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Title: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: Acidyo on May 07, 2014, 06:19:33 PM You become really rich, money won't ever be a problem anymore.
You are addicted to gambling. Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: BTCLotto on May 08, 2014, 12:22:06 AM Superpower = X-Ray vision.
Curse = Kills anyone you use it on in a slow painful way. Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: BTCLotto on May 08, 2014, 12:23:46 AM can drink 24 Sprites in one sitting curse: slow metabolism, type II diabetic Hahahaha this one made me laugh Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: Minor Miner on May 08, 2014, 12:24:07 AM incredibly heightened sense of smell.
chronic flatulence Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: b!z on May 08, 2014, 03:14:33 AM able to order ASICs for a good price
they never arrive Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: Caelan on May 08, 2014, 05:09:06 AM Winning 1BTC from some Giveaway and sent it to wallet.qt which is I just download.
Broken HDD <-- Bad Sector on my laptop just a few second after I sync and I send the addy. Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: abacus on May 08, 2014, 07:27:29 AM You can travel in the time by many years.
You can never come back where you have already been. Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: Ignacia on May 08, 2014, 12:08:52 PM Can get many BTC easily.
but can't spend it. Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: Varicon on May 08, 2014, 12:18:57 PM Can see through clothes
Doesn't work on humans Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: hilariousandco on May 08, 2014, 12:19:52 PM The power of flight (like Superman).
Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go ;D. Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: Snorek on May 08, 2014, 12:20:35 PM Superpower: You can see through the walls
Supercurse: You cannot see in any other way Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: Acidyo on May 08, 2014, 02:09:36 PM Superpower: You can see through the walls Supercurse: You cannot see in any other way "Oh hey Bill, could yo go behind that wall while we're talking so I can see you." Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: Acidyo on May 08, 2014, 02:10:31 PM The power of flight (like Superman). Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go ;D. Haha that's actually hilarious. I can picture it in my mind. Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: umair127 on May 08, 2014, 02:19:25 PM The power of flight (like Superman). Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go ;D. Haha that's actually hilarious. I can picture it in my mind. actually this would be great if someone can do illustrations of this ideas, kinda like, would make good card collector items Like the garbage pail kids Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: guybrushthreepwood on May 08, 2014, 04:13:33 PM The power of flight (like Superman). Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go ;D. Haha that's actually hilarious. I can picture it in my mind. I laughed out loud at that one. My one would be I could shoot lazers out of my eyes, but everytime I did one also came out of my dick lol Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: hilariousandco on May 08, 2014, 04:37:41 PM The power of flight (like Superman). Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go ;D. Haha that's actually hilarious. I can picture it in my mind. actually this would be great if someone can do illustrations of this ideas, kinda like, would make good card collector items Like the garbage pail kids Some of these ones that have been suggested would make funny little comics. Anyone up for it? I thought of another one: Invisibility. But my curse is I instantly lose my invisibility when I get aroused leaving me standing there naked and embarrassed ;D. Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: Dafar on May 08, 2014, 04:55:48 PM Superpower = telekinesis, mind control, ability to fly and travel thru time
Curse = all women want my cock Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: dragone on May 08, 2014, 06:53:02 PM But everything is consider a gamble no?
Atleast you got peoples attention with your money right? lol. Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: Richard213 on May 08, 2014, 07:10:55 PM Superpower: You can see through the walls Supercurse: You cannot see in any other way "Oh hey Bill, could yo go behind that wall while we're talking so I can see you." hahahaha, this made my day Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: Warning__3 on May 08, 2014, 07:51:21 PM The power to turn any metal into pure silver,
Curse of having to eat pure gold every day to survive. Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: Acidyo on May 09, 2014, 08:28:46 AM Superpower: viagra 24/7
Curse: you can never ejaculate Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: Snorek on May 09, 2014, 12:05:47 PM Superpower: viagra 24/7 Curse: you can never ejaculate And we have a winner! :D At least from male point of view :) Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: coinsandcoins on July 19, 2014, 11:48:08 AM Superpower = You get a Dollar every time you cough in public
Curse = Anyone you cough on gets a disease that has no cure Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: hilariousandco on July 19, 2014, 12:08:18 PM Superpower = You get a Dollar every time you cough in public Curse = Anyone you cough on gets a disease that has no cure That curse isn't really a funny one though is it? :D Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: Lethn on July 19, 2014, 12:12:14 PM Superpower: You can seduce ANYONE
Curse: You must have sex at least once a day or you'll die Oh wait, funny combination? Nevermind :P Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: woufwouf on July 19, 2014, 12:18:06 PM Superpower = able to transform into any animal
Curse = can't resist to eat the favorite foods of the animal Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: Bitcoinexp on July 19, 2014, 01:02:47 PM Superpower:You can eat an infinite amount of food.
Curse:You can only eat jalapenos. Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: Lauda on July 19, 2014, 01:04:58 PM Superpower: You are able to travel through time.
Curse: You can't specify year you want to arrive. Title: Re: You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination! Post by: Bitcoin Magazine on July 19, 2014, 01:13:57 PM Superpower: infinite money
Curse: must wait a certain amount of time for a transaction to complete |