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Economy => Service Discussion => Topic started by: daviducsb on March 21, 2014, 08:47:29 AM



Title: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: daviducsb on March 21, 2014, 08:47:29 AM
Karpeles wanted a no questions asked bailout from the bitcoin community over the (comparatively small, maybe $20,000,000 to $100,000,000 worth of) liability he had that exceeded the amount of bitcoin gox had on deposit. He probably has a borderline personality, did not like the ridicule and lack of help and then figured that if he was not going to get bailed out then bitcoin would go down in flames as well. He probably did not count on bitcoin's resilience and price support from VC's/

Now he is on meds and trying to figure things out, more bitcoin will probably be "found."

That's been my theory for a few weeks, now looks more likely....



Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: p2pbucks on March 21, 2014, 09:06:52 AM
No bail out ! bail in , he need to save GOX himself ;D


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: Bit_Happy on March 21, 2014, 09:35:39 AM
When Mark gets arrested will he be able to make bail?


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: Kazimir on March 21, 2014, 10:29:16 AM
If Mark doesn't end up in jail, he'll be assassinated. Nobody publicly steals $500 million and walks away with it.


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: seriouscoin on March 21, 2014, 10:34:31 AM
If Mark doesn't end up in jail, he'll be assassinated. Nobody publicly steals $500 million and walks away with it.

What make you think these are exclusive?

I would say, the outcome contains both


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: Kazimir on March 21, 2014, 10:42:09 AM
If Mark doesn't end up in jail, he'll be assassinated. Nobody publicly steals $500 million and walks away with it.

What make you think these are exclusive?
What makes you think I think they are exclusive? I didn't say (or exclude) anything about the case where he does end up in jail ;)

But I agree, the ideal (and probably the most likely) outcome would involve both.


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: Bit_Happy on March 21, 2014, 11:17:23 AM
If Mark doesn't end up in jail, he'll be assassinated. Nobody publicly steals $500 million and walks away with it.

If Mark is working for "deep-cover" Feds and he gets into a "witness protection" type of program, then he will live comfortably and the spooks will get the $500,000,000.
Watch the fat man disappear.  :o


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: DobZombie on March 21, 2014, 12:01:50 PM
Watch the fat man disappear.  :o

Ya can't make a fat fuck like that disappear.

Hiding him behind Jupiter wouldn't even work...


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: erono on March 21, 2014, 12:03:45 PM
nobody will bail Karpeles out


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: LiteCoinGuy on March 21, 2014, 12:06:21 PM
lets buy him a "fraudochino"


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: franky1 on March 21, 2014, 12:09:28 PM
If Mark doesn't end up in jail, he'll be assassinated. Nobody publicly steals $500 million and walks away with it.

What make you think these are exclusive?
What makes you think I think they are exclusive? I didn't say (or exclude) anything about the case where he does end up in jail ;)

But I agree, the ideal (and probably the most likely) outcome would involve both.
you got a point there
imagine a guy had just 10k coin ($6mill) in mtgox in previous years. then through a random crime that is not linked, he got sent to prison. blissfully thinking he is sitting on a hidden nestegg of $6mill when he gets released.

now fast forward to last month. using his TV privileges he finds out his nestegg might be gone.. what would he do if he seen karpeles walk into his wing of the same prison........


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: Littleshop on March 21, 2014, 01:05:06 PM
If Mark doesn't end up in jail, he'll be assassinated. Nobody publicly steals $500 million and walks away with it.

In America if you steal enough from as many people as possible you often get neither.  Sometimes you get a bonus. 


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: FeedbackLoop on March 21, 2014, 01:07:23 PM
If Mark doesn't end up in jail, he'll be assassinated. Nobody publicly steals $500 million and walks away with it.

In America if you steal enough from as many people as possible you often get neither.  Sometimes you get a bonus. 

Epic answer. Not just in America unfortunately...



Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: seriouscoin on March 21, 2014, 01:10:25 PM
If Mark doesn't end up in jail, he'll be assassinated. Nobody publicly steals $500 million and walks away with it.

In America if you steal enough from as many people as possible you often get neither.  Sometimes you get a bonus. 

Also in France, Germany, England, .....

Yeah.... but you nicely left those out.


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: Massimo80 on March 21, 2014, 01:35:49 PM
Oh, well, in Italy if you steal enough you usually end up in Parliament.
If you really steal high enough you can even become Prime Minister.


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: jack0m on March 21, 2014, 01:55:43 PM
If you really steal high enough you can even become Prime Minister.


That's usually not enough. You also need to bribe some of the other thieves who sit in Parliament


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: BitOnyx on March 21, 2014, 02:18:49 PM
Well at point when you steal enough of money you can buy yourself helpful services.


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: dleader on March 21, 2014, 02:20:33 PM
Well at point when you steal enough of money you can buy yourself helpful services.

"Mark will pay." The Yakuza.


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: PrintMule on March 21, 2014, 03:05:45 PM
Watch the fat man disappear.  :o

Ya can't make a fat fuck like that disappear.

Hiding him behind Jupiter wouldn't even work...

maybe vice versa? hiding Jupiter behind him?

http://i60.tinypic.com/dxmtxi.jpg

Anyway, he can be a puppet/scapegoat for all we care. These cases of bitcoin frauds always center around one person, while there could be a whole ring of shady people involved.


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: techgeek on March 21, 2014, 03:23:47 PM

Well of course he wanted a bail out. He thought everything revolved around him because of being the first exchanges and being around a long time, plus being on the board of bitcoin foundation.

But yeah, I see your point. All the mined coins or good amount being held by one person.


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: RodeoX on March 21, 2014, 03:26:06 PM
Thankfully, this is a free market. There are no bailouts possible and no one is too big to fail.


Title: Re: Karpeles wanted a bailout
Post by: DobZombie on March 25, 2014, 02:13:49 PM
Watch the fat man disappear.  :o

Ya can't make a fat fuck like that disappear.

Hiding him behind Jupiter wouldn't even work...

maybe vice versa? hiding Jupiter behind him?

http://i60.tinypic.com/dxmtxi.jpg

Anyway, he can be a puppet/scapegoat for all we care. These cases of bitcoin frauds always center around one person, while there could be a whole ring of shady people involved.

*slow claps*

http://img.sadistic.pl/pics/38b13aa79773.jpg