So, I decided to get a job.

[Jon]

I've been sitting graduated and out of school for 2 weeks now. Bitcoin.su has been receiving a lot of my attention but I need to immediately put more money in my pocket and I need people.

Because I'm also a greedy bastard hungry for more Bitcoins, I will now be applying for a 40+ hour job wherever I can find one, with the goal of accumulating as many Bitcoins as possible.

I will also use this as a social experiment to show what it's like for low-wage workers to be paid in money that gains in value, in addition to saving it as opposed to our inflationary economy.

Places applied:

Walmart (4 locations)
Panda Express

[rjk]

I've been sitting graduated and out of school for 2 weeks now. Bitcoin.su has been receiving a lot of my attention but I need to immediately put more money in my pocket and I need people.

Because I'm also a greedy bastard hungry for more Bitcoins, I will now be applying for a 40+ hour job wherever I can find one, with the goal of accumulating as many Bitcoins as possible.

I will also use this as a social experiment to show what it's like for low-wage workers to be paid in money that gains in value, in addition to saving it as opposed to our inflationary economy.

Places applied:

Walmart (4 locations)
Panda Express

Write up a diary for us, it could be called "The angsty rambling of the greedy teenager, Part 1: In which I discover Bitcoin"

[RandyFolds]

So, I decided to start another thread with a title beginning with 'so'. Jack me off, world.

[RandyFolds]

Also, spend that money on weed and bitches. Thank me later.

[SaintFlow]

Also, spend that money on weed and bitches. Thank me later.

Since we are off-topic here 

Can you give some more advice on spending money on bitches?
It seems to me that one can do alot wrong with it.

So how to send money on bitches like a king?

No tutorial for weed needed. Already saying thanks

@ OP

For how long are you planning to do this "project"?
if you fuck it up you might just have positioned your
life at the edge between middle class and trash...

[Jon]

My family before me is very humble and poverty is the default human condition. I do not fear it.

[Matthew N. Wright]

This is predictable of Atlas.

Spend days on a forum as "Immanuel Go" telling everyone that he would never be a part of the "system" and that working for the machine is below him,

change nicknames,

start asking for help because mommy and daddy want him out of the house.


Oh, Atlas. Will you ever shut up or grow up? Preferably shut up?




EDIT: Also, is there anything you haven't flip flopped on in the past year? Do you still like rough sex and enjoy it when women orgasm in admiration of you like you said on SomethingAwful? How about lying about statistics to make yourself sound better like you did in the thread about your school team that you caused to fail?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I'm too tired to do it. When I come back to this thread in few hours, I hope to see a parody of Atlas's application or resume.

[NothinG]

I'm too tired to do it. When I come back to this thread in few hours, I hope to see a parody of Atlas's application or resume.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Just pulled out my Atlas crystal ball and looked into the future (2 weeks).

Q: How's your job hunting going, Atlas?
A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brj2UkUPjCI

~Cackling Bear~

[Matthew N. Wright]

I'm too tired to do it. When I come back to this thread in few hours, I hope to see a parody of Atlas's application or resume.

I do not disappoint.

[NothinG]

I'm too tired to do it. When I come back to this thread in few hours, I hope to see a parody of Atlas's application or resume.

I do not disappoint.

LOL
xD

[Sannyasi]

ok matt.... you just made my new resume.... thank you

[organofcorti]

You have very nice handwriting, Matthew.

[Matthew N. Wright]

You have very nice handwriting, Matthew.

lolwut

[organofcorti]

Your word processor has very nice handwriting um 'fonting', Matthew. Almost womanly. Is there something going on between you two that your public should know about?

[Matthew N. Wright]

Your word processor has very nice handwriting um 'fonting', Matthew. Almost womanly. Is there something going on between you two that your public should know about?

Yes, me and old shoopy have a history.

I've shooped a few shoops in my time.

[organofcorti]

Your word processor has very nice handwriting um 'fonting', Matthew. Almost womanly. Is there something going on between you two that your public should know about?

Yes, me and old shoopy have a history.

I've shooped a few shoops in my time.

And this is the first time you've used your magazine-honed shoop skillz on Atlas?

[RodeoX]

I like your project. Maybe you should keep track of haw much you have after 1 year. vs. saving in USD.

[Matthew N. Wright]

Your word processor has very nice handwriting um 'fonting', Matthew. Almost womanly. Is there something going on between you two that your public should know about?

Yes, me and old shoopy have a history.

I've shooped a few shoops in my time.

And this is the first time you've used your magazine-honed shoop skillz on Atlas?

Of course not. Go read all my 3000+ posts. You'll find some awesome shooping in there.