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Wait, what? People wipe from the front? As in, you wipe the shit closer to your genitals? That's definitely unsafe.

Where are your genitals?????

If I wipe from front to back, I muss the feces away from my genitals, and towards my lower back.  :)

I assumed "from the front" meant "you pass your hand underneath from the front", which would be wiping from back to front.

I of course wipe from front to back, because I'm not disgusting.

It's simple. You take your hand down from front, stick it up your ass and wipe till the process is complete.

Great factoid. Bitcoin forum by the way.

Proper politicaly correct terms should be use here, so whipping from the front hole (https://www.pluralist.com/posts/1870-medical-site-adopts-the-term-front-hole-to-replace-vagina-in-the-name-of-gender-inclusivity) to the back hole.

Sometimes I just eat toilet paper to speed the whole process up.

Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Its very healthy what you're doing, better than what those fucking perverted doctors give in the name of medicine.

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Hey. We're not all perverts.

On another note, don't even get me started on people who hang the toilet paper under.

It's actually from "benjamindees" not theymos... ref (https://bitcointalk.org/adrotate.php?adinfo)


Surely you'd wipe upwards (from groin to lower back - not exiting the boundaries of where the cheeks begin and end) and then downwards to finish to ensure you get it all ;D.

Passing your hand between your thighs sounds too much like a yoga routine to me...

The Downward Dog Wipe.

"How to wipe". Great Bitcoin and Meta topic!

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Hey, it's a tradition, and tradition is something you cannot just break.

~Vance Wilder  :D

Whatever way you want to wipe is yoiur personal choice.  Some women like sucking on things that taste like shit.  :P

Just don't use "John Wayne" toilet paper... it's rough and tough and won't take shit off anyone. 

I'm feeling out of place here ;D
I didn't do this WIPE thing ever in my whole life for some reason ;D

https://i.imgur.com/oLe4xvN.jpg

It's a WASP thing.

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That is why i am proud to say this, "use water not toilet paper"  ;D . I have seen some article that says water will make the area more hygienic rather than toilet papers. Imagine wiping a shit from a floor with a toilet paper, you will not get the stain off easily and you will need a lot of papers to do so, but with water you can clean it easily and fast and you can use a soap too so it will be more hygienic.

Donators/VIPs/long-time-staff get one free permanent factoid. That's what benjamindees malevolent wanted, so that's what he got. :shrug:

Edit: Actually I looked it up, and that one comes from malevolent, quoting benjamindees. ::)

BTW, it's funny how the values of these things change over time. Donator OgNasty has had one of these mini-ads running since 2012. In 2012 the value of a tiny ad like this was nearly nothing. But since it's been running for so many years, and since the value of forum ads has gone up, I'd estimate the total accumulated value of that ad as at least $30k, maybe more. Whereas OgNasty's 10 BTC donation was worth $47.80 when he donated it, and would be worth $63,934.70 now.

Thanks for that theymos!

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Can I have one? Surely I would fall under the 'long-time-staff'. Not sure what I'd put though, but I'm sure I can think of something. Maybe a link to the rules or the Newbie Welcome message would be a good idea.

What did I just read?

Cmon guys get it together, you're professionals for Jiminy's sake.



The absolute best way to wipe your ass is a combination of bidet/toilet paper; bidet first, toilet paper second.

Does this thread count as literal shitposting?  ;D

I've only ever seen bidets as a place to chuck your dirty towels in hotels but now i'm interested.

Especially if your a woman, then your taint gets dirty unless, that is, you're a taint fondler, thus caressing it nice and clean (ref. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3z_UDlP-uQ).


Boy, I got it all fucked up. I wipe sideways, evident from the brown stains on my white underwear most predominate on the right (your left).

Lmao, why is that adv even there? Is it a joke?

All civilized country have them  ;D, you need to wash your anus after you take a dump, the toilet paper is never enough.  

You're all wrong; simply wasting resources such as clean drinking water and trees for the TP.

I've always preferred using small, slow and preferably fluffy creatures.  8)

After a day spent fountaining feculence all over myself, I coat my lower half in soup, fall asleep on a bed of leaves and awake having had woodland creatures lick it all clean until it sparkles.

This is the only way.

I was thinking about that for a while, and decided that in 1966, there could be people with 25 year old underwear where they were using newspapers to wipe (during the war) instead of splashing out on the expensive luxury of toilet roll. We also can't discound that some of those people might be people that have stood at a urinal with so much confidence that something has come out from the other end (just an idea)...
I don't know how it would get "stained" either if you manage to wipe successfully (see my previous post for how to successfully wipe).

If you pee standing up, make sure that it does not get to the electric socket there...

Please stay on-topic, guys. This thread is all about wiping your ass and NOT about peeing. Feel free to start your own thread about the proper way to pee. There may or may not be a rogue mod ready to exercise his banning powers against those who don't comply with the forum rules regardless of their standings in the crypto space, viz. a renowned goat fucker working with law enforcement to help seek out on-the-run scammers tootin' hundreds of millions of dollars advanced to them via Investardz.

Bruno