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Why would you torture and kill a plant to eat when you have much healthier and better alternatives? I mean, look at these delicious rocks below.

Get our selves some natural rocks (ignore the icky plants on top of those):
https://i.imgur.com/fy83TP8.jpg

Process said rocks:
https://i.imgur.com/qimbS1i.jpg

Finally, stack your rock table for the meal:
https://i.imgur.com/7z0YD4V.jpg

Does that rock meal look so good. It's probably the best meal ever!



Yep, it's self-moderated, better not post any disgusting vegetables, or quotes with a picture in the background that has absolutely nothing to do with the quote.

Rocks are not a healthier or better alternative. They have zero nutritional value. In fact, trying to ingest rocks will make you very ill and probably kill you. Not to mention damage your teeth.

You can eat dirt and shit though.

No, you're wrong. There's many scientist who agree with me, and many, many books published about this. I won't link them here, but I'll tell you that you're wrong over and over.

ok.  torture.  here let me include a photo of child pornogrpahy

oh wait it's illegla.

lets show something legal.

a cannabis leaf.

and then call it fucking torture..

oh who's the gayest one of all.  me.

You're missing the point man, you're not allowed to 'eat' plants, that's torture. Didn't say anything about smoking said plants, you're just cremating them, right? That's fine.

eating *dead* plants is fine.  but live ones with flies circling, etc..??
no.

Whoosh! This whole thread might be over your head.

Hah. Did I tell you about the time I ate a dandelion whole? It wiggled all the way down.

That's murder. You're going to a bad place when you die! You're an absolutely horrible person.

Also, leading scientists agree with my point -- rocks are MUCH healthier than plants in every aspect. Even touching a plant will cause you to have cancer.

100% of people who have ate plants will die, did you know that?

nothing wrong with that.  as a result.  i can take homeopathic medicine (tiny amounts of a drug), to achieve the full effect, my learning how the drug works as a result.  it's not bullshit!!@

Yeah, just add a little bit of cheese on everything and it tastes fine.

Rocks + cheese = you`ll be smiling so much you eat baby food.

Healthy alternative is juicing fruits and veggies.

Great suggestion! Make sure you go easy on the cheese, considering it's made via diary products. Remember, cows DO kill plants -- however, it's not as much as directly eating the plants on our own.

Provide sources or your statement is as useless as the thread.

Because I've seen the evil thread about eating plants on the first page of Off-Topic, I've decided that this needs to be bumped up to there.

Nothing wrong, just healthier then eating meat :)

So first you eat plants,then you eat meat. You're a sick, sick man. Disgusting too.w

If you eat salads you can hear the vegetables scream while your crunching.

This is the best counter argument to those who say that eating meat is cruel because we are hurting other animals , and the counter argument says while you are eating plants and other vegs you are hurting someone who can't even show their resistance by shouting and making loud noises ..! just feel the pain when someone wil grab your nuts and  pull them off and the worse part is you can't make any noise or cry..!

Nah bro, it's actually serious bro.

Agreed. I think I brought this up one time on the thread, and instead people commented and said they can't feel it. Or they have no emotions. Either way, you're still killing something. And if we didn't kill animals, some of them wouldn't hesitate to kill us.

Eaiting dirt cookies is better than eating plants, animals and rocks. You don't have to kill to eat.

http://media4.s-nbcnews.com/j/ap/922e548b-3d8b-4f36-a873-80035bac0f5a.grid-6x2.jpg

it depends on the plant if its poisonous then we must not eat them. But lots of plants are so beneficial for our health specially green leafy vegetables which are best source of vitamins and minerals.

Wait? Do people actually eat dirt cookies? Am I the only person who has never heard of this? I'm guessing they're not healthy, however, shouldn't they appear in mainstream media?

There are videos on youtube, yes many people eat it to survive.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=dirt+cookies

Yum! Dirt cookies are always my favorite snack, but you really can't live on them alone. Rocks however, you can almost eat rocks all day, some sand on top of it as a garnish, just the best taste in the world!

Scissor told me they don't like rock. But Paper said they eat rock for breakfast.

Paper doesn't get sick! Rock must be super healthy!!one!one!

Exactly. This logic is best logic. Man, you should write a doctoral thesis on that. Then again, it's already proven -- so who can argue, right?