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September 13, 2018, 03:20:56 AM
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That is why i am proud to say this, "use water not toilet paper"  Grin . I have seen some article that says water will make the area more hygienic rather than toilet papers. Imagine wiping a shit from a floor with a toilet paper, you will not get the stain off easily and you will need a lot of papers to do so, but with water you can clean it easily and fast and you can use a soap too so it will be more hygienic.
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September 13, 2018, 03:51:27 AM
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Donators/VIPs/long-time-staff get one free permanent factoid. That's what benjamindees malevolent wanted, so that's what he got. :shrug:

Edit: Actually I looked it up, and that one comes from malevolent, quoting benjamindees. Roll Eyes

BTW, it's funny how the values of these things change over time. Donator OgNasty has had one of these mini-ads running since 2012. In 2012 the value of a tiny ad like this was nearly nothing. But since it's been running for so many years, and since the value of forum ads has gone up, I'd estimate the total accumulated value of that ad as at least $30k, maybe more. Whereas OgNasty's 10 BTC donation was worth $47.80 when he donated it, and would be worth $63,934.70 now.

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September 13, 2018, 04:24:22 AM
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BTW, it's funny how the values of these things change over time. Donator OgNasty has had one of these mini-ads running since 2012. In 2012 the value of a tiny ad like this was nearly nothing. But since it's been running for so many years, and since the value of forum ads has gone up, I'd estimate the total accumulated value of that ad as at least $30k, maybe more. Whereas OgNasty's 10 BTC donation was worth $47.80 when he donated it, and would be worth $63,934.70 now.

Thanks for that theymos!

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September 13, 2018, 09:40:40 AM
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Donators/VIPs/long-time-staff get one free permanent factoid. That's what benjamindees malevolent wanted, so that's what he got. :shrug:


Can I have one? Surely I would fall under the 'long-time-staff'. Not sure what I'd put though, but I'm sure I can think of something. Maybe a link to the rules or the Newbie Welcome message would be a good idea.

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September 13, 2018, 10:41:59 AM
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What did I just read?

Cmon guys get it together, you're professionals for Jiminy's sake.



The absolute best way to wipe your ass is a combination of bidet/toilet paper; bidet first, toilet paper second.

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Does this thread count as literal shitposting?  Grin

I've only ever seen bidets as a place to chuck your dirty towels in hotels but now i'm interested.
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September 13, 2018, 01:41:36 PM
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Wait, what? People wipe from the front? As in, you wipe the shit closer to your genitals? That's definitely unsafe.

Especially if your a woman, then your taint gets dirty unless, that is, you're a taint fondler, thus caressing it nice and clean (ref. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3z_UDlP-uQ).

I assumed "from the front" meant "you pass your hand underneath from the front", which would be wiping from back to front.

I of course wipe from front to back, because I'm not disgusting.

Boy, I got it all fucked up. I wipe sideways, evident from the brown stains on my white underwear most predominate on the right (your left).





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September 13, 2018, 01:43:35 PM
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Lmao, why is that adv even there? Is it a joke?
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September 13, 2018, 04:59:43 PM
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Does this thread count as literal shitposting?  Grin

I've only ever seen bidets as a place to chuck your dirty towels in hotels but now i'm interested.

All civilized country have them  Grin, you need to wash your anus after you take a dump, the toilet paper is never enough.  



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September 14, 2018, 02:13:28 AM
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You're all wrong; simply wasting resources such as clean drinking water and trees for the TP.

I've always preferred using small, slow and preferably fluffy creatures.  Cool

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September 14, 2018, 03:22:35 AM
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The absolute best way to wipe your ass is a combination of bidet/toilet paper; bidet first, toilet paper second.

After a day spent fountaining feculence all over myself, I coat my lower half in soup, fall asleep on a bed of leaves and awake having had woodland creatures lick it all clean until it sparkles.

This is the only way.

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September 15, 2018, 10:34:52 PM
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In his 1966 book The Bathroom, Alexander Kira goes on at great length at how useless toilet paper is at actually cleaning our rear ends. He quotes a British study that found that 44% of men had stained underwear, and concludes that “we are primarily concerned with the appearance of cleanliness… What we cannot see or directly experience or what others cannot readily see, we ignore.” He recommended the use of a bidet, but regretted that in North America, it was almost unknown or identified with sexual immorality. That was
almost 40 years ago; the combo toilet/bidet existed, but was still experimental.

I was thinking about that for a while, and decided that in 1966, there could be people with 25 year old underwear where they were using newspapers to wipe (during the war) instead of splashing out on the expensive luxury of toilet roll. We also can't discound that some of those people might be people that have stood at a urinal with so much confidence that something has come out from the other end (just an idea)...
I don't know how it would get "stained" either if you manage to wipe successfully (see my previous post for how to successfully wipe).

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If you pee standing up, make sure that it does not get to the electric socket there...

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If you pee standing up, make sure that it does not get to the electric socket there...


Please stay on-topic, guys. This thread is all about wiping your ass and NOT about peeing. Feel free to start your own thread about the proper way to pee. There may or may not be a rogue mod ready to exercise his banning powers against those who don't comply with the forum rules regardless of their standings in the crypto space, viz. a renowned goat fucker working with law enforcement to help seek out on-the-run scammers tootin' hundreds of millions of dollars advanced to them via Investardz.

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