Newbie info DID NOT help me

[Atrum]

People, I just wanna go to SR and buy benzos. It is all I want.  I have a mt.gox account with no idea on how to use it. I tried adding money to it, and it it told me to "use" some address with a jumble of letters. Kay, how do I "use" this so called address? All I simply want to do is to move fifteen measly us dollars from my pitiful checkings account and I have already read the newbie info on this site but it is very generic. topics that only defines terms like mining, what a bitcoin is.. not exactly the steps I need to buy something with these bitcoins. I know nothing of encryption or public and private keys, and I have purchased nothing off SR due to my lack of knowledge. It should not be this difficult; pm me if you have time. I have gibberbot too, but I unfortunately do not know how to use it. I understand what private and public keys are but do not know how to use them. major help here. 

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[the joint]

People, I just wanna go to SR and buy benzos. It is all I want.  I have a mt.gox account with no idea on how to use it. I tried adding money to it, and it it told me to "use" some address with a jumble of letters. Kay, how do I "use" this so called address? All I simply want to do is to move fifteen measly us dollars from my pitiful checkings account and I have already read the newbie info on this site but it is very generic. topics that only defines terms like mining, what a bitcoin is.. not exactly the steps I need to buy something with these bitcoins. I know nothing of encryption or public and private keys, and I have purchased nothing off SR due to my lack of knowledge. It should not be this difficult; pm me if you have time. I have gibberbot too, but I unfortunately do not know how to use it. I understand what private and public keys are but do not know how to use them. major help here. 

"People, I just wanna go to SR and buy benzos. It is all I want."

Meh...

[Atrum]

People, I just wanna go to SR and buy benzos. It is all I want.  I have a mt.gox account with no idea on how to use it. I tried adding money to it, and it it told me to "use" some address with a jumble of letters. Kay, how do I "use" this so called address? All I simply want to do is to move fifteen measly us dollars from my pitiful checkings account and I have already read the newbie info on this site but it is very generic. topics that only defines terms like mining, what a bitcoin is.. not exactly the steps I need to buy something with these bitcoins. I know nothing of encryption or public and private keys, and I have purchased nothing off SR due to my lack of knowledge. It should not be this difficult; pm me if you have time. I have gibberbot too, but I unfortunately do not know how to use it. I understand what private and public keys are but do not know how to use them. major help here. 

"People, I just wanna go to SR and buy benzos. It is all I want."

Meh...

If you are going to be useless in helping new users ,no matter what their purpose is for the use bitcoins... don't bother replying.

[Kluge]

It's generic because there are so many different ways to go about it... Dwolla's by far the cheapest for US users (should only be charged $.25 total for the transfers between your bank and Gox).

[First 6 steps optional. If you already have a Paypal account, some people may be willing to sell you Bitcoins at a premium for USD in Paypal. Check out the Currency Exchange subforum @ https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?board=53.0 -- it's quite possible nobody will be willing to sell to you because PayPal is ill-suited for such a transaction.]

1) Open a Dwolla account. Gox doesn't handle bank->GoxAccount except for expensive wire transfers. https://www.dwolla.com
2) Tether bank account to Dwolla (very similar to Paypal) @ https://www.dwolla.com/in/accounts.aspx?a=add
3) Initiate ACH transfer from bank to Dwolla @ https://www.dwolla.com/deposit
4) Wait ~3-5 business days for transfer to clear.
5) Goto MtGox, transfer funds from Dwolla to Gox account @ https://mtgox.com/trade/funding-options (FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS!)
6) Buy bitcoins. I'll assume you're ignorant, not retarded, and can figure this out yourself.
7) If you're buying on a Tor site, deposit funds into your Tor site Bitcoin wallet by using https://mtgox.com/trade/funding-options -- use the BTC address assigned to you by the Tor site.

[Atrum]

It's generic because there are so many different ways to go about it... Dwolla's by far the cheapest for US users (should only be charged $.25 total for the transfers between your bank and Gox).

