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http://countingdownto.com/countdown/the-future-2014-02-15-countdown-clock

Launch scheduled for 6:25PM EST on 15th of February

The difference between all other altcoins and doll hairs is that doll hairs can be exchange and are the value of real doll hairs.

The exchange rate is currently 1 doll hair for 2.50 USD or equivalent to 1 large red or blue slushie

So that's a total market cap of 12.5 trillion USD or 500 billion slushies. and that's more than 100 x bitcoin!!

The last trade made was 2 doll hairs for 5 dollars USD and therefore the market volume is low, not for long however as I am now circulating on-line doll hairs.


Total Circulation: 500 Billion
Initial Block Reward: 30,000
Block Rewards halve every 3 months
Block Time: 45 seconds
Minted Block: 30
premine: 0.03%
Difficulty calculation: Kimoto Gravity Well
Scrypt

I will be offering 1000 doll hairs for every individual who "scalps" a doll makes a video and references doll hairs.
Also a 10,000 doll hair bounty for an individual who can post the clip of dumb and dumberer on youtube of doll hairs.

I am also going to create an exchange where people can send me real doll hairs and receive some of the premined doll hairs

Rest of premine goes to bounties and paying for development team's slushies


Bounties:
1,000 DLRS for every video of you cutting doll hairs off a doll and posting it as "MINING DOLL HAIRS" with your address in video description
10,000 DLRS for the clip of dumb and dumberer where they talk about doll hairs with your address in video description
10,000 DLRS for every logo created -- 100,000 if your logo is actually used
30,000 DLRS to every pool that comes online and has found 1 block
100,000 DLRS to every crawler/block explorer

500,000 DLRS to every merchant or exchange to begin accepting DLRS
500,000 DLRS for every gambling game that comes online that is functioning for more than a week
1,000,000 DLRS for a tipping bot for reddit, must be functioning for more than a week

This is getting ridiculous.. There is innovation and then there is absurd.

Where!? Where can I mine this "absurd"? Post conf settings!  ;)

I think somebody could use a slushy

Spamming stupid pictures totally makes people want to be part of this.  ::)

What is this, grade school? Go back to 4chan. You're digging your own grave bro. Captain of a sinking ship.

Well, it was more like advice rather than arguing so don't get your panties too wound up. If you want people to get involved, it's always better to have an air of professionalism. Obviously you'll figure it out the hard way.

Cheers.  ;)

I will try to calm down, I am flaming right now  ;)

http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/2343965.jpg

I don't think I'm going to mine this... but the author at least put a smile on my face with all the pics!!

I'm going to mine this just because op made me laugh so hard and my delay in understanding WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CALL IT DOLL HAIRS?
good one OP. Will be back here in 24 hours :)

Hilarious!! I can hear him.. :)

02:24 or
22:24

Laugh all you want, one day I'm going to show up at your doorstep and demand my 30 thousand slushies.

LOL wtf?

I don't get this, perhaps the wine (cork bottled not your usual cheap screw cap bottled wine), is affecting my wisdom.

Is Doll hairs suppose to sound like Dollars??

I agree with Lykkan, i am blooming laughing my head off, it's the wine that's keeping my head connected to the body.

Now, seriously, why is the launch at 2.25....i meant why the 25 and not 30 like 2.30....might as well say 2.22 for all we care.

Oh if there is 500 bn coins might as well make the reward 5 millions per block......that would make all the other altcoins look 'cheap' ;D ;D ;D

willing to make a pool, gonna need the wallet to do it..

i already have a doge and ifc pool operational

no pools/wallets ??? 

Hey guys sorry for the confusion its 14:25 GMT or 2:25 PM GMT, that's 7:25 PM EST (my time)
The coin will also implement Kimoto Gravity Well, and yes Doll Hairs is supposed to sound like dollars.

At launch you will be provided with a windows wallet + source code

Sounds good as a name but no inovation anywhere near...

EST is -5, not +5...

Wow that's embarrassing, so launch is 7:25PM EST my time.

Counter:
http://countingdownto.com/countdown/the-future-countdown-clock

Could you password the wallet into a zip/rar and then give us the code @ launch?

Sure, I'll upload the wallet within the hour just doing some last minute double-checking

will there be any pools at start

This still gonna happen?

So who stole my idea?

What do you mean by this? I thought of this on my own after watching dumb and dumberer again recently.

Client should be uploaded soon.

you need a pool

pool please  ;D

This sounds good lets spread word and get it on an exchange  :)

This looks like it would make a popular coin, but really looks like DEV is doing a bad job with launch, unprepared, nothing ready to go for something launching in 30 mins

well not going to mine this, but the images on the first post made me laugh... so good luck with this...thing.

Come on OP :-/ please don't make this a shitty launch

WTF ? 4min and still nothing...

need a pool for this

need a fricken wallet considering it's 7:25 :P

Gimme Dollhairs !

