chinese students and this is the first time they have interacted with the Western world.

You're not making a great impression by endlessly making ripping on them. Their English is not great, they are new to bitcoin, and are trying to offer a good or service for bitcoin. Cut them some slack.

Besides, I'm making them do this so you're making me feel guilty when you're mean.

Ok, I apologize for the harsh approach, but please read the first OP and imagine you had no idea who this person is... doesn't it sound like either complete bulshit or at the very list a scam? Now that you have given us a little more context, and because you have plenty of karma points from where I stand, I can rest assured that is not the case and even consider using the service proposed, whatever that might be (I honestly don't yet know, is it spiritual guidance? some sort of long distance energy healing? what?).

But next time you force someone into doing such a thing please either start out with a "letter of recommendation" or at least ask the ones you are enslaving to the bitcoin overlord to clearly state why their post looks like a scam, smells like a scam, even sounds like a scam and yet it is not a scam :)
To be honest, our Chinese student's english is not qualified as you. But we are living in China all the time, we just have not the environment  to communicate by english everyday. We are lack of the chance to practice english . It is reason that why  Nefario suggest us to be here. We just want to have an idea about what foreigns do everyday and how do they chat with others . Nefario is our teacher , he tries his best to improve our english ablity. All of my classmates love him , he never force us to do anything that we don't want. He is the best foreign teacher i have met . You really shoud not attack him by words . You look so mean when you do something like this .Even my classmate's words like an scam, you can not attack others  by words when you even have no idea if "it “ is a scam . I'm glad to having a talk with you , thank you!


Not all of us are mean :)

http://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4686.msg68510#msg68510 (http://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4686.msg68510#msg68510) we have put together some resources for all of you. I hope it is helpful for your project.


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: July on March 21, 2011, 02:47:53 AM
It's very kind of you. The information that you provide is very useful . I  appreciate it . I hope you have a good time . Thank you, friends!


Title: Re: I CAN HELP YOU!
Post by: comboy on March 21, 2011, 02:42:03 PM
I just wanted to say I received slideshow/movie (it's a 300mb movie, but some part of it are animated slides of pictures) from the OP, I didn't understand everything because there were many subtitles in chinese (but some in english too), so it was not really exactly what I asked for, but it was very close, and I enjoyed it very much, so I've sent promised 2btc right away.