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We would like to offer a new service to fellow bitcoiners, we are sure some of you folks are religious like us so we would like to offer something of mutual profit.  :)

We will pray to any God(s) you request for an undefined number of Bitcoins. The more you send the stronger will be our prayers but remember every Bitcent is good for you.

Send a PM where should we direct our prayers and we will send you a unique BTC address. If there is something specific you believe your God should hear about let us know about it. Otherwise, we will just pray for your soul (and your Bitcoin wallets!)

Currently we support 13 religions and there are 37 of us monks here. Any questions - just ask, that is what we are here for!

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uhhh..

what kind of God would look kindly on $$ for prayers?

oh wait, christians do this already  ::)

+1

Great idea. There is a real need for a service like this. 

Cut the satire, however. Marketing design is also bad. Your users will need to know how that you hate other religions and esp. athiests before they can trust you.
This we support 13 religions crap doesn't sell.

Hi, i'm a God interested in your service.

Do i need to provide APIs for my religion?

Are you a God wishing to get his/her/its religion included in one of the above mentioned 13, or are you an intermediary God looking to relay prayers through to a major player at a bulk discount?

Dear OP, with all due respect... go fuck yourself.

This scam is so fucked up...

Sir , your humor detector has obviously fucked up.

How much for heaven guarantee?

Coming from this forum I should have realized it was a joke. Since I know there's so many religious figures asking for money (in the most idiotic ways), I thought it was just another common practice.

We're mostly a bunch of libertarians here hence the frequent religion joke. Heck, the 13 religion supported was an utter givaway.
That said, OP what's the amount for heaven guarantee?   ;D Is there one for atheists?

Here in Italy religions receive money from the state in so clever ways. Consider that the Vatican receive like 1 billion € each year... then add all the reduced taxes etc etc...
I suppose god is really powerful

Once your service grows will you consider an IPO?

..Will you offer shares in Heaven,Paradise,Valhalla, or Sto-Vo-Kor?

-shaded

http://bitprayer.com/

Would anyone be interested in starting a "Church of Development". Where "god" is "the future", and we worship by making it better. Basically just a developmental coin charity that religiously works towards the future.

I am a certified minister and I will work to get non-profit status in my state, but here is the base for the organization, I already have 200 members:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=213405.0

If anyone wants to get married or exercise demons, I can legally do the ceremony :)

  

    
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Oh my god this is perfect

I hope this is a joke, lol.

We shared this thread in Episode 18 (http://youmeandbtc.com/podcasts/ymb-podcast-ep-18-purse-io-bitcoin-comedy/) of the You, Me, and BTC Podcast. It made us laugh so we wanted to mention it in our Bitcoin comedy segment. ;)

Haha, I was listening to the podcast now and heard this so I came here to try and find it. What are the chances!

Do you offer bulk pricing? I need 100+ prayers/week.
Also, I can see you've talked previously about an API. Is it available for customers as well or just to religions?

No offense to anyone but I have a message for the OP!

Move to USA! And start a church for bitcoin!And you will succeed!

why I say this?


because last week every day i saw on TV a program where people are making churches in USA!

And they had basketball players church, bikers church and some more options that will blow your mind!

So everything is possible in USA!

How will the proof of prayer be delivered?

I'm an atheist. Can I just pay you for not praying?

It looks like a joke but If somehow It is not, this picture of the monk is not enough better make us a video about these monks who pray for our god, than someone might really consider donating but this looks more like a joke.

I think this is the best option! What address can I use to silence your prayers? :D

And if I want all the prayers you can provide of all the religions, how much would it cost then  :) ?

Will there be any type of automatic religion switching ability so I can ensure my money is going to the most profitable prayers?

When will the prayers switch from Proof Of Faith to Proof of Profit?

is there any fee for people without religions?  ;D

CryptoPrayers - where your prayers are anonymous and backed by the Prayerchain!

PrayCoin? The next big crypto revolution!

Not impressed by the premise of this thread
Prayers should not be paid for with money. Period.

Very nice avatar. Looks like a realm where you can have forgiveness without involving any money ;D

It is a joke... but some ultra-religious nuts would still end up sending their bitcoins to this prayer service.  ;D More like natural selection. Bitcoins remains in the hands of intelligent people.

Can we ask for proofs for answered prayers?  ;D

Haha, exacly! Anyway, we should all become saints for guiding the world into 22nd century of Bitcoin global currency.