AND!!!!! FAILCOIN #9999

werd :(

I NEAD A DOLL HAIRS A DOLL HAIRS WHAT I NEAD  ;D

Why can't they just link the wallet a minute early so everyone has a good taste in their mouth instead of getting hairs in your mouth

Had to deal with a few things, release will now be at 8:25PM EST

oh ok pal

Another EPic Launch   ;D ;D

great.. to late for me have to sleep..  have fun collecting doll hairs  ;)

did u forget the thread u made/ https://cryptocointalk.com/topic/4669-ann-pre-ann-dlrs-doll-hairs-blast-off-scheduled-4-02092014-225-gmt/

would of made more sense to post every thing their

http://countingdownto.com/countdown/the-future-2014-02-09-countdown-clock-0


The New Countdown.

Due to delays caused by personal issues, then issues with the actual client I have decided to delay the launch for 1 day, it will now launch at 6:00PM EST or 11:PM GMT on February 10 2014

I am not happy with the way things were going and I don't want to rush myself and cause more problems, I apologize to everyone here and I promise tomorrow's launch will go completely smooth.

:)

while coins are being mined

wtf with all those count down and waiting if almost each coin fail to launch in time

cheer mate
thanks for update
lets get scalping lol

I had some personal issues, as well as when I finally sat down to release the client I ran into some issues with the client itself. I will now delay the release for 1 day so when it does release it will be organized and fair. I apologize again for any inconvenience this caused and will make up for it by making sure all updates/releases in the future will be smooth as fuck.

well better that then unfair bad launch.
need pool for launch though!

Take a huge glass of milk and sweet dreams ...... dont forget to pray

god luck  ;D

This is sad... Sitting in a dark room with thousands of dollars worth of equipment just waiting for an altcoin called doll hairs to release.

What am I doing with my life?

http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/2355820.jpg


I am under the impression due to lack of response I should push back the launch another 2 days so I can release it with all of its features working.

So launch date is now (2/12/2014) @ 6:25PM EST or 11:25PM GMT

http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/2355813.jpg

again, sorry guys but atleast the client will be fully functioning.

heres some memes:

http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/2355841.jpg



http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/2355859.jpg



http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/2355876.jpg

haha
why don't you just start over and try advertising the coin more, maybe launch the 15th or something? duck duck coin comes out tonight, so it's good you're not launching tonight also

Or even better, dont launch this at all

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/45858655.jpg
Sounds like a plan, Saturday would actually work for me quite well, that would also allow me time to make a webpage, and create the social networking pages for the coin, as well as create a pool just incase no-one can get a working one up close to launch time.

Tempting, but I don't want to live in a world in which you can't buy things with doll hairs

lol :)

duck duck coin had an EPIC fail launch btw. 60 bitcoins were invested for IPO and SOMEONE FORKED THE COIN. He hasn't released a wallet yet so hopefully he can end it soon, I feel bad for the guy.
I'm down to mine this on saturday. If you're interested in assistance with anything, I'm interested.
I can add a node. Part of the problem with duck duck is he didn't post any nodes, so people made their own fork

Soo..

Ah that is unfortunate, 60 BTC is a lot of money...

Excellent, I will add an initial seed node into the client itself but I would appreciate it a lot if you could be a node as well.

..and dumbererer

that is all i need to hear

i'm almost* speechless.. almost ;)

are we taking retarded to whole new levels or what ?

create new account name copy paste search for bad joke upload post
and you dipshits mine the hell out of it and cry i want pools, exchanges

i am honestly far to embarrassed by all of you to even consider for a second telling anyone i know to come here.

what has changed is this stuff has picked up in popularity and is getting over run by little kids.
the reddit 4chan mem.jpg posting snotty littl ei think i'm funny tweens..
and now we have teh old coin cloners with a rock hard boner about knowing they have the audience they always wanted
dumb fuck lemmings willing chug back as much sperm as they can take !

teg future looks grim and i am really starting to hate kids with a passion..
i feel liek going out and finding the first brat i see and stomping his fuckin face in for fun lol

yoo mad bro orlyliekomgwtfbbq U butthurtz wtf orly liek omg bro dragons coin ..coming soon
pre pre pre announce premien coin ponzi tiem super mega much coin very hashing douche bag Doeg tardlets much love DOG DOEG DOGE !!!

Im sorry you feel that way but in my opinion it makes much more sense to tip doll hairs on reddit as opposed to dogecoin. Yes, more people are getting involved in crypto currency and as we have learned there are different markets, personally I find doll hairs hilarious and I laugh myself thinking about a future in which people tip each other in doll hairs. The fact you are joking about attacking innocent children and find that funny but not doll hairs has got me confused. But hey, everyone has a different sense of humour.

wow let we see.

Little kids can't afford to mine lol
I'm 26. I have 3 dedicated computers mining for me. I have put 90% of my multiple ghash power into mining Doge. Most younger people may not be able to afford mining equipment but at least they know how to use a computer lol
If you can't find any humor in typing stupid stuff then you're a cray cray fuddy duddy. I'm going to laugh if you're younger than me.