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Title: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: psudoBTC on July 26, 2014, 06:38:34 AM The topic says it all.
Post how much time you have spent in jail Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: e1ghtSpace on July 26, 2014, 07:13:14 AM 0ms yay!
You need to post your time though. Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: Anastasio on July 26, 2014, 07:22:12 AM Never been to jail, but was in the drunk tank for 8 hours because I couldn't walk straight. That shit sucks...
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: serje on July 26, 2014, 07:26:40 AM I don't have experience in jail ... oh crap ... wait I have ... visited a hoe in jail .... and stayed there for about 60 minutes!!!
Why I call her a hoe ... that's a different story and I might as well start a new thread about it! Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: TheButterZone on July 26, 2014, 07:32:28 AM Since I was born in and live in CA, where the right to self-defense is effectively banned in public, I've been in jail my entire life (except a few furloughs out of state).
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: McArshur on July 26, 2014, 09:14:14 AM Zero of every time frame. Hope I'll never stay in a prison cell though :P
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: johnathan32 on July 26, 2014, 10:54:45 AM Never, but I wonder why you ask this?
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: minerpumpkin on July 26, 2014, 10:57:11 AM Never been incarcerated, luckily. The only time I 'spent' in jail was when I visited a police station as a kid or when I visited Alcatraz last year. No incentive to spend an extended time there, though!
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: P509SHO on July 26, 2014, 11:49:49 AM ha ha ha Nice Newbie Post
I think 1 Minute 16 Second because I will Meet My Friend. >:( Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: bitgeek on July 26, 2014, 12:28:12 PM I've never been in jail, which doesn't mean I never broke the law. I was just lucky :)
Anyway, jail sux. I know people who were put there just because they had no money. Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: chshabbir on July 26, 2014, 12:31:37 PM Never,I don't have experience in jail !
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: cech4204a on July 26, 2014, 12:35:38 PM Haven't been in jail ever, but i might get some jail time soon, you can read my story on my profile and you will see what am i talking about. Maybe, maybe not i'm not sentenced yet, but if i will be than i will get like 1-2 years.
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: Malin Keshar on July 26, 2014, 04:19:12 PM Never, but I wonder why you ask this? Probably because the propaganda about bitcoin being created to sell drugs, weapons and hire hitmans. I and I think almost all never have been jailed. Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: crazy-pilot on July 26, 2014, 05:14:59 PM 0 years 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds. Hopefully it stays like this.
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: subercoin on July 26, 2014, 08:02:11 PM I'll have 0 years 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds too.
I'm not going to jail 8) Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: juggalodarkclow on July 27, 2014, 12:05:44 AM None, I got bailed out before they could take me ;)
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: ruggedman_dan on July 27, 2014, 12:21:44 AM 3 years on dope charges.
Oh my bad that was a movie. Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: catena5260 on July 27, 2014, 01:30:12 AM I always bribe the police. No seconds spent on jail.
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: kerimk2 on July 27, 2014, 01:49:23 AM The real question here, is how much time i haven't spent in jail :-X snitches get stitches bitches
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: spidergoat on July 27, 2014, 02:19:01 AM I was still in prison, dancing. :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKtdTJP_GUI Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: antonioserrano72 on July 27, 2014, 02:21:24 AM None. And I hope this will be the same for my entire lifetime.
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: r3wt on July 27, 2014, 02:22:59 AM i did a couple of stints in jail for some pretty boneheaded things. Jail sucks, and it only seems cool in the movies. In reality, its a living hell.
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: banque on July 27, 2014, 02:52:43 AM You can tell the OP hasn't been in the 'system' he still calls it 'jail'.
