malevolent (OP)
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March 11, 2012, 09:07:46 PM
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We would like to offer a new service to fellow bitcoiners, we are sure some of you folks are religious like us so we would like to offer something of mutual profit.  We will pray to any God(s) you request for an undefined number of Bitcoins. The more you send the stronger will be our prayers but remember every Bitcent is good for you. Send a PM where should we direct our prayers and we will send you a unique BTC address. If there is something specific you believe your God should hear about let us know about it. Otherwise, we will just pray for your soul (and your Bitcoin wallets!) Currently we support 13 religions and there are 37 of us monks here. Any questions - just ask, that is what we are here for!  |
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March 12, 2012, 01:00:34 AM |
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uhhh.. what kind of God would look kindly on $$ for prayers? oh wait, christians do this already  |
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malevolent (OP)
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March 12, 2012, 06:56:38 AM |
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uhhh.. what kind of God would look kindly on $$ for prayers? oh wait, christians do this already +1 |
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cunicula
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March 12, 2012, 07:02:13 AM |
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We would like to offer a new service to fellow bitcoiners, we are sure some of you folks are religious like us so we would like to offer something of mutual profit. We will pray to any God(s) you request for an undefined number of Bitcoins. The more you send the stronger will be our prayers but remember every Bitcent is good for you. Send a PM where should we direct our prayers and we will send you a unique BTC address. If there is something specific you believe your God should hear about let us know about it. Otherwise, we will just pray for your soul (and your Bitcoin wallets!) Currently we support 13 religions and there are 37 of us monks here. Any questions - just ask, that is what we are here for! Great idea. There is a real need for a service like this. Cut the satire, however. Marketing design is also bad. Your users will need to know how that you hate other religions and esp. athiests before they can trust you. This we support 13 religions crap doesn't sell. |
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demonblack
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March 12, 2012, 07:28:10 PM |
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Hi, i'm a God interested in your service.
Do i need to provide APIs for my religion?
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edd
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March 12, 2012, 07:51:46 PM |
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Hi, i'm a God interested in your service.
Do i need to provide APIs for my religion?
Are you a God wishing to get his/her/its religion included in one of the above mentioned 13, or are you an intermediary God looking to relay prayers through to a major player at a bulk discount? |
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March 12, 2012, 09:55:20 PM |
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Dear OP, with all due respect... go fuck yourself.
This scam is so fucked up...
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John (John K.)
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March 13, 2012, 07:43:20 AM |
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Dear OP, with all due respect... go fuck yourself.
This scam is so fucked up...
Sir , your humor detector has obviously fucked up. |
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Yankee (BitInstant)
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March 13, 2012, 02:18:10 PM |
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How much for heaven guarantee?
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Bitcoin pioneer. An apostle of Satoshi Nakamoto. A crusader for a new, better, tech-driven society. A dreamer. More about me: http://CharlieShrem.com |
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March 13, 2012, 02:30:40 PM |
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Dear OP, with all due respect... go fuck yourself.
This scam is so fucked up...
Sir , your humor detector has obviously fucked up. Coming from this forum I should have realized it was a joke. Since I know there's so many religious figures asking for money (in the most idiotic ways), I thought it was just another common practice. |
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John (John K.)
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March 13, 2012, 03:05:33 PM |
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Dear OP, with all due respect... go fuck yourself.
This scam is so fucked up...
Sir , your humor detector has obviously fucked up. Coming from this forum I should have realized it was a joke. Since I know there's so many religious figures asking for money (in the most idiotic ways), I thought it was just another common practice. We're mostly a bunch of libertarians here hence the frequent religion joke. Heck, the 13 religion supported was an utter givaway. That said, OP what's the amount for heaven guarantee?  Is there one for atheists? |
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March 13, 2012, 08:38:48 PM |
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Dear OP, with all due respect... go fuck yourself.
This scam is so fucked up...
Sir , your humor detector has obviously fucked up. Coming from this forum I should have realized it was a joke. Since I know there's so many religious figures asking for money (in the most idiotic ways), I thought it was just another common practice. Here in Italy religions receive money from the state in so clever ways. Consider that the Vatican receive like 1 billion € each year... then add all the reduced taxes etc etc... I suppose god is really powerful |
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March 30, 2012, 01:31:23 AM |
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Once your service grows will you consider an IPO?
..Will you offer shares in Heaven,Paradise,Valhalla, or Sto-Vo-Kor?
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Domain for sale -> NXTcoin.com, 200 btc/2.9 M nxt. pm me like craigslist but for btc! --> Visit BTClist.comFederationCredits--> C6khbXzADRUeT9di2SpNubCt2UVTuayKMV What's this? |
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March 30, 2012, 01:34:00 AM |
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May 23, 2013, 06:32:31 PM |
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Would anyone be interested in starting a "Church of Development". Where "god" is "the future", and we worship by making it better. Basically just a developmental coin charity that religiously works towards the future. I am a certified minister and I will work to get non-profit status in my state, but here is the base for the organization, I already have 200 members: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=213405.0If anyone wants to get married or exercise demons, I can legally do the ceremony |
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May 23, 2013, 10:44:52 PM
Last edit: May 24, 2013, 12:04:26 AM by BitcoinLady |
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 Thou shalt <edit>earneth</edit > Bitcoins !!!
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May 23, 2013, 11:50:04 PM |
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Thou shalt earn Bitcoins !!! Earneth* |
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January 29, 2014, 03:30:52 PM |
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btcprayer.com
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January 29, 2014, 03:42:42 PM |
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Hi, i'm a God interested in your service.
Do i need to provide APIs for my religion?
Oh my god this is perfect |
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January 29, 2014, 03:46:25 PM |
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I hope this is a joke, lol.
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