[First 6 steps optional. If you already have a Paypal account, some people may be willing to sell you Bitcoins at a premium for USD in Paypal. Check out the Currency Exchange subforum @ https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?board=53.0 -- it's quite possible nobody will be willing to sell to you because PayPal is ill-suited for such a transaction.]

1) Open a Dwolla account. Gox doesn't handle bank->GoxAccount except for expensive wire transfers. https://www.dwolla.com
2) Tether bank account to Dwolla (very similar to Paypal) @ https://www.dwolla.com/in/accounts.aspx?a=add
3) Initiate ACH transfer from bank to Dwolla @ https://www.dwolla.com/deposit
4) Wait ~3-5 business days for transfer to clear.
5) Goto MtGox, transfer funds from Dwolla to Gox account @ https://mtgox.com/trade/funding-options (FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS!)
6) Buy bitcoins. I'll assume you're ignorant, not retarded, and can figure this out yourself.
7) If you're buying on a Tor site, deposit funds into your Tor site Bitcoin wallet by using https://mtgox.com/trade/funding-options -- use the BTC address assigned to you by the Tor site.

Thanks Klurge!!

[Kluge]

Save that info to a notepad. This thread should be removed.

[reggir55]

Save that info to a notepad. This thread should be removed.

Hi. I have a similar question about encrption and addresses. Anyone can sendme any informative links, pm? Need some how to.

[deepceleron]

If only there was some resource to answer all your questions...

[the joint]

People, I just wanna go to SR and buy benzos. It is all I want.  I have a mt.gox account with no idea on how to use it. I tried adding money to it, and it it told me to "use" some address with a jumble of letters. Kay, how do I "use" this so called address? All I simply want to do is to move fifteen measly us dollars from my pitiful checkings account and I have already read the newbie info on this site but it is very generic. topics that only defines terms like mining, what a bitcoin is.. not exactly the steps I need to buy something with these bitcoins. I know nothing of encryption or public and private keys, and I have purchased nothing off SR due to my lack of knowledge. It should not be this difficult; pm me if you have time. I have gibberbot too, but I unfortunately do not know how to use it. I understand what private and public keys are but do not know how to use them. major help here. 

"People, I just wanna go to SR and buy benzos. It is all I want."

Meh...

If you are going to be useless in helping new users ,no matter what their purpose is for the use bitcoins... don't bother replying.

I'm sorry you got that impression.  I was trying to imply that I would've otherwise helped were it not for the first 2 sentences.  Ironically, I just made a post in 'meta' about creating FAQ subforums...

This is a good example of why they would help.

[Atrum]

People, I just wanna go to SR and buy benzos. It is all I want.  I have a mt.gox account with no idea on how to use it. I tried adding money to it, and it it told me to "use" some address with a jumble of letters. Kay, how do I "use" this so called address? All I simply want to do is to move fifteen measly us dollars from my pitiful checkings account and I have already read the newbie info on this site but it is very generic. topics that only defines terms like mining, what a bitcoin is.. not exactly the steps I need to buy something with these bitcoins. I know nothing of encryption or public and private keys, and I have purchased nothing off SR due to my lack of knowledge. It should not be this difficult; pm me if you have time. I have gibberbot too, but I unfortunately do not know how to use it. I understand what private and public keys are but do not know how to use them. major help here. 

"People, I just wanna go to SR and buy benzos. It is all I want."

Meh...

If you are going to be useless in helping new users ,no matter what their purpose is for the use bitcoins... don't bother replying.

I'm sorry you got that impression.  I was trying to imply that I would've otherwise helped were it not for the first 2 sentences.  Ironically, I just made a post in 'meta' about creating FAQ subforums...

This is a good example of why they would help.

It's okay man. I'm a little frustrated right now.

[Nancarrow]

It's okay man. I'm a little frustrated right now.

Lack of benzos, yes?