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Title: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: Jon on March 15, 2012, 04:24:19 AM I've been sitting graduated and out of school for 2 weeks now. Bitcoin.su has been receiving a lot of my attention but I need to immediately put more money in my pocket and I need people.
Because I'm also a greedy bastard hungry for more Bitcoins, I will now be applying for a 40+ hour job wherever I can find one, with the goal of accumulating as many Bitcoins as possible. I will also use this as a social experiment to show what it's like for low-wage workers to be paid in money that gains in value, in addition to saving it as opposed to our inflationary economy. Places applied: Walmart (4 locations) Panda Express Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: rjk on March 15, 2012, 04:42:17 AM I've been sitting graduated and out of school for 2 weeks now. Bitcoin.su has been receiving a lot of my attention but I need to immediately put more money in my pocket and I need people. Write up a diary for us, it could be called "The angsty rambling of the greedy teenager, Part 1: In which I discover Bitcoin"Because I'm also a greedy bastard hungry for more Bitcoins, I will now be applying for a 40+ hour job wherever I can find one, with the goal of accumulating as many Bitcoins as possible. I will also use this as a social experiment to show what it's like for low-wage workers to be paid in money that gains in value, in addition to saving it as opposed to our inflationary economy. Places applied: Walmart (4 locations) Panda Express Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: RandyFolds on March 15, 2012, 08:00:32 AM So, I decided to start another thread with a title beginning with 'so'. Jack me off, world.
Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: RandyFolds on March 15, 2012, 08:04:31 AM Also, spend that money on weed and bitches. Thank me later.
Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: SaintFlow on March 15, 2012, 08:10:20 AM Also, spend that money on weed and bitches. Thank me later. Since we are off-topic here ;DCan you give some more advice on spending money on bitches? It seems to me that one can do alot wrong with it. So how to send money on bitches like a king? No tutorial for weed needed. Already saying thanks @ OP For how long are you planning to do this "project"? if you fuck it up you might just have positioned your life at the edge between middle class and trash... Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: Jon on March 15, 2012, 08:14:05 AM My family before me is very humble and poverty is the default human condition. I do not fear it.
Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: Matthew N. Wright on March 15, 2012, 08:45:52 AM This is predictable of Atlas.
Spend days on a forum as "Immanuel Go" telling everyone that he would never be a part of the "system" and that working for the machine is below him, change nicknames, start asking for help because mommy and daddy want him out of the house. Oh, Atlas. Will you ever shut up or grow up? Preferably shut up? https://i.imgur.com/j2HyF.gif EDIT: Also, is there anything you haven't flip flopped on in the past year? Do you still like rough sex and enjoy it when women orgasm in admiration of you like you said on SomethingAwful? How about lying about statistics to make yourself sound better like you did in the thread about your school team that you caused to fail? Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 15, 2012, 08:47:08 AM I'm too tired to do it. When I come back to this thread in few hours, I hope to see a parody of Atlas's application or resume.
Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: NothinG on March 15, 2012, 08:48:47 AM I'm too tired to do it. When I come back to this thread in few hours, I hope to see a parody of Atlas's application or resume. https://i.imgur.com/JV2yd.pngTitle: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 15, 2012, 08:56:46 AM Just pulled out my Atlas crystal ball and looked into the future (2 weeks).
Q: How's your job hunting going, Atlas? A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brj2UkUPjCI ~Cackling Bear~ Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: Matthew N. Wright on March 15, 2012, 09:06:11 AM I'm too tired to do it. When I come back to this thread in few hours, I hope to see a parody of Atlas's application or resume. I do not disappoint. https://i.imgur.com/rSUil.jpg (https://i.imgur.com/rSUil.jpg) Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: NothinG on March 15, 2012, 09:09:09 AM I'm too tired to do it. When I come back to this thread in few hours, I hope to see a parody of Atlas's application or resume. I do not disappoint. xD Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: Sannyasi on March 15, 2012, 09:17:55 AM ok matt.... you just made my new resume.... thank you
Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: organofcorti on March 15, 2012, 01:21:22 PM You have very nice handwriting, Matthew.
Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: Matthew N. Wright on March 15, 2012, 01:23:34 PM You have very nice handwriting, Matthew. lolwut http://new.tinygrab.com/864f9a7910489d9e75c307a08e6f35cb8a85d55eb4.png Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: organofcorti on March 15, 2012, 01:25:34 PM Your word processor has very nice
Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: Matthew N. Wright on March 15, 2012, 01:29:15 PM Your word processor has very nice Yes, me and old shoopy have a history. I've shooped a few shoops in my time. Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: organofcorti on March 15, 2012, 01:32:56 PM Your word processor has very nice Yes, me and old shoopy have a history. I've shooped a few shoops in my time. And this is the first time you've used your magazine-honed shoop skillz on Atlas? Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: RodeoX on March 15, 2012, 01:43:44 PM I like your project. Maybe you should keep track of haw much you have after 1 year. vs. saving in USD.
Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: Matthew N. Wright on March 15, 2012, 01:46:05 PM Your word processor has very nice Yes, me and old shoopy have a history. I've shooped a few shoops in my time. And this is the first time you've used your magazine-honed shoop skillz on Atlas? Of course not. Go read all my 3000+ posts. You'll find some awesome shooping in there. Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 15, 2012, 05:16:48 PM I'm too tired to do it. When I come back to this thread in few hours, I hope to see a parody of Atlas's application or resume. I do not disappoint. xD Matthew and I are teaming up to form a new enterprise: Twunk & Shop--I twunk it and he shops it. ~Cackling Bear~ Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: Matthew N. Wright on March 15, 2012, 05:18:57 PM Matthew and I are teaming up to form a new enterprise: Twunk & Shop--I twunk it and he shops it. That name doesn't sound nearly explicit enough. How about "Twop and shunk"? Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 16, 2012, 12:59:47 AM Matthew and I are teaming up to form a new enterprise: Twunk & Shop--I twunk it and he shops it. That name doesn't sound nearly explicit enough. How about "Twop and shunk"? I'm on record for coming up with "Twop and shunk" first and am thinking about registering twopandshunk.com. OK, I've thought about it long enough. BTW, excellent job on that application, Matthew. ~Cackling Bear~ Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: amencon on March 16, 2012, 01:17:35 AM Since we are off-topic here ;D Can you give some more advice on spending money on bitches? It seems to me that one can do alot wrong with it. So how to send money on bitches like a king? http://www.backpage.com/ I only know of people successfully banging whores from ads on this site in the US though. Only replying to ads with pictures that don't look like they were pulled from the internet is highly recommended unless you like a real adventure. Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: LoupGaroux on March 16, 2012, 01:37:50 AM Wow.
This is earth-freaking-shattering. Graduate decides to seek employment. To earn money. To afford clean clothes, shampoo and gas for the car. Then hope to meet female of the species to mate with. Or at least a little over the clothes heavy petting. It's all pretty much downhill from here. Have fun in the coal mines, you are now a wage slave wanna-be. Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 16, 2012, 01:38:42 AM Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: Jon on March 16, 2012, 02:30:58 AM A flo-like woman gave me a referral to a Progressive call center. 60 hour weeks and free dental! Woo, let's see where this goes.
Title: Re: So, I decided to get a job. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 16, 2012, 03:14:03 AM A flo-like woman gave me a referral to a Progressive call center. 60 hour weeks and free dental! Woo, let's see where this goes. http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/8/k/8kne5hlz7rb6nk5b.jpg You hired who? http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/awkwardness-joking-with-flo-progressive-insurance-demotivational-poster-1282085041.jpg I'm going to have to let my Boss talk to your Jon on that one. http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/WK-AW841_COVER__G_20110217223801.jpg Shit's about to get real, Becky. |
