You have one superpower and one curse, find a funny combination!

[Acidyo]

You become really rich, money won't ever be a problem anymore.

You are addicted to gambling.

[BTCLotto]

Superpower = X-Ray vision.

Curse = Kills anyone you use it on in a slow painful way.

[BTCLotto]

can drink 24 Sprites in one sitting

curse:  slow metabolism, type II diabetic

Hahahaha this one made me laugh

[Minor Miner]

incredibly heightened sense of smell.

chronic flatulence

[b!z]

able to order ASICs for a good price

they never arrive

[Caelan]

Winning 1BTC from some Giveaway and sent it to wallet.qt which is I just download.

Broken HDD <-- Bad Sector on my laptop just a few second after I sync and I send the addy.

[abacus]

You can travel in the time by many years.

You can never come back where you have already been.

[Ignacia]

Can get many BTC easily.
but can't spend it.

[Varicon]

Can see through clothes

Doesn't work on humans

[hilariousandco]

The power of flight (like Superman).

Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go .

[Snorek]

Superpower: You can see through the walls
Supercurse: You cannot see in any other way

[Acidyo]

Superpower: You can see through the walls
Supercurse: You cannot see in any other way

"Oh hey Bill, could yo go behind that wall while we're talking so I can see you."

[Acidyo]

The power of flight (like Superman).

Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go .

Haha that's actually hilarious. I can picture it in my mind.

[umair127]

The power of flight (like Superman).

Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go .

Haha that's actually hilarious. I can picture it in my mind.

actually this would be great if someone can do illustrations of this ideas, kinda like, would make good card collector items  Like the garbage pail kids

[guybrushthreepwood]

The power of flight (like Superman).

Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go .

Haha that's actually hilarious. I can picture it in my mind.

I laughed out loud at that one.

My one would be I could shoot lazers out of my eyes, but everytime I did one also came out of my dick lol

[hilariousandco]

The power of flight (like Superman).

Horrifically shit myself with diarrhoea everytime I set off leaving a shitty chemtrail wherever I go .

Haha that's actually hilarious. I can picture it in my mind.

actually this would be great if someone can do illustrations of this ideas, kinda like, would make good card collector items  Like the garbage pail kids

Some of these ones that have been suggested would make funny little comics. Anyone up for it?

I thought of another one: Invisibility. But my curse is I instantly lose my invisibility when I get aroused leaving me standing there naked and embarrassed .

[Dafar]

Superpower = telekinesis, mind control, ability to fly and travel thru time

Curse = all women want my cock

[dragone]

But everything is consider a gamble no?

Atleast you got peoples attention with your money right? lol.

[Richard213]

Superpower: You can see through the walls
Supercurse: You cannot see in any other way

"Oh hey Bill, could yo go behind that wall while we're talking so I can see you."

hahahaha, this made my day

[Warning__3]

The power to turn any metal into pure silver,
Curse of having to eat pure gold every day to survive.