Jail is what petty theifs go to who don't have bail in the county level. CRIMINALS do numbers as in YEARS You do your bit in the joint or PRISON Fellow inmates speak like this So what's your number down the road Or what's your number up state NUMBER IS HOW MANY YEARS you gonna do in the REAL CRIMINAL UNIVERSITY PRISON haha If you deal with criminals like CRIMINAL LAWYERS do you learn the lingo You guys wouldn't last 3 minutes in the yard without having some punk take all your stuff. haha Now if you have a few belts in martial arts, you the king of the yard since you're what they call a JAW BREAKER That means one strike fist or foot you take jaws sideways and the dude is WIRED for a bit JAIL JAIL is for pussies CRIMINALS DO NUMBERS It's called PRISON Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: banque on July 27, 2014, 02:57:02 AM i did a couple of stints in jail for some pretty boneheaded things. Jail sucks, and it only seems cool in the movies. In reality, its a living hell. What do you call the dude in the joint with his own cell, chick CO's visiting him at night in his cell, his hut runs the blocks commissary, he has the cigs and everyone bows to him when he leaves his cell He has whatever he wants Cell phones TV Pussy Stacks on the books If you know how to ride your bit out, it's not that bad, Ballers don't do hard time, they chill like they're home Broke ass bitches with no dough find it tough PS Not me posting, it's one of my buddies, he is here LAUGHING AT YOU PUSSIES begging me to post in a jail thread, it's PRISON and he did 5 years for almost killing an undercover cop WITH HIS BARE HANDS when he ripped him off, if someone owes me money I give him their number if you know what I mean haha oh me in jail? A LOT, but it was always visiting dumb ass buddies or bailing them out, haha, damn those places stink Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: r3wt on July 27, 2014, 03:14:22 AM i did a couple of stints in jail for some pretty boneheaded things. Jail sucks, and it only seems cool in the movies. In reality, its a living hell. What do you call the dude in the joint with his own cell, chick CO's visiting him at night in his cell, his hut runs the blocks commissary, he has the cigs and everyone bows to him when he leaves his cell He has whatever he wants Cell phones TV Pussy Stacks on the books If you know how to ride your bit out, it's not that bad, Ballers don't do hard time, they chill like they're home Broke ass bitches with no dough find it tough PS Not me posting, it's one of my buddies, he is here LAUGHING AT YOU PUSSIES begging me to post in a jail thread, it's PRISON and he did 5 years for almost killing an undercover cop WITH HIS BARE HANDS when he ripped him off, if someone owes me money I give him their number if you know what I mean haha oh me in jail? A LOT, but it was always visiting dumb ass buddies or bailing them out, haha, damn those places stink loose lips sink ships. Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: ytlover on July 27, 2014, 05:12:05 AM The real question here, is how much time i haven't spent in jail :-X snitches get stitches bitches go away you snitch! Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: santaClause on July 27, 2014, 05:24:35 AM None. And I don't plan on ever going to jail.
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: Victorius on July 27, 2014, 08:59:30 AM I spent more than 20 years in school system, wouldnt recommend to anyone... :-\
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: jillkelly on July 27, 2014, 09:29:38 AM fortunately none.
None. And I don't plan on ever going to jail. knock on wood when you say things like that! Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: JerryCurlzzz on July 27, 2014, 09:51:57 AM not jail really, but spent the night in a holding cell/drunk tank once. ;D same here. one night is all I need. please no more. :) Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: snarlpill on July 27, 2014, 10:51:01 AM What a ridiculous thread. I've spent a little over a year locked up myself though unfortunately, it's nothing that makes you cool. A close friend just got out from his 17 year sentence.
What do you call the dude in the joint with his own cell, chick CO's visiting him at night in his cell, his hut runs the blocks commissary, he has the cigs and everyone bows to him when he leaves his cell He has whatever he wants Cell phones TV Pussy Stacks on the books If you know how to ride your bit out, it's not that bad, Ballers don't do hard time, they chill like they're home Broke ass bitches with no dough find it tough PS Not me posting, it's one of my buddies, he is here LAUGHING AT YOU PUSSIES begging me to post in a jail thread, it's PRISON and he did 5 years for almost killing an undercover cop WITH HIS BARE HANDS when he ripped him off, if someone owes me money I give him their number if you know what I mean haha oh me in jail? A LOT, but it was always visiting dumb ass buddies or bailing them out, haha, damn those places stink ....and you sound like a dumbass dude. .........seriously. Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: onlinepro on July 27, 2014, 11:47:50 AM None.
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: BayAreaCoins on July 27, 2014, 08:25:28 PM A couple weeks in the Juvenile side (which is worse than the adults because no POD time or cigs.)
It wasn't bad. I pretty much just ate every ones peanut butter sandwiches. Taught little kids how to breath heavy then hold your breath and get dizzy :P Learned I didn't want to go to jail though because I like picking what I eat! Was fighting two 19 year olds over a Carton of cigs... silly kid shit :P lol loose lips sink ships. yep Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: LostDutchman on July 27, 2014, 09:05:53 PM Six hours once for contempt of court.
