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Title: Newbie info DID NOT help me Post by: Atrum on February 14, 2012, 12:50:48 AM People, I just wanna go to SR and buy benzos. It is all I want. I have a mt.gox account with no idea on how to use it. I tried adding money to it, and it it told me to "use" some address with a jumble of letters. Kay, how do I "use" this so called address? All I simply want to do is to move fifteen measly us dollars from my pitiful checkings account and I have already read the newbie info on this site but it is very generic. topics that only defines terms like mining, what a bitcoin is.. not exactly the steps I need to buy something with these bitcoins. I know nothing of encryption or public and private keys, and I have purchased nothing off SR due to my lack of knowledge. It should not be this difficult; pm me if you have time. I have gibberbot too, but I unfortunately do not know how to use it. I understand what private and public keys are but do not know how to use them. major help here.
Title: Re: Newbie info DID NOT help me Post by: the joint on February 14, 2012, 12:54:06 AM People, I just wanna go to SR and buy benzos. It is all I want. I have a mt.gox account with no idea on how to use it. I tried adding money to it, and it it told me to "use" some address with a jumble of letters. Kay, how do I "use" this so called address? All I simply want to do is to move fifteen measly us dollars from my pitiful checkings account and I have already read the newbie info on this site but it is very generic. topics that only defines terms like mining, what a bitcoin is.. not exactly the steps I need to buy something with these bitcoins. I know nothing of encryption or public and private keys, and I have purchased nothing off SR due to my lack of knowledge. It should not be this difficult; pm me if you have time. I have gibberbot too, but I unfortunately do not know how to use it. I understand what private and public keys are but do not know how to use them. major help here. "People, I just wanna go to SR and buy benzos. It is all I want." Meh... Title: Re: Newbie info DID NOT help me Post by: Atrum on February 14, 2012, 01:08:08 AM People, I just wanna go to SR and buy benzos. It is all I want. I have a mt.gox account with no idea on how to use it. I tried adding money to it, and it it told me to "use" some address with a jumble of letters. Kay, how do I "use" this so called address? All I simply want to do is to move fifteen measly us dollars from my pitiful checkings account and I have already read the newbie info on this site but it is very generic. topics that only defines terms like mining, what a bitcoin is.. not exactly the steps I need to buy something with these bitcoins. I know nothing of encryption or public and private keys, and I have purchased nothing off SR due to my lack of knowledge. It should not be this difficult; pm me if you have time. I have gibberbot too, but I unfortunately do not know how to use it. I understand what private and public keys are but do not know how to use them. major help here. "People, I just wanna go to SR and buy benzos. It is all I want." Meh... If you are going to be useless in helping new users ,no matter what their purpose is for the use bitcoins... don't bother replying. Title: Re: Newbie info DID NOT help me Post by: Kluge on February 14, 2012, 01:08:30 AM It's generic because there are so many different ways to go about it... Dwolla's by far the cheapest for US users (should only be charged $.25 total for the transfers between your bank and Gox).
[First 6 steps optional. If you already have a Paypal account, some people may be willing to sell you Bitcoins at a premium for USD in Paypal. Check out the Currency Exchange subforum @ https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?board=53.0 -- it's quite possible nobody will be willing to sell to you because PayPal is ill-suited for such a transaction.] 1) Open a Dwolla account. Gox doesn't handle bank->GoxAccount except for expensive wire transfers. https://www.dwolla.com 2) Tether bank account to Dwolla (very similar to Paypal) @ https://www.dwolla.com/in/accounts.aspx?a=add 3) Initiate ACH transfer from bank to Dwolla @ https://www.dwolla.com/deposit 4) Wait ~3-5 business days for transfer to clear. 5) Goto MtGox, transfer funds from Dwolla to Gox account @ https://mtgox.com/trade/funding-options (FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS!) 6) Buy bitcoins. I'll assume you're ignorant, not retarded, and can figure this out yourself. 7) If you're buying on a Tor site, deposit funds into your Tor site Bitcoin wallet by using https://mtgox.com/trade/funding-options -- use the BTC address assigned to you by the Tor site. Title: Re: Newbie info DID NOT help me Post by: Atrum on February 14, 2012, 01:10:29 AM It's generic because there are so many different ways to go about it... Dwolla's by far the cheapest for US users (should only be charged $.25 total for the transfers between your bank and Gox). [First 6 steps optional. If you already have a Paypal account, some people may be willing to sell you Bitcoins at a premium for USD in Paypal. Check out the Currency Exchange subforum @ https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?board=53.0 -- it's quite possible nobody will be willing to sell to you because PayPal is ill-suited for such a transaction.] 1) Open a Dwolla account. Gox doesn't handle bank->GoxAccount except for expensive wire transfers. https://www.dwolla.com 2) Tether bank account to Dwolla (very similar to Paypal) @ https://www.dwolla.com/in/accounts.aspx?a=add 3) Initiate ACH transfer from bank to Dwolla @ https://www.dwolla.com/deposit 4) Wait ~3-5 business days for transfer to clear. 5) Goto MtGox, transfer funds from Dwolla to Gox account @ https://mtgox.com/trade/funding-options (FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS!) 6) Buy bitcoins. I'll assume you're ignorant, not retarded, and can figure this out yourself. 7) If you're buying on a Tor site, deposit funds into your Tor site Bitcoin wallet by using https://mtgox.com/trade/funding-options -- use the BTC address assigned to you by the Tor site. Thanks Klurge!! Title: Re: Newbie info DID NOT help me Post by: Kluge on February 14, 2012, 01:13:02 AM Save that info to a notepad. This thread should be removed.
