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Title: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: nutildah on April 01, 2019, 05:30:47 AM We will be cross referencing your input here vs. what was stated on your KYC form. If the two do not match, we (I) will be issuing you a personalized Red Trust™ for KYC evasion, and may issue you one anyway depending on the seriousness of the crime.
https://ak4.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/16734484/thumb/1.jpg I'll get the ball rolling to show you how its done: My biggest crime is having too big of a heart. :'( *MATCHED* See? That was easy. Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: hacker1001101001 on April 01, 2019, 05:37:50 AM What can you say about theymos uploading the pic from an Amazon.com product model for his KYC pic verification?
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5124947.msg50402147#msg50402147 Can you please verify this as an KYC evasion? Red tag would be OK ::) By the way one of my listed crime in the form is smoking blunt in an no somking place. Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: nutildah on April 01, 2019, 05:44:07 AM What can you say about theymos uploading the pic from an Amazon.com product model for his KYC pic verification? https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5124947.msg50402147#msg50402147 Can you please verify this as an KYC evasion? Red tag would be OK ::) Definitely bannable offense. Plus I'm not a big fan of word play. Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: Lauda on April 01, 2019, 05:54:07 AM If one is to believe every thread created against me, this would not end well for me. Where are those damned pills when you need them. :D Love all the genders listed on there.
Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: LoyceV on April 01, 2019, 06:11:10 AM My biggest crime: selling 0.5 BTC for 200 euro. It's not officially a crime (yet), but it should be :o
Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: Foxpup on April 01, 2019, 06:18:08 AM We will be cross referencing your input here vs. what was stated on your KYC form. If the two do not match, we (I) will be issuing you a personalized Red Trust™ for KYC evasion, and may issue you one anyway depending on the seriousness of the crime. Whelp, I knew I shouldn't have been too honest on that form. *sigh*Possession of furry pornography (52,427 counts) Production of furry pornography (2 counts) Accessory to bestiality (17,532 counts) Solicitation of bestiality (135 counts) :-[ If one is to believe every thread created against me, this would not end well for me. Too late, I already named you as (one of many) accomplices on the "romantic partners" question. Sorry.Love all the genders listed on there. You'll love them even more when the sentencing judge decides which prison to send us to. :-\Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: o_e_l_e_o on April 01, 2019, 06:19:50 AM I pretended to do unspeakable things, whilst I was actually eating a taco, in exchange for bitcoins.
Quote from: LoyceV Verified human Lies!Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: lobcmt2 on April 01, 2019, 06:21:06 AM Tomorrow, theymos will appear here with accusations from community that he run away with all users' KYC.
It might be the biggest crime of theymos in the forum more than 10 years he joined, then managed the forum so far. Do you agree with me at the imagined story on theymos? Something like this: Scam accusation: "Theymos run away with KYCs" Who verified LoyceV as a human? Result of KYC verification should be AI, instead. My biggest crime: selling 0.5 BTC for 200 euro. It's not officially a crime (yet), but it should be :o I agreed with you.Quote from: LoyceV Verified human Lies!Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: nutildah on April 01, 2019, 06:24:45 AM If one is to believe every thread created against me, this would not end well for me. Where are those damned pills when you need them. :D Love all the genders listed on there. Tagged for not selecting the correct gender. My biggest crime: selling 0.5 BTC for 200 euro. It's not officially a crime (yet), but it should be :o >:( Tagged! Possession of furry pornography (52,427 counts) Production of furry pornography (2 counts) Accessory to bestiality (17,532 counts) Solicitation of bestiality (135 counts) *MATCHED* Confirmed by online court records. Still tagged for committing a misdemeanor or felony in 43 states. Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: RapTarX on April 01, 2019, 06:33:44 AM Here's mine, I already have created a thread about this.
I want to spend bitcoin for food, rent, everything I purchase daily. Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: Quickseller on April 01, 2019, 06:40:29 AM If one is to believe every thread created against me, this would not end well for me. Where are those damned pills when you need them. :D Love all the genders listed on there. Perhaps you could admit to your crimes (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1764757.0). Your verification ("Verified Snowflake") fits you well considering how you try to silence anyone who ever criticizes you with negative trust. It is too bad theymos did verify you as a "Verified extortionist" Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: cabalism13 on April 01, 2019, 06:41:10 AM Posting April Fools Ideas :P
Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: nutildah on April 01, 2019, 06:42:46 AM I pretended to do unspeakable things, whilst I was actually eating a taco, in exchange for bitcoins. Tagged for using a word spinner to avoid plagiarism. Quote from: LoyceV Verified human Lies!*MATCHED* It might be the biggest crime of theymos in the forum more than 10 years he joined *NOT MATCHED* Here's mine, I already have created a thread about this. I want to spend bitcoin for food, rent, everything I purchase daily. Tagged for believing a non-crime is a crime. Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: ryzaadit on April 01, 2019, 07:13:01 AM My crime is: Saying CSW not a real Satoshi and then he tried to arrested all people who say to him "FAKE TOSHI", all people will going to jail because of this dramatic scheme from CSW.
Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: nutildah on April 01, 2019, 07:22:33 AM My crime is: Saying CSW not a real Satoshi and then he tried to arrested all people who say to him "FAKE TOSHI", all people will going to jail because of this dramatic scheme from CSW. *MATCHED* What can I say, this is a true story. Posting April Fools Ideas :P *MATCHED* Tagged for not posting the correct idea. Your verification ("Verified Snowflake") fits you well considering how you try to silence anyone who ever criticizes you with negative trust. It is too bad theymos did verify you as a "Verified extortionist" Tagged for not having a sense of humor. Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: LoyceV on April 01, 2019, 07:27:34 AM Who verified LoyceV as a human? Result of KYC verification should be AI, instead. Quote from: LoyceV Verified human Lies!complain to me (quote slightly taken out of context)Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: Carrelmae10 on April 01, 2019, 07:57:52 AM ..I have not submitted the kyc form because of this..https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5124947.msg50402335#msg50402335
anyway,,my biggest crime I commited is that "pretending to be wealthier in the field of cryptocurrency"..but opposite to what range of life I have now..lol :D :D :D Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: creeps on April 01, 2019, 09:41:00 AM I've been pretending to be a creeps of sentinel all the time, I've been controlled by Furion. Sorry for this one, I still want to continue my fight so please forgive me. :-\
- I'm a verified bear. :D :D :D Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: cryptjh on April 01, 2019, 10:02:01 AM My Biggest crime was committed in 2017 when was when I was buying Bitcoin Cash, thinking that bitcoin Cash was the real bitcoin.
I'm very sorry about that, but at least I know better now. Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: nutildah on April 01, 2019, 10:09:42 AM anyway,,my biggest crime I commited is that "pretending to be wealthier in the field of cryptocurrency"..but opposite to what range of life I have now..lol :D :D :D *MATCHED* We all do this. However, you admitted it, therefore I'm tagging you for Lying. I've been pretending to be a creeps of sentinel all the time, I've been controlled by Furion. Sorry for this one, I still want to continue my fight so please forgive me. :-\ *MATCHED* Tagged for having an alt. - I'm a verified bear. :D :D :D DOUBLE-TAGGED! My Biggest crime was committed in 2017 when was when I was buying Bitcoin Cash, thinking that bitcoin Cash was the real bitcoin. :o BANNED! Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: suchmoon on April 01, 2019, 01:44:12 PM So many to choose from...
- sending merits - receiving merits - reporting posts - being in DT - being an asshole All grave crimes according to our resident criminology expert (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=92110) who is conspicuously absent from the KYC process. Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: nutildah on April 01, 2019, 03:23:22 PM So many to choose from... - sending merits - receiving merits - reporting posts - being in DT - being an asshole *MATCHED* But being an asshole is required for being in DT, so I'm tagging you for being redundant. Speaking of redundant, All grave crimes according to our resident criminology expert (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=92110) who is conspicuously absent from the KYC process. Probably in the middle of writing a 2,500 word essay to theymos about why he is wrong for mandating KYC. This person is perfect in every way and has never been wrong, so I have no reason to tag them. Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: cryptohunter on April 01, 2019, 03:55:26 PM So many to choose from... - having observable double standards in several instances - cycling merits with pals - supporting proven scum bags and getting them on DT - being in DirtTurds - being a snitchy scumbag for pathetic crap - accusing "most" pre merit legends of being spammers - Claiming that " it is stupid and incorrect to assume that some of the 0.13% of the board can make posts as good or better than some of the 99.87% of the board. - being grossly net negative by trying to prevent a fair and equal system for all being developed. - having not achieved anything of real note. - wasting cryptohunters valuable time presenting bogus arguments that I debunk myself because I'm a moron. - smelling bad - looking dreadful All grave crimes according to our resident criminology expert (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=92110) who is conspicuously absent from the KYC process. my crimes - telling the truth and presenting observable events from the post histories of some scum bags after they attacked me personally for no particular reason. - pushing for a fair and equal environment for all. Every day is april fools on meta so why the fuss. @notildah you forgot to add buying your account from nutildah I would never skimp to 2500 words -- please less of the insults. Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: Foxpup on April 01, 2019, 04:22:33 PM So many to choose from... - having observable double standards in several instances - cycling merits with pals - supporting proven scum bags and getting them on DT - being in DirtTurds - being a snitchy scumbag for pathetic crap - accusing "most" pre merit legends of being spammers - Claiming that " it is stupid and incorrect to assume that some of the 0.13% of the board can make posts as good or better than some of the 99.87% of the board. - being grossly net negative by trying to prevent a fair and equal system for all being developed. - having not achieved anything of real note. - wasting cryptohunters valuable time presenting bogus arguments that I debunk myself because I'm a moron. - smelling bad - looking dreadful All grave crimes according to our resident criminology expert (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=92110) who is conspicuously absent from the KYC process. Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: cryptohunter on April 01, 2019, 04:29:05 PM So many to choose from... - having observable double standards in several instances - cycling merits with pals - supporting proven scum bags and getting them on DT - being in DirtTurds - being a snitchy scumbag for pathetic crap - accusing "most" pre merit legends of being spammers - Claiming that " it is stupid and incorrect to assume that some of the 0.13% of the board can make posts as good or better than some of the 99.87% of the board. - being grossly net negative by trying to prevent a fair and equal system for all being developed. - having not achieved anything of real note. - wasting cryptohunters valuable time presenting bogus arguments that I debunk myself because I'm a moron. - smelling bad - looking dreadful All grave crimes according to our resident criminology expert (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=92110) who is conspicuously absent from the KYC process. Ah the girl who does not give one fuck about me, back again :). I know you're all there panting away in those heavy house wifey sighs waiting for my gorgeous kyc pics. Well, okay then regarding suchmoons appearance... beauty is in the eye of the beholder I believe they say. You likely love the smell of stale and rancid urine so I will let you challenge me her scent too...haah I'm glad you challenged the one(of2) you know is not observably undeniable. Happy april fools day... fools. Anyway I stated my crimes I feel better getting those off my chest. Sorry, and I promise to repeat them as often as possible. Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: nutildah on April 01, 2019, 04:30:17 PM my crimes - telling the truth and presenting observable events from the post histories of some scum bags after they attacked me personally for no particular reason. - pushing for a fair and equal environment for all. Every day is april fools on meta so why the fuss. @notildah you forgot to add buying your account from nutildah I would never skimp to 2500 words -- please less of the insults. notildah... good one... I'm green tagging you for Good Puns. Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: Foxpup on April 01, 2019, 04:58:58 PM I know you're all there panting away in those heavy house wifey sighs waiting for my gorgeous kyc pics. Come on, I showed you mine (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5124947.msg50401418#msg50401418). You wouldn't keep a cute little vixen like me waiting, would you? :-*You likely love the smell of stale and rancid urine so I will let you challenge me her scent too...haah Actually, that's my scent. Everyone on DT still reeks of it following my bid to get on DT1 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5107427.msg50378207#msg50378207) via... vixenly methods. :-[Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: Steamtyme on April 01, 2019, 05:01:03 PM Oh no I never thought someone would find my confession, it was late and I was sleepy. Why did I trust theymos with my most intimate of information.
Well I admitted to killing people :o ... with kindness There face goes all contorted, it really is a sight to see. I think I admitted something else but don't remember. ::) Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: Crypto Girl on April 02, 2019, 07:12:15 AM Why did I trust theymos with my most intimate of information. We're all being fooled and actually thinking what the heck is the credit card number was all about, maybe Theymos might used it for shopping. Currently, don't have any biggest crime so far, I don't think it's crime when I farted in the train while it's loaded, and everyone think that the man beside me is the one. I think it's the perks. ;DTitle: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: YOSHIE on April 02, 2019, 08:18:59 AM The crime I have seen, if you are involved in a crime, avoid this prison.
This prison is very deadly, for newcomers no exception, the new ones coming in, you have to serve homo sexsual with bloody butts, serving 10 bosses, criminals every day. With 1.5x1,5 lovemaking room. Don't expect you can watch television, luxury facilities or sleep, in short, the name is Hell on Earth. This is a crime I have met in this world. In hot weather, crowded places, where every prisoner must die every day, not eat, and die in a room 1.5x1.5 square. Outbreaks of haunting diseases, medical inadequacies are very bad on the face of hell. Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: LoyceV on April 02, 2019, 09:22:08 AM This prison is very deadly It depends on the country you're in.Norway: https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/world-prison-cells-prisoners-30-5b3f2cdc4d886__700.jpg The Netherlands: https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/world-prison-cells-prisoners-11-5b34e59c21767__700.jpg Malawi: https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/world-prison-cells-prisoners-13-5b34e832a9a2b__700.jpg Haiti: https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/world-prison-cells-prisoners-1-5b34c82a79d26__700.jpg Russia: https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/world-prison-cells-prisoners-16-5b34eb7976cce__700.jpg (image source (https://www.boredpanda.com/world-prison-cells-prisoners/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic)) Title: Re: Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory) Post by: El duderino_ on April 02, 2019, 09:32:26 AM @nutildah..... ----> you wanna crush my trustlist?? ::)
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