Thirteen hours in a case of mistaken identity. Three days in a Third World Shithole jail until US Embassy personell arrived. Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: Lucky Cris on July 27, 2014, 09:14:46 PM Six hours once for contempt of court. Thirteen hours in a case of mistaken identity. Three days in a Third World Shithole jail until US Embassy personell arrived. lawdy! Hopefully you sued. Shit with the today's laws, anything's possible, lol. Oh, none for me. Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: Yakamoto on July 27, 2014, 09:32:51 PM I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all.
Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in. So no thanks ;D Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: beetcoin on July 27, 2014, 09:33:46 PM i've never been to jail.. thug life was never for me. 12+ years of driving, and i haven't been into a major accident.. and i've had only 1 ticket.
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: onlinepro on July 27, 2014, 09:40:46 PM I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all. Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in. So no thanks ;D "Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in." Really :o Jail is like my top1 holiday resort! Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: fonenumba on July 27, 2014, 10:31:28 PM I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all. Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in. So no thanks ;D "Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in." Really :o Jail is like my top1 holiday resort! Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: WillyBTC on July 27, 2014, 10:59:26 PM I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all. Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in. So no thanks ;D "Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in." Really :o Jail is like my top1 holiday resort! It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved? Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: onlinepro on July 27, 2014, 11:14:09 PM I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all. Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in. So no thanks ;D "Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in." Really :o Jail is like my top1 holiday resort! It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved? I have heard that too. From movies ;D Violence depends a lot about your country. And I don't think that rapes are very common in any prison. Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: TRex95 on July 27, 2014, 11:26:15 PM I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all. Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in. So no thanks ;D "Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in." Really :o Jail is like my top1 holiday resort! It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved? Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: onlinepro on July 27, 2014, 11:32:24 PM I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all. Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in. So no thanks ;D "Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in." Really :o Jail is like my top1 holiday resort! It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved? "I'm hungry and it is cold :'( Time for gay rape :D" Not that it would happen in jail either. Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: gentlemand on July 27, 2014, 11:57:06 PM It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved? I think that depends on whether you're imprisoned in a reasonably civilised country or not. The US is not one of them in this case. Plenty of friends of mine have been to UK prisons. Nothing of that sort was observed by any of them. Most of the time they were smoking pot or playing 'soccer'. Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: BayAreaCoins on July 28, 2014, 12:06:42 AM Most of the time they were smoking pot or playing 'soccer'. Sounds horrible!!! :D Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: LostDutchman on July 28, 2014, 12:54:31 AM Six hours once for contempt of court. Thirteen hours in a case of mistaken identity. Three days in a Third World Shithole jail until US Embassy personell arrived. lawdy! Hopefully you sued. Shit with the today's laws, anything's possible, lol. Oh, none for me. Uh, no. It was really best for me to just get the Hell out of there and never go back. Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: nwfella on July 28, 2014, 01:12:18 AM If you gotta do any serious stretch of time it's hard to beat Venezuela :p
Just make sure you get yourself hooked up with one of the major drug cartel's before you get sentenced ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpSRU1aMsg Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: WillyBTC on July 28, 2014, 01:19:00 AM I haven't spent any time in jail, and I don't plan on spending any time in there at all. Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in. So no thanks ;D "Based on what I've heard/read, it's not a pleasant place to be in." Really :o Jail is like my top1 holiday resort! It's not really that simple. Have you ever heard about the sort of violence and sexual violence that occurs within prisons? Are 3 meals a day and a bed worth the threat of getting raped or shivved? I have heard that too. From movies ;D Violence depends a lot about your country. And I don't think that rapes are very common in any prison. In any medium security prison and up in the US, you'd be very, very wrong. There are a lot of statistics on this stuff, but I can't be bothered right now to dredge them up. I have heard similar things about prisons in India, and only assumed similar things about other places. Can't be sure either way.... Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: Tbone123 on July 28, 2014, 01:20:32 AM Never... that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: WillyBTC on July 28, 2014, 01:23:21 AM Never... that's my story and I'm sticking to it. LOL -- nice wording there. It's okay, Tbone, your secret is safe with us! What were you in for? How long? :P I spent a night in a holding cell, but was never charged with anything. :) Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: sed on July 28, 2014, 01:27:20 AM Never been to jail, but was in the drunk tank for 8 hours because I couldn't walk straight. That shit sucks... I think that is the same as "jail". We can distinguish "prison" as something you're sentenced to. However, whenever the cops arrest you and stick you somewhere you don't want to be and don't let you out, I think you're officially in "jail". Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: IamCANADIAN013 on July 28, 2014, 02:58:38 AM Never been in for a long period of time, but I did spend the night in the drunk tank. So technically, I've spent time in jail. Man did it suck. If I remember correctly, there were about 10 or 12 0f us in there.