Title: Re: Newbie info DID NOT help me Post by: reggir55 on February 14, 2012, 01:17:31 AM Save that info to a notepad. This thread should be removed. Hi. I have a similar question about encrption and addresses. Anyone can sendme any informative links, pm? Need some how to. Title: Re: Newbie info DID NOT help me Post by: deepceleron on February 14, 2012, 01:22:21 AM If only there was some resource to answer all your questions... (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+do+I+get+bitcoins)
Title: Re: Newbie info DID NOT help me Post by: the joint on February 14, 2012, 01:22:29 AM People, I just wanna go to SR and buy benzos. It is all I want. I have a mt.gox account with no idea on how to use it. I tried adding money to it, and it it told me to "use" some address with a jumble of letters. Kay, how do I "use" this so called address? All I simply want to do is to move fifteen measly us dollars from my pitiful checkings account and I have already read the newbie info on this site but it is very generic. topics that only defines terms like mining, what a bitcoin is.. not exactly the steps I need to buy something with these bitcoins. I know nothing of encryption or public and private keys, and I have purchased nothing off SR due to my lack of knowledge. It should not be this difficult; pm me if you have time. I have gibberbot too, but I unfortunately do not know how to use it. I understand what private and public keys are but do not know how to use them. major help here. "People, I just wanna go to SR and buy benzos. It is all I want." Meh... If you are going to be useless in helping new users ,no matter what their purpose is for the use bitcoins... don't bother replying. I'm sorry you got that impression. I was trying to imply that I would've otherwise helped were it not for the first 2 sentences. Ironically, I just made a post in 'meta' about creating FAQ subforums... This is a good example of why they would help. Title: Re: Newbie info DID NOT help me Post by: Atrum on February 14, 2012, 01:54:09 AM People, I just wanna go to SR and buy benzos. It is all I want. I have a mt.gox account with no idea on how to use it. I tried adding money to it, and it it told me to "use" some address with a jumble of letters. Kay, how do I "use" this so called address? All I simply want to do is to move fifteen measly us dollars from my pitiful checkings account and I have already read the newbie info on this site but it is very generic. topics that only defines terms like mining, what a bitcoin is.. not exactly the steps I need to buy something with these bitcoins. I know nothing of encryption or public and private keys, and I have purchased nothing off SR due to my lack of knowledge. It should not be this difficult; pm me if you have time. I have gibberbot too, but I unfortunately do not know how to use it. I understand what private and public keys are but do not know how to use them. major help here. "People, I just wanna go to SR and buy benzos. It is all I want." Meh... If you are going to be useless in helping new users ,no matter what their purpose is for the use bitcoins... don't bother replying. I'm sorry you got that impression. I was trying to imply that I would've otherwise helped were it not for the first 2 sentences. Ironically, I just made a post in 'meta' about creating FAQ subforums... This is a good example of why they would help. It's okay man. I'm a little frustrated right now. Title: Re: Newbie info DID NOT help me Post by: Nancarrow on February 14, 2012, 03:05:03 AM Quote It's okay man. I'm a little frustrated right now. Lack of benzos, yes? ::) |