Please list your biggest crime here. (Mandatory)

[nutildah]

We will be cross referencing your input here vs. what was stated on your KYC form. If the two do not match, we (I) will be issuing you a personalized Red Trust™ for KYC evasion, and may issue you one anyway depending on the seriousness of the crime.



I'll get the ball rolling to show you how its done:

My biggest crime is having too big of a heart. 

*MATCHED*

See? That was easy.

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[hacker1001101001]

What can you say about theymos uploading the pic from an Amazon.com product model for his KYC pic verification?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5124947.msg50402147#msg50402147

Can you please verify this as an KYC evasion? Red tag would be OK


By the way one of my listed crime in the form is smoking blunt in an no somking place.

[nutildah]

What can you say about theymos uploading the pic from an Amazon.com product model for his KYC pic verification?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5124947.msg50402147#msg50402147

Can you please verify this as an KYC evasion? Red tag would be OK

Definitely bannable offense.

Plus I'm not a big fan of word play.

[Lauda]

If one is to believe every thread created against me, this would not end well for me. Where are those damned pills when you need them. Love all the genders listed on there.

[LoyceV]

My biggest crime: selling 0.5 BTC for 200 euro. It's not officially a crime (yet), but it should be

[Foxpup]

We will be cross referencing your input here vs. what was stated on your KYC form. If the two do not match, we (I) will be issuing you a personalized Red Trust™ for KYC evasion, and may issue you one anyway depending on the seriousness of the crime.

Whelp, I knew I shouldn't have been too honest on that form. *sigh*

Possession of furry pornography (52,427 counts)
Production of furry pornography (2 counts)
Accessory to bestiality (17,532 counts)
Solicitation of bestiality (135 counts)

If one is to believe every thread created against me, this would not end well for me.

Too late, I already named you as (one of many) accomplices on the "romantic partners" question. Sorry.

Love all the genders listed on there.

You'll love them even more when the sentencing judge decides which prison to send us to.

[o_e_l_e_o]

I pretended to do unspeakable things, whilst I was actually eating a taco, in exchange for bitcoins.

Verified human

Lies!

[lobcmt2]

Tomorrow, theymos will appear here with accusations from community that he run away with all users' KYC.
It might be the biggest crime of theymos in the forum more than 10 years he joined, then managed the forum so far.
Do you agree with me at the imagined story on theymos?
Something like this:
Scam accusation: "Theymos run away with KYCs"
Who verified LoyceV as a human? Result of KYC verification should be AI, instead.

My biggest crime: selling 0.5 BTC for 200 euro. It's not officially a crime (yet), but it should be

I agreed with you.

Verified human

Lies!

[nutildah]

If one is to believe every thread created against me, this would not end well for me. Where are those damned pills when you need them. Love all the genders listed on there.

Tagged for not selecting the correct gender.

My biggest crime: selling 0.5 BTC for 200 euro. It's not officially a crime (yet), but it should be

  Tagged!

Possession of furry pornography (52,427 counts)
Production of furry pornography (2 counts)
Accessory to bestiality (17,532 counts)
Solicitation of bestiality (135 counts)

*MATCHED*

Confirmed by online court records.

Still tagged for committing a misdemeanor or felony in 43 states.

[RapTarX]

Here's mine, I already have created a thread about this.

I want to spend bitcoin for food, rent, everything I purchase daily.

[Quickseller]

If one is to believe every thread created against me, this would not end well for me. Where are those damned pills when you need them. Love all the genders listed on there.

Perhaps you could admit to your crimes.

Your verification ("Verified Snowflake") fits you well considering how you try to silence anyone who ever criticizes you with negative trust. It is too bad theymos did verify you as a "Verified extortionist"

[cabalism13]

Posting April Fools Ideas

[nutildah]

I pretended to do unspeakable things, whilst I was actually eating a taco, in exchange for bitcoins.

Tagged for using a word spinner to avoid plagiarism.

Verified human

Lies!

*MATCHED*

It might be the biggest crime of theymos in the forum more than 10 years he joined

*NOT MATCHED*

Here's mine, I already have created a thread about this.

I want to spend bitcoin for food, rent, everything I purchase daily.

Tagged for believing a non-crime is a crime.

[ryzaadit]

My crime is: Saying CSW not a real Satoshi and then he tried to arrested all people who say to him "FAKE TOSHI", all people will going to jail because of this dramatic scheme from CSW.

[nutildah]

My crime is: Saying CSW not a real Satoshi and then he tried to arrested all people who say to him "FAKE TOSHI", all people will going to jail because of this dramatic scheme from CSW.

*MATCHED*

What can I say, this is a true story.

Posting April Fools Ideas

*MATCHED*

Tagged for not posting the correct idea.

Your verification ("Verified Snowflake") fits you well considering how you try to silence anyone who ever criticizes you with negative trust. It is too bad theymos did verify you as a "Verified extortionist"

Tagged for not having a sense of humor.

[LoyceV]

Who verified LoyceV as a human? Result of KYC verification should be AI, instead.

Verified human

Lies!

complain to me

(quote slightly taken out of context)

[Carrelmae10]

..I have not submitted the kyc form because of this..https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5124947.msg50402335#msg50402335

anyway,,my biggest crime I commited is that "pretending to be wealthier in the field of cryptocurrency"..but opposite to what range of life I have now..lol

[creeps]

I've been pretending to be a creeps of sentinel all the time, I've been controlled by Furion. Sorry for this one, I still want to continue my fight so please forgive me.  

- I'm a verified bear. 

[cryptjh]

My Biggest crime was committed in 2017 when was when I was buying Bitcoin Cash, thinking that bitcoin Cash was the real bitcoin.

I'm very sorry about that, but at least I know better now.

[nutildah]

anyway,,my biggest crime I commited is that "pretending to be wealthier in the field of cryptocurrency"..but opposite to what range of life I have now..lol

*MATCHED*

We all do this. However, you admitted it, therefore I'm tagging you for Lying.

I've been pretending to be a creeps of sentinel all the time, I've been controlled by Furion. Sorry for this one, I still want to continue my fight so please forgive me. 

*MATCHED*

Tagged for having an alt.

- I'm a verified bear. 

DOUBLE-TAGGED!

My Biggest crime was committed in 2017 when was when I was buying Bitcoin Cash, thinking that bitcoin Cash was the real bitcoin.

  BANNED!