They let us out in pairs as we sobered up, they guy they let me out with obviously needed to spend a few more hours in the tank. He ended up passing out on the steps after he decided to smoke a joint, LOL! Pretty funny looking back, sucked at the time though as it was on the outskirts of town and I was stuck walking home for over an hour. Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: dudexer on July 28, 2014, 03:03:02 AM 0 years 0 days 0 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds. Hopefully it stays like this. yes, that's bad thing to have. It is zero sec. for me.Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: LostDutchman on July 28, 2014, 03:27:14 AM Never... that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Do I know you? ;) Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: dwi0021 on July 28, 2014, 04:52:20 AM I been to jail visiting my friend.
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: fatguyyyyy on July 28, 2014, 05:02:34 AM I pay the police with donuts. And they let me out. 8)
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: Inotanewbie on July 28, 2014, 05:16:20 AM I pay the police with donuts. And they let me out. 8) LOL. I thought that the police raced to Duncan donuts whenever they heard that there was a doughnut sale? Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: TaunSew on July 28, 2014, 05:19:22 AM That's because this website is full of Europeans. Jail in Europe is like a gated country club by American standards. American prison on the other hand - they shove you into a dink cell, half the inmates get cholera and your cell mate Bubba on death row hasn't seen a woman in four years. That definitely discourages you from committing crimes! Can't do the time then don't do the crime.
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: ChiliPowder on July 28, 2014, 05:41:17 AM That's because this website is full of Europeans. Jail in Europe is like a gated country club by American standards. American prison on the other hand - they shove you into a dink cell, half the inmates get cholera and your cell mate Bubba on death row hasn't seen a woman in four years. That definitely discourages you from committing crimes! Can't do the time then don't do the crime. That is the f&cking truth, murders in Europe get like 15 years of the best living ever. Murder someone in the US and your sitting in the SHU or Solitary for life. Not that im complaining, kill someone you should def lose your rights. Makes you feel bad though for non violent offenders who get 25 years and get put in solitary. Thank god I have never had to go to jail, I had a few friends that went and they came out better criminals then before. They made connections and came out full speed crooks. Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: davien on July 28, 2014, 07:02:02 AM once i hit a double 6 in monopoly and i went directly to jail, i stood a round. thats all .
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: Blue2u on July 28, 2014, 09:50:28 AM Never been in jail and I hope I wont get there for in whole life.
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: leepsteer00 on July 28, 2014, 12:39:38 PM Never been to a jail in my entire life. :D
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: minerpumpkin on July 28, 2014, 12:41:39 PM I'd love to see some people from BFL comment in this thread, things could get exciting!
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: escrow.dude on July 29, 2014, 01:11:21 AM I'd love to see some people from BFL comment in this thread, things could get exciting! They are not in jail yet, although this may very well chance when BFL falls apart even more.Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: ScryptAsic on July 29, 2014, 07:03:54 AM None, is jail fun anyway?
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: ObscureBean on July 29, 2014, 11:26:01 AM I was backpacking across south east Asia for 4 years. At one point I crossed the border into India without a visa. I meant to spend a few months there and thought it would be easy if I just got lost in Goa.
Turns out I couldn't get a hotel/guest house room anywhere without them checking my passport. I got arrested after a week and ended up spending 3 weeks in jail. All I can say is: don't. I'm on their blacklist now, I have to have special permission to be able to travel through India :D Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: BiTJack on July 29, 2014, 11:43:55 AM None actually. :)
Title: Re: How much time you have spent in jail Post by: Maladroit45 on July 29, 2014, 12:08:28 PM 0 time
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