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July 18, 2010, 11:02:07 PM
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::dances::

There once was a pitiful stash
Limited by a slow hash.
This isn't a joke,
Please help out this bloke -
Send some electronic cash?

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July 18, 2010, 11:28:42 PM
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Hahahaha clever.  I'd donate 1 bitcoin, but that would make my balance an uneven number >_>

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July 18, 2010, 11:48:59 PM
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*donating*

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July 19, 2010, 01:19:59 AM
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*sends 1 BTC so he can go play the Pick 3 lotto* Here -> http://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=468.0
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July 19, 2010, 01:27:28 AM
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July 19, 2010, 06:51:22 AM
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LOL.I sent you a hash cookie.

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July 19, 2010, 04:48:52 PM
Last edit: July 20, 2010, 05:03:24 PM by Inedible
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::dances::

There once was a pitiful stash
Limited by a slow hash.
This isn't a joke,
Please help out this bloke -
Send some electronic cash?

::rattles tip jar::

Your begging is awfully confusing
To a man that's continually losing
The roof on his head
And the wife in his bed
Coz his electricty bill's overloading

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July 20, 2010, 01:51:38 AM
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Thank'ye kindly, ladies and gentlemen.

And Inedible, I understand, truly, for...

Generate? Uneconomical!
Hardness is now astronomical!
My laptop runs hot
But coins? I think not!
So I just thought I'd try comical.

No economy has ever flourished without annoying street performers. Think about it.

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July 20, 2010, 05:09:17 PM
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Laughter and humour contagious,
Nenelod's BitCoin balance outrageous.
If spam were a coin,
Viagra my loins
It helps not with calculation hardness.

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July 20, 2010, 09:58:41 PM
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these are some truly inspiring limericks!
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July 20, 2010, 10:48:49 PM
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these are some truly inspiring limericks!

If payment were made for inspiration
My efforts and all my perspiration
Would still be worth nought
Like a kick in the bot
A BitCoin for all my libation?

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July 21, 2010, 02:06:21 PM
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If your poetry makes you perspire
Your situation must be quite dire
You should get off your chair
And comb out your hair
Then put yourself up for hire
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July 21, 2010, 02:40:27 PM
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Sweat and employment aside,
For a while, this thread I have eyed,
For all the good meant,
I still quietly lament
for Limericks so pitiful I cried.

Wink

(Also, I know I'm probably not following the "official" limerick metering, but ah well.)

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July 21, 2010, 03:29:27 PM
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It has been an entertaining run.
As for your meter, it matters none.
Pitiful or clever,
It's a worthwhile endeavor
After all, we're just having fun.
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July 21, 2010, 03:32:37 PM
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Fun or competition,
dumb or erudition,
the nature of rhyme
while we're passing the time
is a worthwhile admission.

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July 21, 2010, 03:51:09 PM
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There once was a coder named Satoshi
Whose BitCoining antics abhorred me
But now I've got three
BitCoins that I got free
I'll be down at the mall for a spree!

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July 27, 2010, 02:29:26 AM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Somewhere an english teacher is crying.
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July 30, 2010, 10:11:02 AM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Somewhere an english teacher is crying.

If you knew my English teacher you'd think that was a good thing...

:p

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July 30, 2010, 03:18:47 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Somewhere an english teacher is crying.

Some English teacher be crying,
and our limericks she is decrying,
and while they are sad,
(some even quite bad),
we will never, ever stop trying.

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July 30, 2010, 03:57:50 PM
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bc's running full tilt for nearly 3 weeks,
not a bitcoin in sight, but plenty of 'eeks'

my processor says 'please give me a rest'
i say 'just shut it you. and just do your best'

cpu says 'no please, can't take much more of this'
says me 'aye right, you're taking the piss!'

cpu 'ok, promise, i'll make you a mint!'
alas so far, like real life, i'm still fecking skint'

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