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Title: Panhandling Post by: Marlsfarp on July 18, 2010, 11:02:07 PM ::dances::
There once was a pitiful stash Limited by a slow hash. This isn't a joke, Please help out this bloke - Send some electronic cash? ::rattles tip jar:: Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: Quantumplation on July 18, 2010, 11:28:42 PM Hahahaha clever. I'd donate 1 bitcoin, but that would make my balance an uneven number >_>
Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: SmokeTooMuch on July 18, 2010, 11:48:59 PM *donating*
Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: knightmb on July 19, 2010, 01:19:59 AM *sends 1 BTC so he can go play the Pick 3 lotto* Here -> http://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=468.0
;D Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: Bitcoiner on July 19, 2010, 01:27:28 AM Donated :P
Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2010, 06:51:22 AM LOL.I sent you a hash cookie.
:D Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: Inedible on July 19, 2010, 04:48:52 PM ::dances:: There once was a pitiful stash Limited by a slow hash. This isn't a joke, Please help out this bloke - Send some electronic cash? ::rattles tip jar:: Your begging is awfully confusing To a man that's continually losing The roof on his head And the wife in his bed Coz his electricty bill's overloading Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: Marlsfarp on July 20, 2010, 01:51:38 AM Thank'ye kindly, ladies and gentlemen.
And Inedible, I understand, truly, for... Generate? Uneconomical! Hardness is now astronomical! My laptop runs hot But coins? I think not! So I just thought I'd try comical. No economy has ever flourished without annoying street performers. Think about it. ::glances meaningfully at tip jar:: Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: Inedible on July 20, 2010, 05:09:17 PM Laughter and humour contagious,
Nenelod's BitCoin balance outrageous. If spam were a coin, Viagra my loins It helps not with calculation hardness. Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: Dark_Ghost on July 20, 2010, 09:58:41 PM these are some truly inspiring limericks!
Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: Inedible on July 20, 2010, 10:48:49 PM these are some truly inspiring limericks! If payment were made for inspiration My efforts and all my perspiration Would still be worth nought Like a kick in the bot A BitCoin for all my libation? Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: Bitquux on July 21, 2010, 02:06:21 PM If your poetry makes you perspire
Your situation must be quite dire You should get off your chair And comb out your hair Then put yourself up for hire Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: Quantumplation on July 21, 2010, 02:40:27 PM Sweat and employment aside,
For a while, this thread I have eyed, For all the good meant, I still quietly lament for Limericks so pitiful I cried. ;) (Also, I know I'm probably not following the "official" limerick metering, but ah well.) Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: Bitquux on July 21, 2010, 03:29:27 PM It has been an entertaining run.
As for your meter, it matters none. Pitiful or clever, It's a worthwhile endeavor After all, we're just having fun. Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: Quantumplation on July 21, 2010, 03:32:37 PM Fun or competition,
dumb or erudition, the nature of rhyme while we're passing the time is a worthwhile admission. Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: Inedible on July 21, 2010, 03:51:09 PM There once was a coder named Satoshi
Whose BitCoining antics abhorred me But now I've got three BitCoins that I got free I'll be down at the mall for a spree! Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: imnichol on July 27, 2010, 02:29:26 AM Roses are red
Violets are blue Somewhere an english teacher is crying. Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: Inedible on July 30, 2010, 10:11:02 AM Roses are red Violets are blue Somewhere an english teacher is crying. If you knew my English teacher you'd think that was a good thing... :p Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: Quantumplation on July 30, 2010, 03:18:47 PM Roses are red Violets are blue Somewhere an english teacher is crying. Some English teacher be crying, and our limericks she is decrying, and while they are sad, (some even quite bad), we will never, ever stop trying. Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: andy_3_913 on July 30, 2010, 03:57:50 PM bc's running full tilt for nearly 3 weeks,
not a bitcoin in sight, but plenty of 'eeks' my processor says 'please give me a rest' i say 'just shut it you. and just do your best' cpu says 'no please, can't take much more of this' says me 'aye right, you're taking the piss!' cpu 'ok, promise, i'll make you a mint!' alas so far, like real life, i'm still fecking skint' :) Title: Re: Panhandling Post by: Bitquux on July 31, 2010, 12:51:18 AM Across the Net there's much ado
Over money made of CPU The Bitcoin method is tried and true And backed up by peer review At first I doubted, I must confess But I see now as things progress A project like this deserves success So publicize your Bitcoin address I realize, of course, this poem is lame I'm sure you all feel much the same If your teachers cry, I'll take the blame Now I'll go and hang my head in shame |